NB:I don't wish even for a hundred years to be a guy bt there are things I envy about them two things to be precise. 1.the fact that they get to pour water on their head each time they take their bath.unlike we girls(for those that keep their hair)that water only touches our head once in three weeks or once in a month or once in two months,depending on the individual and ofcourse the hair do.whenever I go to d saloon to wash my hair and I feel water on my head oh...the feeling is heavenly. 2.their freedoom.when ma broda is going out my mum will be like:were are you going. Ma bros:am going to the field or am going to see my friends or am going to watch match dats all.but in ma own case I neva begin go o,am just combing ma hair my mum will be like dis one u are combing your hair were are you going,then I have to explain were am going to and why am going there and if she is not convince I don't get to go.if ma bro leavs the house witout her knowledge the only thing she will say is be carefull but when I do the same she will be like:so you have started sneaking in and out of the house,and dat is the beginning of a three day seminar of how a lady is suppose to behave....... So guys let's hear yours

Wat I envy in ladies.... Their boõbs and asss.
Imagine a babe casually sitting on the laps of the most dreaded lecturer in a university, where your money can't take u babes dey go there come back like its nothing.
Bōobs and asses been goin' places since 3500BC

wen dem girls blush......

What I envy about ladies apart frm others that are personal to me, is the fact that irrespectv of their age, they are very sensible, cool-headed nd blessd wt wisdom nd very mature in dealing wt issues.

The wonderfull work of God in them, their vulnerability

and, they can cry without much ado.

d only tin I envy about my opposite sex is
-------------------------NOTHING------------------------------



absolutely nothing..

Were are my ladies art,tell us wat u envy about d guys cause I know der a thing or two u envy about d guys

D fact that the male gender is always responsible for dem....dey dnt nid to stress demselves....nt much

For me its soft skin

I won't say envy, but i admire guys for their foresight, sensibility, un-narcissism and not allowing their emotions to rule them. Girls have serious issues.

Kentnickole: What I envy about ladies apart frm others that are personal to me, is the fact that irrespectv of their age, they are very sensible, cool-headed nd blessd wt wisdom nd very mature in dealing wt issues.

Really?I dey laugh....Sir,you are a confirmed mangina

Chiamaka01: I won't say envy, but i admire guys for their foresight, sensibility, un-narcissism and not allowing their emotions to rule them. Girls have serious issues.

You've said it all.No woman in a mans' life,less wahala

ERCROSS: d only tin I envy about my opposite sex is
-------------------------NOTHING------------------------------



absolutely nothing..

Na so

traware: Really?I dey laugh....Sir,you are a confirmed mangina

Mangina? Meaning what pls?

I envy me and nobody else. No other sex. Maybe wen am married, I'll look 4wat to envy in ma man!

traware: Really?I dey laugh....Sir,you are a confirmed mangina

seconded

I envy their G-sting panties...

I envy the fact that they dont menstrate, but we ladies menstrate every month lol

I envy thier freedom to do whatever they like

Chiamaka01: I won't say envy, but i admire guys for their foresight, sensibility, un-narcissism and not allowing their emotions to rule them. Girls have serious issues.

FÜCKING good one. I FÜCKING love this

Yungwizzzy: Truth is ladies have power, but so many don't know how to use it

I also envy the fact that an average looking girl gets hits from at least three men per day, while on the other hand all my life I can't remember ever being stoped by a beautiful lady in a wicked nice ride, telling me 'hey Sweet boy can I have your number please?

Lmao !

They seem to have everything easy so far you are at least averagely beautiful....

The attention, praise,sweet words,gifts,respect etc they get is ego and confidence boosting

Lesser kongi wahala compare to that of guys

I envy their colourful balls.

Houseofglam7: I envy their colourful balls.

And where on a guys body would you find your colourful balls, is he a chameleon?

McWhillion:
And where on a guys body would you find your colourful balls, is he a chameleon?

Who knows?
He won't tell me if he is..... so I just go green with envy.

Ooooooooo guyz to be sincere I envy the average girl's sex life.
Guyz like sex is a popular belief but its bull shiit.
Girls love sex. The ratio of sexual enjoyment is
85 to15
The only time we guys enjoys it is when we climax which will last 10 seconds or so.
A woman will enjoy that same feeling even without climax.(why do you think she close her eyes and wraps her leg around you.)
A woman's climax is times 1000 times better and bigger than that of a man.(why do you think they act like a person that is being electrocuted during climax and wet everywhere.
Guys will suffer by kissing
Then sucking those 2 bubbles equally
Then do the tongue tornado till the field is real mashy
Then bangg and try different angles of insertion and styles just for 10seconds pleasure

I only envy the fact that they are more likely to be lucky but a man needs to work thrice as hard.

Kentnickole: What I envy about ladies apart frm others that are personal to me, is the fact that irrespectv of their age, they are very sensible, cool-headed nd blessd wt wisdom nd very mature in dealing wt issues.

chai! Uncle yu can lie oo. Deep inside of yu, yu knw say all wetin yu write na serious wash...
SMH

traware: Na so

Guys, lock ur pants with padlock... Alert !!

Gstring1: I envy their G-sting panties...

Gay