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Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 12:27pm On Oct 20, 2008
There was three friends Sam Milla, Baxilexi, and Dani1luv,
who lived in the town of nairaland. they were best of friends,
they did Basically everything together. the only problem they had was,
they spoke little to no english. the only english they knew was:

Sam Milla > we are three
Baxilexi > for money business
Dani1luv > thatz the best

one day the queen of nairaland Gabrywyl was murder by the deadliest criminal in nairaland infobaba.
so Seun the king of nairaland decided to question the people of nairaland. lots of people was question no
suspect was found. even infobaba was not suspected. when it was time to question the three friends, as usual their questioning was done together. Seun ask who killed the queen? we are three answer Sam milla
Seun was so angry, why did you guys killed the queen goddammit ? for money bunsiness reply Baxilexi
HANG THEM ALL! roared the King thatz the best said Dani1luv
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nautillus(m): 12:40pm On Oct 20, 2008
wtf?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Baxilexi(m): 12:44pm On Oct 20, 2008
Lol, its for the monkey. . , i mean money business
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by disease(m): 12:46pm On Oct 20, 2008
@rokiatu
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by CuteAngel(f): 12:49pm On Oct 20, 2008
Hmmmmmmmn lipsrsealed
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 12:58pm On Oct 20, 2008
Roki, the story should be I kill Monkey ohh grin
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 1:11pm On Oct 20, 2008
Roki u dey luk 4 trouble o,but i dey ya bak gidigba
Gabry angry
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 1:15pm On Oct 20, 2008
Wetin I do now?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 1:17pm On Oct 20, 2008
Nautillus:

wtf?

disease:

@rokiatu


gabrywyl:

Roki, the story should be I kill Monkey ohh grin

romade:

Roki u dey luk 4 trouble o,but i dey ya bak gidigba
Gabry angry
geez are you guys going to kill me shocked shocked shocked shocked
I wanted to post the second But I will not angry
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 1:18pm On Oct 20, 2008
Roki, I no fir kill or shout at you ever ever ohh. . . No worries, I will kill them for you sha. You go ahead and post the 2nd part sha. grin
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 1:20pm On Oct 20, 2008
Gabry i still dey vex oh Roki & Romade
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 1:21pm On Oct 20, 2008
Huh? What do you mean now? I did not mistaken you to be Roki ohhh. . . . .
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by disease(m): 1:22pm On Oct 20, 2008
@rokiatu
Abeg post another jaree. No mine them.

@romade da pomade
R u related to Polow da Don or Polow da Dunce?
Just curious sha.
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 1:23pm On Oct 20, 2008
Gabry y u come abandon me

Disease i tell u say i no be gay so y r u behaving lyk a lousy looser, abeg zip up
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by chidipupay(m): 1:25pm On Oct 20, 2008
haba, well post am sha cool
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 1:26pm On Oct 20, 2008
ok atleast am save romade
get ready for ur
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 1:27pm On Oct 20, 2008
ur keyboard keys don spoil ne abi d d ink don fade finish
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2008
Romade, since when I dey abandon you? LaiLai ohhhh. . . . . . sad
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 1:30pm On Oct 20, 2008
ok i am now bak in confidence, i dey ya bak jare
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 1:32pm On Oct 20, 2008
Why suddenly you thought I dey leave you?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by disease(m): 1:41pm On Oct 20, 2008
@romade da pomade
Who talk say I be gay?
U wey pose as woman before then u come notice say no guy gree give u pay u come chage ur profile to male.
My guy no mind me ja ree. grin
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 1:44pm On Oct 20, 2008
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOHHHHH lipsrsealed
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by krama(m): 1:48pm On Oct 20, 2008
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 1:50pm On Oct 20, 2008
lol what is it Mr Krama?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 1:50pm On Oct 20, 2008
d guy is bcoming confuse

disease na by force
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by krama(m): 2:06pm On Oct 20, 2008
rokiatu:

lol what is it Mr Krama?

cool wink
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 2:20pm On Oct 20, 2008
krama:

cool wink
I do not understand sign language
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 2:41pm On Oct 20, 2008
go deaf & dumb skul
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 2:47pm On Oct 20, 2008
who are you calling dumb? angry
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by krama(m): 2:52pm On Oct 20, 2008
na fight? shocked grin
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 2:56pm On Oct 20, 2008
na she and invisible opponent
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 3:06pm On Oct 20, 2008
romade:

na she and invisible opponent
look around hope ur not
talking about me if you are huh angry

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