MizMyColi: I wish you same too

daveP: Besides shapali change that dp,haba!! R u still looking for it in that bag sinccccceeeeeeee!! ..... (runs outta thread)

Get used to it already joorr I'll take it down when I clock a year on here.

daveP: hmm using 'air hostess' power out of the 'jurisdiction zone' is prohibited.(from there to here without passenger's consent) (looks around) kinda cool though

I take it, saying "welcome on board" is in order ey ?

MizMyColi: I take it, saying "welcome on board" is in order ey ?

MizMyColi: Get used to it already joorr I'll take it down when I clock a year on here.

daveP: ive arrived destination and youre still saying 'welucome on board' ive alighted now

Oh, Okay Sir Do make yourself feel comfy on here. If you need anything, I'd be happy to oblige

daveP: . 365 days/pics!!! ( tenders case before court of Appeal)

Order!!! This Court is now in session. Sir DaveP I see you're the plaintiff, You may now step forward and present your case

MizMyColi: Oh, Okay Sir Do make yourself feel comfy on here. If you need anything, I'd be happy to oblige

MizMyColi: Order!!! This Court is now in session. Sir DaveP I see you're the plaintiff, You may now step forward and present your case

daveP: mizmycoli vs daveP...... My nord( nairaland-lord), i alighted the forced flight@ exactly 11:25pm on the 1st of august. Lo i was brought into an unjurisdictive zone. I heard passengers complained she 'extremely' used her mordsith powers thus i am ere which is against (emphasis laid) my FUNDAMENNNTAL human rights. My Nord, on this terms/complaints i present ma case (Nord nods head in affirmation, his flowing costume has a bold Naira sign on it ).

The defendant may now come forward and make her presentation

"The High Chief Justice, L(N)ords, Judges and presidents present.

I qualified as an air a thread hostess during the recent welcome back/induction ceremony of Nairaland [as a website and as a forum for great African minds]

On the 27th day of July at exactly 15:21Hrs, having successfully hosted a few members of our forum on a love plane thread I created......I observed a derailing moniker whose derailing tendencies was capable of crashing the plane thread right to the ground, instead of enabling it soar higher to the frontpage, heavens where it belonged.

Thus, I had to use my powers of Jurisdiction and teleportation on August the 1st at exactly 22:26Hrs to port him to the dating and meetup section of our plane forum, where such derail(ful) discussions are better appreciated.


Presidents, L(N)ords and Chiefs, isn't it evident that I acted in the plaintiffs best interest by saving him from the Hammer?
I rest my case. [that's if I had any to begin with]






Btw, Good Morning, Plaintiff

AirborneLacer:

The needful or the conventional?

Like ''Hey Mizmycoli, I'm Guapo and I'm freaking in love with you?''

Only to join the hundreds of dudes who have failed already with thisame line?

NO! I refuse to do the needful a.k.a the conventional

Tell me, who's your NL crush?

Dont be shy to say, I'm trying to put an end to a crisis

First off El, You're not in my crush category. imd, A crush is someone you strongly like, but temporarily.


I've lived through two (N)Lifetimes liking you.....
I don't stalk my crushes or try to know more about them, because I know its only temporary.
I avoid anyone I crush on, except they choose to come closer.


But you El, I stalked you! I made amazing discoveries which FYI....I will not reveal, not even by Pm

So, you see El, you're more than a crush


Now, would you be kind enough to tell me, in vivid terms, what this "Crisis" is about?

MizMyColi:


First off El, You're not in my crush category. imd, A crush is someone you strongly like, but temporarily.


I've lived through two (N)Lifetimes liking you.....
I don't stalk my crushes or try to know more about them, because I know its only temporary.
I avoid anyone I crush on, except they choose to come closer.


But you El, I stalked you! I made amazing discoveries which FYI....I will not reveal, not even by Pm

So, you see El, you're more than a crush


Now, would you be kind enough to tell me, in vivid terms, what this "Crisis" is about?

AirborneLacer:

OMG! I didn't see this coming, I'm dumbstruck!

Discoveries? More than a crush? 1 'cool', 3 'cheesy', 2 'wink' and 2 'grin' smileys in a serious issue?

And I'd have to explain what I meant by 'crisis'?

Coli we're derailing this lovely thread, can we get a thread? I feel like stalking you, atleast that'd be paying you back in your own coin.

LoLzzz El....that's what this thread is meant for!. Derrrrailing. You prolly didn't know I teleported you? Check the title

AirborneLacer: Holy molly! Where am I?

Bae you really had to lift our converso to this end? Oh mine. . .

Well, I'd have to jettison the idea of creating a thread then

Here's purrfecto, methinks

MizMyColi: LoLzzz El....that's what this thread is meant for!. Derrrrailing. You prolly didn't know I teleported you? Check the title

AirborneLacer:

Wholly taken unawares and I was inadvertently typing up craps.

Looked around me and I was wondering where the heck has all the AS & AW gone to

So how do we go about doing the needful?

I'm in love with you and I mean more than a crush to you - Close call I say.

Do you have an Idea why I had to ask if you've got a crush on a monicker on here?

MizMyColi: To'ally no idea @TheEmboldened. Why?

MizMyColi:

The defendant may now come forward and make her presentation

"The High Chief Justice, L(N)ords, Judges and presidents present.

I qualified as an air a thread hostess during the recent welcome back/induction ceremony of Nairaland [as a website and as a forum for great African minds]

On the 27th day of July at exactly 15:21Hrs, having successfully hosted a few members of our forum on a love plane thread I created......I observed a derailing moniker whose derailing tendencies was capable of crashing the plane thread right to the ground, instead of enabling it soar higher to the frontpage, heavens where it belonged.

Thus, I had to use my powers of Jurisdiction and teleportation on August the 1st at exactly 22:26Hrs to port him to the dating and meetup section of our plane forum, where such derail(ful) discussions are better appreciated.


Presidents, L(N)ords and Chiefs, isn't it evident that I acted in the plaintiffs best interest by saving him from the Hammer?
I rest my case. [that's if I had any to begin with]






Btw, Good Morning, Plaintiff

daveP: My Nord,Distinguished members of this hallowed court, i do quite dont SEE the need for operating outside one's jurisdiction. This overtime and place, has caused Diplomatic discrepancies both far and near. That i was teleported without PRIOR ( uses hand to gesture a ball) notice shows she has acted above the law. She may claim she operated on 'the fringes' of the law. But i would like to see the reaction of this hallowed chamber if we were all, in the TWINKLE of an eye teleported elsewhere ( Jury mumbles in affirmation) we must avoid the bismal-dismal (suddenly short of vocabulary/words ) . My Nord! This is my case. (adjust gown and frock ) Good evening!
( Nord is seen jotting some things)

Would this honourable court and indeed all present, be kind enough to inform this fine young man in the person of the plaintiff, that I actually did him a favour?

High Chief and presidents I will not try to buy you over with my eloquence and mannerisms, but you'd agree with me that the day's far spent on this matter.


All Stand as the High Chief Justice Delivers His Final Judgement

"Mr Dave, your angst is understood by all present, but ultimately, you should be thankful to the air thread hostess for saving you from an imminent ban hammering."


"That said, the defendant is declared Not Guilty and is hereby discharged and acquitted "


#CaseClosed

AirborneLacer:

*****

Well, I've got no Idea as well

Thank good heavens, that question had you spewing things - things that I never saw coming - hyper-effective question I say

Still on the needful. . .

Is it right for me to say those lethal 3 words on here - a thread where you've got gazillions of male admirers? What are the chances that I wouldn't be stoned to death for trying to play Romeo?

Guapo miaaa! Whatever and Whichever you choose, I'm with you

MizMyColi: Would this honourable court and indeed all present, be kind enough to inform this fine young man in the person of the plaintiff, that I actually did him a favour?

High Chief and presidents I will not try to buy you over with my eloquence and mannerisms, but you'd agree with me that the day's far spent on this matter.


All Stand as the High Chief Justice Delivers His Final Judgement

"Mr Dave, your angst is understood by all present, but ultimately, you should be thankful to the air thread hostess for saving you from an imminent ban hammering."


"That said, the defendant is declared Not Guilty and is hereby discharged and acquitted "


#CaseClosed

MizMyColi: Get used to it already joorr I'll take it down when I clock a year on here.

MizMyColi: Guapo miaaa! Whatever and Whichever you choose, I'm with you

AirborneLacer:

Coli It feels embarrasing to be a victim to your seduction.

I really love you boo and I cant just help it - Coli I cant!

Guess I have to hearken to thy words and do the needful - Yes do the conventional

Boo are you willing to spend ya entire NL Life with this have-not loving dude that flirts on some occasions? :*

snadguy007: *Clears voice*
* Passing with the speed of light →→→→*

MizMyColi, i hail o

waow!! You got me reeally laughing for the first time today

Aw are you na?

daveP: She'l clock a year by september. The time lost in the crash isnt inclusive.

its june, june 27



@PaulAkosu, kindly bear with me.


@EbullientV Happy Sunday, I saw your mention on that APC thread. I wasn't in the frame of mind to reply then.

MizMyColi:

@EbullientV Happy Sunday, I saw your mention on that APC thread. I wasn't in the frame of mind to reply then.

MizMyColi:
@PaulAkosu, kindly bear with me.

ebullientV: same here mz .

I did omit d ist ''I'' on ur moniker, so you don't get an unecessary mention/see it @ all.. Didn't know it wasn't going to work dat way...

How've you bin?

@Bolded, hope all is well?

On the path of self-discovery? Some days are like this

Btw I've once encountered Obayaya pre-tsunami. Some intellectual

So! You thru' with exams, I'm sure? Sorry I didn't ask about it again.

How the rains over there? Besides, those roads they built on ugbowo road, imo, doesn't make things easier at all. It made the town, especially around that technical area, down to Uselu look sooo clogged - eissshh