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If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by ThePENGENIUS(m): 12:36am On Jan 09, 2015
If social media was there in bible times, some posts would be like:
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. ‪#‎Shaking‬ !
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miracles be going down here.. ‪#‎OMG‬!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the
forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? ‪#‎Smh‬
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view
here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. ‪#‎Weird‬
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. ‪#‎RIP‬ Abel.. *Tear Drops*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. ‪#‎SelfieWithLamb‬ !
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's.. Them guys are funny.. ‪#‎LLP‬ (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on
WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to bring the roof down on this party.. ‪#‎TurnUp‬ !
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #Smh....

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Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Viktoh(m): 12:58am On Jan 09, 2015
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Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:13am On Jan 09, 2015
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Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by ireneony(f): 1:18am On Jan 09, 2015
Cool
Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:24am On Jan 09, 2015
Jonah--- " I really wanna rock this weekend, but the Big Man upstairs thinks otherwise, Na by force to go message again"
Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:37am On Jan 09, 2015
brb
Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by richardohiemi: 5:33am On Jan 09, 2015
Delilah be like....#Myrhh fragrance #purple satin dress #Fresh sheets #Wool attachment #Agenda Seduce and kill Samson... Like for like all ye Philistine Bobos
Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by wise7(m): 6:24am On Jan 09, 2015
john the baptist:i just baptized Jesus *the saviour*.one of the traders in the temple will be like:this man don come our business o,who send am
Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by remsonik(f): 12:34pm On Jan 09, 2015
Lol.....really funny
Re: If Social Media Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by whillyamz98(m): 5:12pm On Jan 24, 2015
Looooool. Really funny

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