Ivanspring:

Hmmm...are you tall?

Very Short

Andyblaze:

Very Short

Are you dark?

Ivanspring:

Are you dark?

Very dark

Andyblaze:

Very dark

Are you handsome...don't mean ghostly beauty oh?

Ivanspring:

Are you handsome...don't mean ghostly beauty oh?

I look like Emeka Ike with Ronaldinho teeth

Andyblaze:

I look like Emeka Ike with Ronaldinho teeth

Do you have six pack?

Ivanspring:

Do you have six pack?

lolz,funny!

temigracie: Andyblaze,when will you get married??....We are tired of your stories.....please and please, we have many beautiful and talented youngladies on NL.....pick one and get married....abeg....

Hmmmm, thank God i met you. shall we?

Andyblaze:
I'm 22 and a student of the university. My ex
girlfriend moved into the same compound with me
and i've not found it funny cos she keeps making
moves on me(like coming to my room at night and
talking about how we used to make love when we
were together) and she becomes so annoying when
female friends come around. To complicate things, i
got involved with another girl in the same
compound,now she(ex) is gossiping me about that
i'm cheating on her even though we broke up
months ago. She already cost me one relationship,
i'm confused cos i fear she'll do the same or even
worse with this present one. She gets aggressive
and crazy when she sees me with other girls. I'm I in
trouble?




#BITG

You should quit the school. Duh!

Andy again? Den, move out.

Ivanspring:

Do you have six pack?

I am like Wizkhalifa body figure

Andyblaze:
I'm 22 and a student of the university. My ex
girlfriend moved into the same compound with me
and i've not found it funny cos she keeps making
moves on me(like coming to my room at night and
talking about how we used to make love when we
were together) and she becomes so annoying when
female friends come around. To complicate things, i
got involved with another girl in the same
compound,now she(ex) is gossiping me about that
i'm cheating on her even though we broke up
months ago. She already cost me one relationship,
i'm confused cos i fear she'll do the same or even
worse with this present one. She gets aggressive
and crazy when she sees me with other girls. I'm I in
trouble?




#BITG

Prrrr....fiesty....ride on nau...nothing girlss love more than the forbidden fruit drama...It will speed up ur present relationship and increase your rep with the boys and ladies generally. Take and GIVE it like a man...bet she's probably missing your suga banana or shud i say plantain

Andyblaze:

I am like Wizkhalifa body figure

Let's see...
I said, i'd accommodate you if you're tall, dark, handsome, rich and with a six pack.

1. Tall - you're very short
2. Dark - you're very dark
3. Handsome - you're like Emeka Ike with the teeth of Ronaldinho
4. Rich - you're poor
5. Six pack - Nil

Your score is 1/5 and that's for number 2. The rest are wrong for me so, you have failed the test. Sorry, you can't stay with me...it won't work.

*Christ! Which kind person you be sef?*

Ivanspring:

Let's see...
I said, i'd accommodate you if you're tall, dark, handsome, rich and with a six pack.

1. Tall - you're very short
2. Dark - you're very dark
3. Handsome - you're like Emeka Ike with the teeth of Ronaldinho
4. Rich - you're poor
5. Six pack - Nil

Your score is 1/5 and that's for number 2. The rest are wrong for me so, you have failed the test. Sorry, you can't stay with me...it won't work.

*Christ! Which kind person you be sef?*

Look my profile pics. That's my real sef dancing...go to celebrities section, u'll a thread created of me dancing today too

#gospeltruth

Andyblaze:

Look my profile pics. That's my real sef dancing...go to celebrities section, u'll a thread created of me dancing today too

#gospeltruth

Lol...abeg leave me ooh...i don't want to laugh...not in the mood.

SMALLPENIS:

Blaze, BoiledCorn view her profile picture, I am seeing something

Bros this your name funny o,

EllaD101: Hello, am new in this forum, pls how do I post topic. Tanx

hi, hope you know it well now, etc?