mine is...
if its foreign number . . .where u know me
family n friend ...just pick it

hatux: Who dey there? That's just all I say when it rings... So,when I try to pick it and see the caller,if na one of ma boyfriends 'I say...*umm! this mad guy again*

one of ur bfs .., ur mata dey shiloh !!!

The phrases I use for unwanted calls are: what do you want now. Again? Which kind nonsense be this.
Then for long awaited/important calls: finally! At last! So na now you remember me! Rain go fall today oh. Things are already better. It is well.
Annoying callers don't stand a chance, I simply put my phone on silent, lest a nosey fellow beside me says "you have a call, pick up your phone".

DAVE5:


ogbeni dey asked wat u say wen u see a call (b4 u pick d call) and not wen u ansa...

Shalaye pe eja lowa ninu Sardine
Oya Explain....

I say "taa tun leleyi?" mean who is this again...
Or ope o... If i av not heard my ringtone in days...
Most times "ki eni yi ma damu mi jare" meaning no one should disturb me.

**Phone rings; Press start on τђε̣ game pad to pause, ***Long Hiss( pseeeewwww Its her) ''This gal sabi threatens person life with call''' ... Silenced τђε̣ phone.... Minutes later; Phone rings again ((Taaaatuni?? Still her) **Long press on τђε̣ Red button *phone dies*....continue playing..

Dayjhihannon01: **Phone rings; Press start on τђε̣ game pad to pause, ***Long Hiss( pseeeewwww Its her) ''This gal sabi threatens person life with call''' ... Silenced τђε̣ phone.... Minutes later; Phone rings again ((Taaaatuni?? Still her) **Long press on τђε̣ Red button *phone dies*....continue playing..

You dey run from the goods Wey you buy for market abi? Your matter dey supreme court!

EmpressaDelRei: You dey run from the goods Wey you buy for market abi? Your matter dey supreme court!

lolz, U gat me, that's what happens when u buy 'ησ testing... Supreme court still better sha.. Nσ take am go Sharia.....xxxxx

Dayjhihannon01: lolz, U gat me... Supreme court still better sha.. Nσ take am go Sharia.....xxxxx

Infact we dey transfer your case go Sharia court sharply!

Atmmachine: So,this babe won't let me have some rest..
We had sex last night, does she think i can regain the sperm i wasted in just few hours ago ??

Happening guy. Na only those type dey call you? Tell us the rest.

EmpressaDelRei:
Infact we dey transfer your case go Sharia court sharply!

Abeg No do dat wan o... A ησ sabi chop cane o... And not ready to depart with any of my body parts....

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^^^^^^^^

Taiye4Christ: Who remember me today?

hmmmm,Taiye u again...lolz. Mine is "who knows me"?

[color=#000099][/color]Wow at last

Any of ma niqqas- i say bastard wida u..,chick- i say angel howdy? Popsy or mumsy-i say wetin hapn ds time for my mind oo

I be like "you don scroll down your fone book again today ba?"

I hope say no be my manager oooo,cos I dnt hav any moni nw ooo

Oluwa make e be CBN governor o.

My is,wu bdat weh dh cal me again nw.oh na dis mumu,den i pick nd act normal. If na gal,na wetin dis babe want nw,dis ha luv don tire me o,infact am nt pickin sef....lols

If I'm afar, I'll say
"if na money, e for good o"
"I hope say na better thing?"
"na who"

If I'm close, and it's a known number and we do chat on social media
"na wetin?"
"your bis/mb don finish"

if it's an unknown number
"na who sabi me o?"

but social media don make me forget many people voice as na only chat and when my phone no ring for hours, I'll be like "wetin do my phone na?".

switch on and off again, then check network settings

Dayjhihannon01: Abeg No do dat wan o... A ησ sabi chop cane o... And not ready to depart with any of my body parts....

Na today? No be today! We don dey see craze Wey pass this level!

My own be say the phone no dey even ring sef, na 'missed calls' I dey see always.

Talo mo!!

nabsprada: hmmmm,Taiye u again...lolz. Mine is "who knows me"?

Yes o, me again.
That “who knows me?“, na once in a while I dey use am. But since my phone hardly rings, anytime e ring like that, the first question wey go come my head be “eeeeh, who remember me today?“

When my mum is calling yet again to repeat the same thing she did when she called 5 previous times.

"This woman sef, ah ah, how many times"

When a guy I don't like is calling

"Seriously, Why is he even calling me, what does he want"

Ooh! Ds guy again? He wan borow money!

wkkwl: who sabi be

You mean who sabi me?

lying just to say something

Atmmachine: So,this babe won't let me have some rest..
We had sex last night, does she think i can regain the sperm i wasted in just few hours ago ??

uplawal: lying just to say something

Check my signature.

I'M addicted to sex.

Chai, yeeeeeeh, dad again ah, mum eeeeh, kini gan ah, wow this gurl called me today, mtchewwwwwww/shm, this idiot, oooooooo, eh...

Na wu wan borrow money