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Re: Who Killed The Queen? by romsky: 4:01pm On Oct 20, 2008
i was actaully talking, pointing and referring to u ROKIATU
oya do wetin u no fit
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by dani1luv: 6:28pm On Oct 20, 2008
bt me nor c hand tongue
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by dani1luv: 6:33pm On Oct 20, 2008
There was three friends Sam Milla, Baxilexi, and Dani1luv,
who lived in the town of nairaland. they were best of friends,
they did Basically everything together. the only problem they had was,
they spoke little to no english. the only english they knew was:

Sam Milla > we are three
Baxilexi > for money business
Dani1luv > thatz the best

one day the queen of nairaland Gabrywyl was murder by the deadliest criminal in nairaland infobaba.
so Seun the king of nairaland decided to question the people of nairaland. lots of people was question no
suspect was found. even infobaba was not suspected. when it was time to question the three friends, as usual their questioning was done together. Seun ask who killed the queen? we are three answer Sam milla
Seun was so angry, why did you guys killed the queen goddammit ? for money bunsiness reply Baxilexi
HANG THEM ALL! roared the King thatz the best said Dani1luv

me dey speak english: - thatz d best i can say tongue
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 3:46pm On Oct 21, 2008
romade:

i was actaully talking, pointing and referring to u ROKIATU
oya do wetin u no fit
I wouldn't blame u coz I know u are mad
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by dani1luv: 8:25pm On Oct 21, 2008
rokiatu:

I wouldn't blame u because I know u are mad

no no no gyal. y re yhu talkin to her (pomade) lyke that na shocked
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by studio43(m): 8:33pm On Oct 21, 2008
danni why is your eyes like that?
abi u get eye problem undecided
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by whiteroses(f): 12:24pm On Oct 22, 2008
God go save the queen, the only person the king should other to be killed is the person that wrote this joke because its wiggedy whack
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 12:34pm On Oct 22, 2008
whiteroses:

the only person the king should other to be killed is the person that wrote this joke
angry angry angry angry
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nautillus(m): 1:43pm On Oct 22, 2008
whiteroses:

God go save the queen, the only person the king should other to be killed is the person that wrote this joke because its wiggedy whack

Exactly my point . . . Thought this was the "Funny" Section ? ? ?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by clemcykul(f): 4:16pm On Oct 22, 2008
it aint
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by sexyLeamon(f): 10:10am On Oct 23, 2008
Rokia you need to take some joke classes from me lipsrsealed
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by krama(m): 10:16am On Oct 23, 2008
sexyLeamon:

Rokia you need to take some joke classes from me lipsrsealed

Seconded! grin
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by sexyLeamon(f): 10:32am On Oct 23, 2008
krama:

Seconded! grin
lol grin grin ok that prove that am right
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Oct 23, 2008
in ur nitemares
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by sexyLeamon(f): 10:55am On Oct 23, 2008
sorry?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Oct 23, 2008
sorry for urself grin
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by habiolah(m): 12:21pm On Oct 23, 2008
@sexyLameman
No. Not sorry
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by sexyLeamon(f): 12:33pm On Oct 23, 2008
clemcykul:

sorry for yourself grin
what did you mean?

habiolah:

@sexyLameman
No. Not sorry
what then?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by habiolah(m): 12:47pm On Oct 23, 2008
@sexlemon
What in the world can you understand?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by sexyLeamon(f): 1:41pm On Oct 23, 2008
I understand a lot but with complicated people like you it's difficult
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by clemcykul(f): 2:58pm On Oct 23, 2008
its difficult cuss u lack understandn
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by sexyLeamon(f): 3:40pm On Oct 23, 2008
people like you make it even more difficult
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by habiolah(m): 4:04pm On Oct 23, 2008
I take that as a compliment. Thanks grin
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 4:36am On Oct 24, 2008
Who dey bully my Rokiatu hia? angry
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Azo(m): 5:35am On Oct 24, 2008
e be like say na habiola
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by chidipupay(m): 6:07am On Oct 24, 2008
Na me dey bully rokiatu, oya do wetin u wan do make i c OR?
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Azo(m): 6:39am On Oct 24, 2008
na me you say make i do wetin i wan do, angry or what
*carried him up slammed him on a rugged concretet floor,tore his dirty and ragged boxers, naked him and sent him on the street for kids to shout on.*
Kids Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by clemcykul(f): 9:21am On Oct 24, 2008
same to you
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 9:23am On Oct 24, 2008
Wetin be all this? shocked undecided
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by habiolah(m): 10:14am On Oct 24, 2008
Nothing jare sweet rat
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Gabry(f): 10:17am On Oct 24, 2008
who be sweet rat
Re: Who Killed The Queen? by Nobody: 10:31am On Oct 24, 2008
Rokia you need to take some joke classes from me

angry angry angry angry

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