A little boy in school is working on his arithmetic. The teacher ask, "imagine there are 5 birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and says "none!" the teacher replies "none how did you figure that out?" the little boy says, "if i shoot one,all the other birds will fly away scared leaving none on the fence." the teacher replied "hmm not exactly, but i do like the way you think!"
The little boy then says,"teacher,let me ask you question, "there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, Another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies "well, i guess the one sucking cone."
To which the little boy replies, "actually, it's the one with the weding ring, but i do like the way you think!"

welcome nwb

na you be nwb my guy,
i dey here b4 dem make you mod

profi said october 5 as the arrival datum

nice 1 u've got there, @sam, does it really matter if someone is a newbie? Guy 4get that 1 jare

newbies require proper welcoming

nice 1 u've got there, @sam, does it really matter if someone is a newbie? Guy 4get that 1 jare

wt an olodo tisha!!!

Sam, you calle that a proper welcoming, This particular thing do occur on dis section (jokes), imagine when i start a new topic (LAFF mattaz) in which i post 2jokes, the next comment by one of u guyz who believe WE are newbies in not really encouraging atall(U may check for urself), You just have to encourage us, we all are here to have fun. Abegggg

Sam, you calle that a proper welcoming, This particular thing do occur on dis section (jokes), imagine when i start a new topic (LAFF mattaz) in which i post 2jokes, the next comment by one of u guyz who believe WE are newbies in not really encouraging atall(U may check for urself), You just have to encourage us, we all are here to have fun. Abegggg

@ Joke

Nice . . . . . . .silly lil' boi. . . . . .

thanks

@ post,nice one but are we sure u didn't give us one from your experience?

how?

Maybe that happened to you as a boy.Or happened to you when you were teaching.Which one?

J, your first joke in the joke section. Keep it up mehn

Hmmm, gabry, so you fit do this, i wasnt expecting dat frm you

Huh? Do what?

Encouraging newbies on their first post

He aint a newbie ohhh

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Does everything Sam says its true?

Cooldude AKA J is my friend ohhh. . . . He is famous in the Sexuality Section so I know him more than you guys do sha

Hmmm \

What you hmm - ing about?

dont mind him

@gabryl,
thanks sweetie

Jay!!!! Why you sound so off in hia? U have a bad mood abi?

;d ;d

Gab, u're prince is here o

Cool

nice

infobaba:

Gab, u're prince is here o

who be ma prince?

i wonder oooooooooooo