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Mr Akpors Goes For Surgical Operation by phollybee(m): 11:46pm On Aug 22, 2014
Akpors opened his eyes after a surgical
operation
and breathed: “Thank God it’s over!”
A man on the other side of his bed said: “Don’t
be
so sure, they left an injection in my belly and
had
to open it again.”
Another patient added: “Same with me, but mine
was a pack of cotton wool.”
Akpors then paused for a moment and said: “It’s
like I’m feeling a vibration in my stomach.”
Almost immediately, the doctor who did the
operation stormed in and asked: “Has anyone
seen
my Techno Phone?”
Akpors fainted. grin
Akpors opened his eyes after a surgical
operation
and breathed: “Thank God it’s over!”
A man on the other side of his bed said: “Don’t
be
so sure, they left an injection in my belly and
had
to open it again.”
Another patient added: “Same with me, but mine
was a pack of cotton wool.”
Akpors then paused for a moment and said: “It’s
like I’m feeling a vibration in my stomach.”
Almost immediately, the doctor who did the
operation stormed in and asked: “Has anyone
seen
my Techno Phone?”
Akpors fainted.

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