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This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by pasqal09: 3:02pm On Aug 21, 2014
This is Haden Prison in Norway; a country where prisons focus on rehabilitation rather than harsh punishment. The result is a society with far less repeat offenders, a much smaller prison community and far less crime overall. Here we see one of the prison's living rooms; a group of cells of about 10 to 12 share a living room and kitchen. Pretty sweet digs.
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Prisoners learn to cook from chefs for real world practice for when they get out of prison.
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Inmates have access to books and newspapers where they can lounge around and read.
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With a grocery store on-site, inmates learn monetary value and how to shop, in an attempt to prepare them for integration into society.
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Beautiful landscaping and trees hide the twenty foot security wall surrounding the prison.
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Guards undergo two years of training at an officers’ academy and learn to motivate the inmates by eating meals and playing sports with prisoners. Half of all guards are female.
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Inmates get top notch health care while in prison.
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The kitchen is clean and bright, where inmates not only eat but can participate in all aspects of the meal.
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The prison even has a recording studio and music teachers.
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Inmates can play basketball, climb rock walls, run on trails, or play soccer on the soccer field.[img]http://s.likes-media.com/img/9a221d4bcb4e1497eddfd059d01c0b98.600x[/img]

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Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by wonda26(m): 3:10pm On Aug 21, 2014
Dammit!

Well, my black brothers, make una nor go deceive una self go commit crime for there o. Nor be this type go reach una.


I remember a friend telling me a story of how an illegal niggur deliberately stole from a shop at Amsterdam. Police chased and caught up with him, retrieved the items (female undies cheesy ), and let the guy go free. Niggur wanted free meals and healthcare in prison meyn! grin grin

I know some guys would willingly prefer this prison to their house. .

But this prison sha....


Abeg! This ain't prison... This is enjoyment ! grin
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by alabiyemmy(m): 3:12pm On Aug 21, 2014
better than your house, maybe.

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Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by rawpadgin(m): 3:13pm On Aug 21, 2014
are u sure this is not big brother Norway?


having this in naija will definitely increase crime rate
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by emmyw(m): 3:14pm On Aug 21, 2014
Its better than your own house.
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by sweettease(f): 3:16pm On Aug 21, 2014
Heheheheheh
Dem know where this kind thing go work...
Imagine this kind of prison in naija grin
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by jaybee3(m): 3:19pm On Aug 21, 2014
sweettease: Heheheheheh
Dem know where this kind thing go work...
Imagine this kind of prison in naija grin
you go like visit since it looks comfy?
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by pasqal09: 3:27pm On Aug 21, 2014
sweettease: Heheheheheh
Dem know where this kind thing go work...
Imagine this kind of prison in naija grin
Then everybody will want to be a prisoner
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by sweettease(f): 3:31pm On Aug 21, 2014
jaybee3:
you go like visit since it looks comfy?
Jaybee 3 grin grin grin na you I won kon visit





pasqal09:
Then everybody will want to be a prisoner
I dey tell you grin
Everything for don spoil by now sha
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by Nobody: 3:32pm On Aug 21, 2014
When will Nigeria become a country with dignity? Every leader that has ruled in my generation has failed. Every aspect of the country is a failure. The roads are terrible, the power is nothing to write home about, pensioners are dying due to queuing for their rightful payment, social welfare is a failure too, child protection is unheard of, healthcare service is dead, public schools have to tables and teachers beg students for money, even to the point of water, I mean common drinking water is like gold in this country. When will we grow, when will we learn, when will things improve? They say eko o ni baje, 9ja o ni baje but can a dead man die again? Eko ti baje tipe tipe, 9ja ti baje lati Yoruba wo fun leadership fun awon oshi Nigerian leaders.

More than half of Nigerians will look at the pictures above and their jaws will drop because to them its luxury when in reality its just an average standard of living in NORMAL COUNTRIES where NORMAL LEADERS do NORMAL THINGS for their country and citizens. Nigeria is a failed thing, I can't even call it a country. USA is a country, Ireland is a country, China is a country, even South Africa is a country but Nigeria...... May God judge us.

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Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by jaybee3(m): 3:34pm On Aug 21, 2014
sweettease:
Jaybee 3 grin grin grin na you I won kon visit



oya come then
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by sweettease(f): 3:37pm On Aug 21, 2014
jaybee3:

oya come then
So you kon deny me abi... No tongue
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by jaybee3(m): 3:38pm On Aug 21, 2014
sweettease:
So you kon deny me abi... No tongue

I don lay bed for you sef

I'm happy so long as na only me and you dem go lock inside room na...

enjoyment galore
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by sweettease(f): 3:40pm On Aug 21, 2014
jaybee3:

I don lay bed for you sef

I'm happy so long as na only me and you dem go lock inside room na...

enjoyment galore
Dey make mouth, if your sweethearts show now you go kon sare
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by jaybee3(m): 3:41pm On Aug 21, 2014
sweettease:
Dey make mouth, if your sweethearts show now you go kon sare
Sare go where?

who dey teach you yeriba?
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by pasqal09: 3:42pm On Aug 21, 2014
sweettease:
Dey make mouth, if your sweethearts show now you go kon sare

Hey! Hey!! Hey!!!
NO DERAILING!!
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by jeffizy(m): 3:49pm On Aug 21, 2014
A prison has one function from sunrise to sunset: Home to criminals!
Weather its built with gold and platinum , I will prefer my thatched roof mud house without toilet to this.
#freedomisbest
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by Jim88(m): 4:07pm On Aug 21, 2014
How did we become this people who will look at prisons and then envy it or prefer it to our living homes?our government don fail us sha.
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by Nobody: 6:55pm On Aug 21, 2014
Did These "inmates" engage in kindness instead of mass killings, self sacrifice instead of stealing,or humanitarian works instead of homicide to deserve to be thrown in here?
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by Caracta(f): 7:08pm On Aug 21, 2014
jaybee3:

I don lay bed for you sef

I'm happy so long as na only me and you dem go lock inside room na...

enjoyment galore

Smh

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Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by jaybee3(m): 8:30pm On Aug 21, 2014
Caracta:

Smh
Smb
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by Olucheye(m): 9:18pm On Aug 21, 2014
This is what exactly a prison should look like....
A correctional facility where, people are modeled and given a chance to learn how to become better, on the outside life soon as they're released.

Not the hardened life places like Kirikiri make you become. Nigerians learn!

Nevertheless, No Place Like Home.
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by Toyolad(m): 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2014
Wow!!..I dream of a Nigeria where our prisons will be more like a remedial home than home of slaves.
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by gluv01(f): 10:25pm On Aug 21, 2014
Lovely...Hope no one commits a crime delibrately in an attempt to land in there grin
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by iconize(m): 12:12am On Aug 27, 2014
jaybee3:

oya come then

Jaybee, man please
embarassed

You banned me till "infinity".
Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by HezronLorraine(m): 12:23pm On Aug 27, 2014
That title is an insult to Nigerians,please edit it.

Norway is one of the top three most tolerant and peaceful nation on earth.The govt has given its citizen confidence in not just the country but themselves.The govt gives back to the people than it takes.When I saw the money the amount of money saved from oil,I froze and asked,Why Nigeria?What happened to you?

These prisons are built to show that the convicted are there to be rehabilitated and not tortured or just placed in captivity and isolation.They are treated like humans and not monsters.

Long live Norwegia.

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Re: This Prison In Norway Is Better Than Your House!!! by tr3y(m): 2:20pm On Aug 27, 2014
The title might be insulting but its true to some extent... My house will beat it hands down though.

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