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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by UnimkeAk(m): 8:03am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Ssshhh... Stop talking you lower the intelligence of the whole street when you speak. 8 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Elnino4ladies: 8:03am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Folks lyk u mak be believed dt human being originated 4rm ape.....may 50,000 kilojoule of thunder strike u nd ur wreched family...lolz |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Fash20: 8:05am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Choi killlie: A lecturer said dis 2 me in class:"see d way he's looking like a baby elephant." |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Shaadey: 8:06am On Aug 14, 2014 |
In my street from one IBD sis to a small girl"see ur cheek like sack wey dem no tie well well 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by wildguy(m): 8:18am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Saw this on twitter Does the fish whose brain you borrowed know that you are misusing it? 13 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by donbenie(m): 8:21am On Aug 14, 2014 |
You..you brain of a Potato!! (Homage to Victor and Hugo cartoon ) |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 8:23am On Aug 14, 2014 |
frm my dad to me.....dis girl u r notin but a retired criminal,u r a vagabond nd a rogue,just because I cheated him out of his money 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by theozobby(m): 8:25am On Aug 14, 2014 |
wildguy: Saw this on twitter KO! 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Silensa(m): 8:28am On Aug 14, 2014 |
my kid brother is the talkative type. Was fed up with this that I told him in Igbo ''ikwu gbuola onwe gi'' (you talk too much) he retorted back ''ige gbuola onwe gi'' (you have listened too much) My sis was like ''see this small boy wey I change diapers'' |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by willorie(f): 8:32am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Dharhe: Intelligent mumu Lmao Intelligent + Mumu dat's kindna of 4ny |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by EmperorSpecie(m): 8:33am On Aug 14, 2014 |
...well i can see your brain is upside down! |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 8:44am On Aug 14, 2014 |
a pregnant goat must have pissed on your head while you were small- coogar of NL UEFA thread fame. your mother must have breast fed you with goat milk. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Gbengem(m): 8:46am On Aug 14, 2014 |
"Please shut that latrine u call a mouth" |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 8:52am On Aug 14, 2014 |
wildguy: Saw this on twitter |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by lorRhyMeZ: 8:53am On Aug 14, 2014 |
killlie: A lecturer said dis 2 me in class:"see d way he's looking like a baby elephant." Oh sheeeeeeet! The man entered u mehn! Pls don't tell me u didn't reply him becos u were fearing C.O |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by sarutobie(m): 8:56am On Aug 14, 2014 |
"your smartphone is smarter than you" |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by andywaves(m): 8:57am On Aug 14, 2014 |
....U r just an uncompleted bungalow Ur brain is 5 mins late U are as useless as a leaking umbrella See ur face like yesterdays newspaper U r so dense light bends thru u U talk a lot for someone that nevers says much Pls stop talking before u say something intelligent If I slap you you 'll turn white Where were you when God was giving people brains I dont know who smokes more ur car or you Are you crying or is that how ur face is You went to the saloon and ended up looking like an expensive baboon 3 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by willorie(f): 9:02am On Aug 14, 2014 |
something like "You clumsy Oaf" "Inane Barbarian" "Loud-mouthed destitute like u" Ur foolishness na goat dey with the key none said to me tho |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by xammy(m): 9:02am On Aug 14, 2014 |
(officeyab) you left your house this morning and ur neighbor said to another neighbor see that BANKER and you are here acting like sparepart boi. even people 4rm the other office laff fall for ground 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Jarus(m): 9:03am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Saying someone looks like yahoo messenger. Heard that in Awo Hall in OAU as an undergrad. Anyone still recalls how yahoo messenger symbol looks like? 3 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by telaby: 9:09am On Aug 14, 2014 |
A friend said this to the GF friend: e be like say na goat egg u chop wen u dey smol dats y u dey behave like cow..Ewu gambia |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by dopedealer(m): 9:09am On Aug 14, 2014 |
You are a product of a leaking condom!! |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Bawsse(m): 9:10am On Aug 14, 2014 |
read my signature!!!! |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 9:13am On Aug 14, 2014 |
'You common cattle rearer' (Just cos I am Fulani) 2 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by telaby: 9:16am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Its so annoying that u insult people anyhow cos u r too insultive n forgotten that u r already been insulted by d gods cos u r full of negative thinking except ur EBOLA positive result.. Na waooo people get bad mouth ooo..na wetin a girl tell a guy |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 9:22am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Kparaga, please remove your coat of foolishness, I go use grinding stone break your strong heart. 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by 30secs(m): 9:23am On Aug 14, 2014 |
This mumu na fool o Calling you a fool is an insult to the real fools of this world |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Chuksyd1: 9:24am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Your mama no breastfeed you well.. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by 44: 9:24am On Aug 14, 2014 |
When U r misbehaving/acting funny... You get; have U taken ur drugs 2day? If U nor behave nw, l go use U go change filter for market as U nor get use. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by killercute16(m): 9:25am On Aug 14, 2014 |
gramci: "you are the reason I support abortion"You shd be hanged for dis kind of saying....WAT!!! |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by annawhite(f): 9:26am On Aug 14, 2014 |
From a customer to me..... #calabar accent # just because you are wearing suit and working in the bank you think you are a banker Turning away he said #not knowing you are a bloody bank worker.... |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by pjosh1(m): 9:28am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Mine was when my little cousin told his brother that he keep his money with me so as to help him save it, the brother immediately scream" So you keep your money with Uncle Josh, that's like you asking a dog to keep a bone for you 2 Likes |
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