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Just For Laugh by astronautog(m): 1:47pm On Jul 27, 2014
I wan tell una 1 story, and this my
story goes with rhymes and before I
tell the story, I want everybody to
stand attention and pay attention,
otherwise I will cause confusion.
The story line is that I was walking down the street one evening,
getting closer to a church called
Christ ascension, I saw a girl
standing closer to the junction, her
face was so squeezed like
somebody wey doctor wan give INJECTION, I went closer to the
section and we started interaction,
we even did introduction and she
said her name was attraction but
her friends call her Tokumbo. I say
that is right, my own name is Collins but friends love calling me motion.
You see girl my intension was to go
and see a friend whose father had
convuction due to their senior
brother loosing an election, but
when I saw you, I forgot my direction. I did not see any
appreciation but as a guy man I
started the expression; I said you
look so beautiful and that is why u
needs a man that will give you
satisfaction without frustration, addition without subtraction but
plenty multiplication. I talked to her
and made her loose her
concentration and that is how she
followed me to my mansion and
started watching my television. I gave her fried chicken, champagne,
and Hennessey and she told me
thank you, I said No! No!! No!!!
Don’t mention, but that was not the
end of the mission. I carried her to
my bedroom and we then started committing some abominations, but
before I committed the fornication,
she had already told me she just
finished seeing her menstruation,
but I have no option even without
minding the implication, I brought out my construction and laid it into
her foundation , I started giving her
some injections and she started
feeling the connection, but due to
the too much motivation of the
action that lead to the reaction, she didn’t know when she started
shouting addition! Addition!!
Addition!!! This is how I destroyed
her vision, I got her pregnant and I
forced her to commit abortion, she
died and that is why I am locked up in the police station. See friends the
summarization of the story is that
we all should try and stay away
from corruption especially in this
our nation. Meanwhile; if you see
the chairman of my organization, just try and pass him the
information, tell him I’m in police
detention area 8 division, he should
come with immediate affection
before I will develop hypertension,
he should come with the money they gave him at his child
dedication, am going to pay back
immediately after the occasion,
thank you friend for paying
attention you may now go back to
your destination. One word for me… ….

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Re: Just For Laugh by Etumgbe(m): 4:35pm On Jul 27, 2014
OLODO
Re: Just For Laugh by Damstarr(f): 11:33am On Jul 29, 2014
Wow
Re: Just For Laugh by Beive85: 12:22pm On Jul 29, 2014
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