Ceasar1: Seriously I've lost my sense of humour because I didn't find this funny - No Vex.

den stop smoking weed because its not good to ur system

Neduzze5: No 10 make sense dieeeeee! I'll be using it today when I go out.

Wish me luck!

so U r going for gals hunting wen ur mates r in d class ehh?

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

so U want congratulations without rice n cake ehh? U can't get it here, check d nxt door

Thebrightest: What about angles and shapes like triangle?

Lol, I don't really know what those ones sound like but, I'm sure I hate pick-up lines...
They sound dumb to me, yes I will smile when the guy says it, but in ma head I'm like, 'how old is this nigga?'

valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzy
Last week u no hear say I die for lizzy
I fit vex die again for you this week

u come here dey tear lines from Erigga....nice one though!

ksmiles: 8. “Does it Hurt? (What?) Falling from heaven”.
I’ve heard men use this line a lot. Its just a sweet
way to tell a lady that she is an angel. It’s kind of
abstract because it starts with a question – Does it
hurt? It’ll definitely trigger some curiosity in the
mind of the lady because it’s awkward. And the
later part – falling from heaven – creates the
opposite reaction because they never saw it
coming. It’s an old classic pick up line that still
works.

maybe the girl was a devil , cus I knew that is only devil that fell from heaven.

thandii1: What is this I'm nigerian, and I do not use any of these lines, Neither do the nigerians I know.

I imagine OP copied and pasted. None of these are Nigerian. Nigerian men have the funniest lines. These are very very weak.

Ceasar1: Seriously I've lost my sense of humour because I didn't find this funny - No Vex.

lwkmd! badt guy

Babaneh: U are nothing but an Angel that fell from heaven

Wacky chat-up line...... The girl will be like " Do I look like lucifer for your eye"

omg! wish i met u first....u r soo adorable...#no frontings

I dont know the definition of beauty until I set my eyes on U

I consider any girl who responds to pick up lines well as intelligent. This is my pick up line in addition.

zonax: A typical naija guy tend to b a clown when asking a lady out

You're absolutely right

Baby gal is your mother an okro seller? Cuz your beauty draws me to you...

MissMeiya:

I imagine OP copied and pasted. None of these are Nigerian. Nigerian men have the funniest lines. These are very very weak.

Baby gal is ur mom an okro seller ? Cuz ur beauty draws me to you.

Hehehe..I just got myself some new pick up line.

baby are you a lizard??
cuz agama eyes on you

Kachisbarbie:
Lol, I don't really know what those ones sound like but, I'm sure I hate pick-up lines...
They sound dumb to me, yes I will smile when the guy says it, but in ma head I'm like, 'how old is this nigga?'

Ladycloud: omg! wish i met u first....u r soo adorable...#no frontings

Do you believe in love at first sight, or
should I walk by again?

missEmjay: love number 8. Its a Cool way of saying 'you're an angel'

Do you have a map? I just keep on
getting lost in your eyes.

Ceasar1: Seriously I've lost my sense of humour because I didn't find this funny - No Vex.

thats if u had any in the first place.


this thread is funny/entertaining enough to lend a sense of humour to those who don't have one.


since there no dislike tab on Nl, i'll put mine in writing,

i DISLIKE ur post !!

omo see format ooo hey omo naija gals no still send u if u r broke....if u like use no 1 to 10 dem go just dey look u like mugun

Gorgeous58:


Abeg ooo, which version of the bible did you see the above?

My dear help me ask am o. Over sabi make Okon call him Mama aunty.

valmunich:
Nah, Asaba

mak i f0ll0w y0u sharp sharp

zonax: A typical naija guy tend to b a clown when asking a lady out

lol! must be talking from xperience

Lol....this won't work on nigerian girls...they are dumb

fabiano09:

Baby gal is ur mom an okro seller ? Cuz ur beauty draws me to you.

ahh!. the girl will break up with u even b4 agreeing to be ur girlfrnd.

okro seller,her mama?!...

Ladystewie: baby are you a lizard??
cuz agama eyes on you

Chai, ur own worse!!!
Please go back to the surgical room and become a (f) once again....

hehehehehe

Kachisbarbie:
Chai, ur own worse!!!
Please go back to the surgical room and become a (f) once again....

This works 4 mii anytym wiv doz Behind banana iceland chicz.

Mii: beau pls watz it by ur tym
Gal: quarter pass 2
Mii: Pm or Am
Gal: don't worry get my number

OR
Mii:beau watz it by ur tym
Gal: quarter pass 2
Mii: wow, mine is quite la8, hope u don't mine if I tak a pep of where d seconds hand is, to enable mii set mine
Gal:ok