obizzy:
don't wanna talk about it fam,I was so deep in the friendzone,her boyfriend called me if her fone was switched off to get to her.

I escorted her to her bf's house every night cuz she was scared of walking alone.Then the idiot bf wud tell me thank you and start smooching the babe right in my front.

smh..then she'd tell me am like a brother to her (brotherzone) or she'd say she feels secured with me (securityzone),she once mentioned that she likes the way I comb her hair (hairzone) chaii! Well,av unlocked the zone and am never going back!!

my guy, my guy. am laughing-crying here!