Hello guys and girls, catching fun with my homeboys yesterday, somewhere along the line we delved into a very interesting topic of dicussion and we all had fun so I thought I should bring it to the house so we can all reminisce a little and share our most embarrasing moment(s) with the opposite sex. I use to know a topic like this exist before the tsunami struck NL but couldn't find it so am opening this, alright no long talk let me set the pace:

Naturally am the very shy type and detest being embarrassed. There was this lady I started noticing around my hood back then when I was 22, she was everything I fantasy about a girl so I started cooking up plans how to birth a relationship with her. One fatefull day me and three other male friends were strolling around when we noticed this same particular lady in front of us and you know guys now, I was cajoled into making this impromtu move. In other not to look timid in front of my guys I just summond all the courage I could and walked faster and caught up with her. I started to express myself and feelings to her politely and I could see the effect in the form of her warm friendly smile which I mistook for a building approval. That motivated me to go on....
I was still talking and she smiling when we approached this red toyota highlander, before I could figure whatsup this girl opened the front passenger door and entered, hugged and kissed the guy sitting at the driver's seat and then turned to me who still stood rooted to the spot in shock; dumbfounded, embarrased and ashamed.
With one wicked smile that still hunts me even up till today she said 'that's my husband lover boy, but don't worry you will get your catch, but get a car first'. The guy just frown they look me as him start him car and then drove off.
My friends who witness the whole scene from a short distance now further attracted the attention of more passer-bys with their hilarious laughter, I wished the ground open up and swallowed me but since it didn't I just walked away in shame with my head hung low. And I must confess its the major factor that influenced my hate for red highlanders

Alright guys let's hear yours.

still thinking brb

Mine has nothin to do with 'toasting'. Twas in ma undergrad years during a workshop/lab session (we were all on our feet). I had flu and so during one of my sneezing fits, I soiled my hands with correct phlegm. Since I already ran outta tissue papers, I looked around for somewhere to clean up d mess (defo not on my lab coat) and didn't see so I bent down to shake it off codedly. It came off, but then it went straight to the hot legs of a coursemate (it was yr. 1 so no plenty familiarity yet). She felt something hit her leg and didn't give much thought until she noticed I was fidgety all of a sudden. Her eyes met mine, then her legs and then she saw it...

Mine was when a 19 yr old girl stripped naked before a 17 yr old virgin me. That was many years ago sha.

Infomizer: I looked around for somewhere to clean up d mess (defo not on my lab coat) and didn't see so I bent down to shake it off codedly.

Badt guy roll in the part 2 bro, waiting to find out how it ended

Tundeiab: Mine was when a 19 yr old girl stripped naked before a 17 yr old virgin me. That was many years ago sha.

and the 17year old you did what? Grab your pants and took to your heels? tell us more..

EejaNla01: still thinking brb

Alright, patiently waiting...

Agent8706:
Badt guy roll in the part 2 bro, waiting to find out how it ended

and the 17year old you did what? Grab your pants and took to your heels? tell us more..

Alright, patiently waiting...

I survived that night bro. When I told my siblings, they encouraged me to accept. She succeeded the next time she tried sha.

Tundeiab: I survived that night bro. When I told my siblings, they encouraged me to accept. She succeeded the next time she tried sha.

What determination can cause, she must be a badt girl *winks*

Infomizer: Mine has nothin to do with 'toasting'. Twas in ma undergrad years during a workshop/lab session (we were all on our feet). I had flu and so during one of my sneezing fits, I soiled my hands with correct phlegm. Since I already ran outta tissue papers, I looked around for somewhere to clean up d mess (defo not on my lab coat) and didn't see so I bent down to shake it off codedly. It came off, but then it went straight to the hot legs of a coursemate (it was yr. 1 so no plenty familiarity yet). She felt something hit her leg and didn't give much thought until she noticed I was fidgety all of a sudden. Her eyes met mine, then her legs and then she saw it...

In Situations like this what I do is take off shoe and rob the phlegm with socks or foot. It happens a lot. Hope the pretty girl didn't take your phlegm for that Colloidal substance

Agent8706:
What determination can cause, she must be a badt girl *winks*

She bad gan no be small.




Lol

curiouses:
In Situations like this what I do is take off shoe and rob the phlegm with socks or foot. It happens a lot. Hope the pretty girl didn't take your phlegm for that Colloidal substance

Wasn't thinking properly..haba! There is a big difference nao [quote author=Agent8706][/quote]I'm leaving that to your imagination....hehehe

Infomizer: Wasn't thinking properly..haba! There is a big difference nao I'm leaving that to your imagination....hehehe

The difference isn't that big. Unless your phlegm was soft.

^^^ or the other 'liquid' has lost its density
@Infomizer let me guess, you smiled thinking that will bail you out but instead it bagged you a slap? ...runs away from thread