adamskutty: I think so. Maybe he is having a hard time with his landlord, he couldn't pay for the self contain he is staying in.

Self contain sacarsm!!

Antell95:

Self contain sacarsm!!

he no worth am?

adamskutty: I had many things to do today o, before that lazy goon came with badluck

Now half of my day wasted!

My boy, the rest of your day will also be wasted here the more you fool yourself.
I'll make sure this thread gets 60 pages at least.

But in the mean time, you can keep guessing in a bid to unravel my persona.
I find it interesting

Faun:



Keep trying harder, kid. Papa?

I finished from Christ The King College Onitsha at age 16 (didn't attend SS3 cos I gained admission using my GCE result from SS2); studied Elect/Elect Engineering at a Federal University of Technology a 5 year program. Graduated in 2011 and completed my NYSC in 2012. Worked at a bank during that year but got a job at a telecomm firm the following year. I now live in my home city which has the same name with my home state.
Do the math, kid
Me and you na mate?

But for you to call me "father" shows don't know a thing about the world and how it spins.
You're just a powerless little kid who depends on mommy for his daily feeding, coming on the internet to throw words he rarely knows their meanings.

But no cry oh.
Happy Birthday afterall
heheheh

Ehya!!

make we clap for am na. You no dey shame

adamskutty: thanks mallam yusuf. I use to think u are 26/27 and enligtenedsoul 31/32

I am now 20

Not the first time someone's told me that. LOL @ E soul being 32

Enjoy the day Adam

adamskutty: he no worth am?

That nigga is still living with his parent in da village

Faun:

My boy, the rest of your day will also be wasted here the more you fool yourself.
I'll make sure this thread gets 60 pages at least.

But in the mean time, you can keep guessing in a bid to unravel my persona.
I find it interesting

today is my free day

U owe me 7 replies ,go smoke cow dung make u high small before we start

Overage kiddo i hear say u be ilogunboy, no be so dey dai call you?

I must be the last to comment for this thread

This thread must be kept alive

Antell95:
Ehya!!
make we clap for am na. You no dey shame

Nothing to be ashamed about, my boy.
I'm 24, youthful, accomplished and self-reliant.

But you, on the other hand, still depend on your parents for your daily bread .
So who's the dummy?

Antell95:

That nigga is still living with his parent in da village

faun is a 40yr old pot belly old man with cricket legs.

Comparing that "thing" to mr. Ibu is an insult to Mr. Ibu himself.

What kinda grown up will be here arguing with young minds since day break?

Faun:

Nothing to be ashamed about, my boy.
I'm 24, youthful, jobless and still dependent

Unlike you .
So who's the dummy?

It's Obvious

Faun:

Nothing to be ashamed about, my boy.
I'm 24, youthful, accomplished and self-reliant.

But you, on the other hand, still depend on your parents for your daily bread .
So who's the dummy?

Antell see football age abeg

#falls.from.chair.

So were u dey hustle Mr. 24?

Antell95:

It's Obvious

he is really jobless i must say

Small small dey guy the tell us his life history?

Faun abeg no verce o,my niggy niggy nigga,which year ur papa disown u?

adamskutty: today is my free day

U owe me 7 replies ,go smoke cow dung make u high small before we start

Overage kiddo i hear say u be ilogunboy, no be so dey dai call you?

I must be the last to comment for this thread

This thread must be kept alive

Awwww, my little slave Shows you can't even comprehend.

My boy, you owe me your eternal presence on this thread, not the other way round. We're going keep doing this even right till 2:00AM the next morning, whether you like it or not. I make the rules, you obey.

And correction: They say I'm Iconise, not Ilogunboy.
Ilogunboy in question was left battered beyond repair to the extent he started seeing me everywhere he went, and assuming every opponent of his to be "Faun". And that same fate is about to befall you

adamskutty: faun is a 40yr old pot belly old man with cricket legs.

Comparing that "thing" to mr. Ibu is an insult to Mr. Ibu himself.

What kinda grown up will be here arguing with young minds since day break?

Jisos! *rolling with laughter*


Wondering how he got that Nokia 2330

Antell95:

It's Obvious I have no life outside Nairaland, which is why I spend my whole day on the Romance board, opening pointless threads and looking for girls I can stalk.

Yes, that's very obvious indeed.

Faun:

Awwww, my little slave Shows you can't even comprehend.

My boy, you owe me your eternal presence on this thread, not the other way round. We're going keep doing this even right till 2:00AM the next morning, whether you like it or not. I make the rules, you obey.

And correction: They say I'm Iconise, not Ilogunboy.
Ilogunboy in question was left battered beyond repair to the extent he started seeing me everywhere he went, and assuming every opponent of his to be "Faun". And that same fate is about to befall you

it took these m0ron 10 minutes just to reply me. U don't know me, we go fit sleep for this thread, let us see who will get tired.

U owe me 7 lines ,that u must repay or forever hide ur face in shame u sack of excrement

I give the order here i run the show my slave ( the edi0t is even copying my lines..).

U have no right whatsoever to use that word on ur mister ,saviour, lord and owner. U forget u are my property, my wish is ur command

Bow before me u inferior being

adamskutty: faun is a 40yr old pot belly old man with cricket legs.

Comparing that "thing" to mr. Ibu is an insult to Mr. Ibu himself.

What kinda grown up will be here arguing with young minds since day break?

The same kind that atleast wouldn't be pathetic enough to open a thread by 1:00AM begging Nairlanders to wish him a happy birthday.
I know it still hurts you deeply no matter how you try to hide it, and that's why I'm going to keep twisting that knife as you keep throwing your inconsquential expletives

Antell95:



Jisos! *rolling with laughter*


Wondering how he got that Nokia 2330

the toad must be using a nokia 2330 for real, he is to slow to reply

The jungle he lives in don't have a 3g network i bet

adamskutty: it took these m0ron 10 minutes just to reply me. U don't know me, we go fit sleep for this thread, let us see who will get tired.

U owe me 7 lines ,that u must repay or forever hide ur face in shame u sack of excrement

I give the order here i run the show my slave ( the edi0t is even copying my lines..).

U have no right whatsoever to use that word on ur mister ,saviour, lord and owner. U forget u are my property, my wish is ur command

Bow before me u inferior being

And it took you running away to DickDastardly's thread crying like a little boy because I gave you some harsh truths you couldn't swallow.
As for the sleeping, that's okay. I've got my mattress and extra batteries ready too.

You claimed you weren't going to reply me anymore on this thread, but against your own wish, you're still here throwing your empty tantrums. So, my boy, you ARE my slave

You'll only move when I tell you to.

And remember you follow me (even though I don't follow you)?
Now tell me, does the master follow the slave or does the slave follow the master?

I've got you wrapped around my little finger if you don't know. And when I yank your chain, you have no choice than to follow my orders.
Kneel, boy

Faun:

The same kind that atleast wouldn't be pathetic enough to open a thread by 1:00AM begging Nairlanders to wish him a happy birthday.
I know it still hurts you deeply no matter how you try to hide it, and that's why I'm going to keep twisting that knife as you keep throwing your inconsquential expletives

what did u take for lunch? Soured beans with chilled monkey pee right.

Aren't u the same piece of sh1t that was begging for nuudes few minutes ago?

What can be more pathetic than that for a 40yr old unemployed area man

U keep on slaying urself,i play the music while u dance to it, u hungry primitive slave

Antell95:



Jisos! *rolling with laughter*


Wondering how he got that Nokia 2330

adamskutty: the toad must be using a nokia 2330 for real, he is to slow to reply

The jungle he lives in don't have a 3g network i bet

Awwwww, the two little butt-buddies trying to console each other.
How sweeeet

Sorry, but you're both going to stay on Nairaland till 2:00AM, because that's what I want you to do.
I'm just laughing at your powerless jabs.
Being a regular poster in the politics section, your pre-school insults are mere comedy to me

Faun:

ow my orders.
Kneel, boy

This edi0ts is copying my style

I had to follow u to keep an eye on my property like how every caring owner will do to its property

U were so scared to confront ur mister so i had to come back to lecture u,take note, ur mister haven't started dissing u, i'm only lecturing, this is a lesson remember?

U are below me, u ain't worth my dog poo u nerf herder

Fowl anus explorer you should know that u are a property of me, i can sell u to antell if i so wish ,abi! Antell u go buy this parasite?

U ain't clean enough to serve me, maybe serving my dog will do

From today onwards,u are my dog slave

Faun:

Yes, that's very obvious indeed.

nincompoop

witling lowlife

Go get your kids what to eat

Faun:



Awwwww, the two little butt-buddies trying to console each other.
How sweeeet

Sorry, but you're both going to stay on Nairaland till 2:00AM, because that's what I want you to do.
I'm just laughing at your powerless jabs.
Being a regular poster in the politics section, your pre-school insults are mere comedy to me

twinkle twinkle little star


Thats how ur meaningless lines sounds to me, u don't have to tell me ur NL history my dog slave

I think u say u be employed graduate nau? Fvctard with a minute brain

This roadside umbrella repairer is running out of ideas, u fvcking clinking , clanking, clattering collection of fermented brownish watery sperm of a dog

adamskutty: what did u take for launch? Soured beans with chilled monkey pee right.

Aren't u the same piece of sh1t that was begging for nuudes few minutes ago?

What can be more pathetic than that for a 40yr old unemployed area man

U keep on slaying urself,i play the music while u dance to it, u hungry primitive slave

Well, first of all, illiterate, it's "LUNCH".

Secondly, "Send me newwdz" is a line popularized by a cult-classic movie from the Coen Brothers, "The Big Lebowski" starring Jeff Bridges (The Dude).
It's a line I say all the time, and to everyone in a joking fashion, or if I'm just trolling for the heck of it. Hell, Nairaland is a website I don't take seriously and never will, because I've seen it all and can't be bothered anymore.
And heck, come to think of it, I don't even follow any girl on Nairaland. And despite having several followers, I just follow 1 person, cuz frankly, I can't be bothered.

We can't say the same for you who keeps running around with a new handle each time the previous one gets banned, because your life revolves around Nairaland.
That's the bitter truth for you, my boy

Antell95 abeg which kian employed graduate dey dai NL from 5am up till this time on tuesday?

This guy own,e get as e be o

adamskutty: This edi0ts is copying my style

I had to follow u to keep an eye on my property like how every caring owner will do to its property

U were so scared to confront ur mister so i had to come back to lecture u,take note, ur mister haven't started dissing u, i'm only lecturing, this is a lesson remember?

U are below me, u ain't worth my dog poo u nerf herder

Fowl anus explorer you should know that u are a property of me, i can sell u to antell if i so wish ,abi! Antell u go buy this parasite?

U ain't clean enough to serve me, maybe serving my dog will do

From today onwards,u are my dog slave

Will buy and use him for sacrifice to appease the gods..

But the gods might reject this demented non compos mentis muppet

adamskutty: Antell95 abeg which kian employed graduate dey dai NL from 5am up till this time on tuesday?

This guy own,e get as e be o

A banker right

His lies could cure an Ebola patient

Faun:



Secondly, "Send me newwdz" is a line popularized by a cult-classic movie from the Coen Brothers, "The Big Lebowski" starring Jeff Bridges (The Dude).
It's a line I say all the time, and to everyone in a joking fashion, or if I'm just trolling for the heck of it. Hell, Nairaland is a website I don't take seriously and never will, because I've seen it all and can't be bothered anymore.
And heck, come to think of it, I don't even follow any girl on Nairaland. And despite having several followers, I just follow 1 person, cuz frankly, I can't be bothered.

We can't say the same for you who keeps running around with a new handle each time the previous one gets banned, because your life revolves around Nairaland.
That's the bitter truth for you, my boy

u don't have to edit my post

Yeah! Its lunch and not launch as u said ,u are a fvcking illiterate .

U are my dog slave, and u wanna know why people follow u(that is if its true anyway) ? cos u crack them big time the same way u are cracking me up now.

U will make a great historian, i love the way u tell me ur life history even ur cyber history

U must be the black sheep of ur family, u sound bitter, sad and frustrated no wonder ur signature is "i hate u " .

Pls tell me my malnourished dog slave, who is this person that brought u so much pain?

I can help u, i can make ur life better never give up hope cos i am ur messiah!

adamskutty: This edi0ts is copying my style

I had to follow u to keep an eye on my property like how every caring owner will do to its property

U were so scared to confront ur mister so i had to come back to lecture u,take note, ur mister haven't started dissing u, i'm only lecturing, this is a lesson remember?

U are below me, u ain't worth my dog poo u nerf herder

Fowl anus explorer you should know that u are a property of me, i can sell u to antell if i so wish ,abi! Antell u go buy this parasite?

U ain't clean enough to serve me, maybe serving my dog will do

From today onwards,u are my dog slave

Little kid, keep lying to yourself. They say fantasy is a necessary ingredient of life, so your fables are allowed.

But ummm, you still haven't answered this question: Does the master follow the slave or does the slave follow the master?
Now, are you not my "follower"?
Even though I won't ever follow back, aren't you my follower?

I smashed and busted your fragile ego so bad this morning you had to run and create a thread for me!
But unlike you sha, in my case, you're simply a nonentity and not worth the effort, so don't expect any threads from me. You're unimportant afterall.

However, we shall keep 'fraternizing' on this thread, because I say so. And you have no choice but to obey.

Faun:

Little kid, keep lying to yourself. They say fantasy is a necessary ingredient of life, so your fables are allowed.

But ummm, you still haven't answered this question: Does the master follow the slave or does the slave follow the master?
Now, are you not my "follower"?
Even though I won't ever follow back, aren't you my follower?

I smashed and busted your fragile ego so bad this morning you had to run and create a thread for me!
But unlike you sha, in my case, you're simply a nonentity and not worth the effort, so don't expect any threads from me. You're unimportant afterall.

However, we shall keep 'fraternizing' on this thread, because I say so. And you have no choice but to obey.

little umemployed brat.

I have to follow u,to watch over u and guide u my dog's property from entering into the wrong hands

U haven't answered by questions u monkey

1. Where u dey work?

2. Wetin u chop this afternoon?

I had to say it in the pidgin way since u ain't intelligent to comprehend by post in the right way

I thought u were kidnapped,i had to open that thread to alert the world about my missing property ( that was when u were my property)

I give the orders here u miserable wretched urchin i command, u obey, u bow and worship me ur lord

adamskutty: u don't have to edit my post

Yeah! Its lunch and not launch as u said ,u are a fvcking illiterate .

U are my dog slave, and u wanna know why people follow u(that is if its true anyway) ? cos u crack them big time the same way u are cracking me up now.

U will make a great historian, i love the way u tell me ur life history even ur cyber history

U must be the black sheep of ur family, u sound bitter, sad and frustrated no wonder ur signature is "i hate u " .

Pls tell me my malnourished dog slave, who is this person that brought u so much pain?

I can help u, i can make ur life better never give up hope cos i am ur messiah!

M0ron, scroll up and see your own goof. It's exactly as it is, and nobody edited your post. You are the stark illiterate who can neither write nor punctuate, talking about being in a University

Yeah, I know that's why people follow me. One of my followers said she found my sense of humor intriguing in an odd way. So yeah, all positive reviews are welcome, and I'm determined to keep making them laugh, especially as they're laughing right now from watching you get flogged on your birthday thread.
And sorry boy, but you still won't be getting any follow from me, becuase you're neither intriguing nor intelligent
You're just another unfortunate little boy I shall use to pass time as we upgrade our office systems mainframe today.

LOL. Black sheep indeed. Keep trying hard.
Like I said, I'm going to make you keep posting on this thread today, and there's nothing you can do about it, my little slave