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Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 3:12pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
My Dog's property, i will be back, i got a project to handle U as an unemployed fake graduate must keep this thread alive by replying and quoting all my post, including those eight u owe me. That is an order which u must do, u can't say no That is the work i have for u, make yourself useful to the society 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 3:18pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: little umemployed brat. Little boy, first answer my question, you coward: Does the master follow the slave or does the slave FOLLOW the master? The orders are ALL mine! And the pleasure is ALL mine too! You kept calling me on DickDastardly's thread but I ignored you because you were a nobody. You are a slave and I take no orders from slaves. However, I called in here to stay put and stick to this thread, and that's exactly what you've done so far. You ARE the one following my orders. I know the truth is bitter, but it must be swallowed You are my powerless little slave boy, and that's all you'll ever be 3 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 3:21pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: My Dog's property, i will be back, i got a project to handle Hehehe. Looks like your 10MB don finally finish, you pathetic, hungry little loser. Shebi MTN don finally send you the warning? Anyway, whenever your hungry self recharges, don't forget to come alert me by posting on this thread. That is an ORDER, my slave I'll be waiting. 3 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by JiggamanGh: 5:21pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Antell95: South Africa will forked your dirty holes come 2morrow for making such a stupid comment. |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 7:07pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:utter crap. Stop copying my lines. These are my words "slave" . I used the 10mb joke on u earlier on Anyway , while i was having fun, my dog's slave which i don't even give a fvck about was busy killing "it" self over me This self acclaimed employee with his weak ,short lines was busy keeping the thread alive, as i had earlier commanded the miserable, malnourished filthy woosted stocking swine to do , on a tuesday, this rat is a jobless area boy on the streets of lagos U still owe me 5 lines, that u must pay u deranged lowlife mofo 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 7:22pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Faun:too much blunders in my dog's slave post the self acclaimed graduate. Jesu! These ur blunders can make a rat to break dance I used the word "slave" "mister" "lord" "order" on u first before u ran out of lines, so u resorted to copying my lines U as my miserable slave came into my thread ,feeling annoyed that i didn't recognize u by tagging u faeces eating scumbag ( well u are equivalent to nothing, not even to maggots ) in my post decided to throw insult at ur lord and owner, who feed and cloth u liability Don't worry i go put ur name there,make u happy small Poor old fellow it is so sad ur life is like this, u being scared to confront ur mister in DD's thread made me to confront you here, i came to check on u, cos u are suffering from mental illness , as a caring owner i had to do that My Dog's slave , the master is watching over the slave ( that is what i am doing, don't get it twisted ) I need to keep a close eye on u fowl anus explorer, as my property, my miserable charcant |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 8:08pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Good boy! Just like I gave you the orders to come back, you've done exactly that. Adamskutty my poor houseboy, remember I told you I wanted this thread to drag on 'till 2:00AM tomorrow? And thanks to you being the rubber-neck puppet you are, you're helping me achieve that goal. No stop o. I've got you exactly where I want you adamskutty: utter crap. Hehyaaaa! Keep crying and sweating your poor self out. I told you right from the beginning I wanted this thread to reach 60 pages, didn't I? So exactly who were you giving orders? You just shot yourself on the foot. You know why? Here: 1. Remember it was your sorry azz who kept crying to the moderator Farrano to "do the needful" (ie. Delete my comments and probably ban me because you were so hurt). But after Farrano came in and viewed the thread, she simply ignored you because she knew you were a sore LOSER! - So you coming now to make claims on how you gave me orders to keep the thread going, just falls flat on its face. 2. Remember it was also you who didn't want your thread derailed; so what next did you do? You opened a thread for Faun. But then, guess what? The same Farrano you reported to earlier, came in, viewed your thread, and DELETED IT. So you know what that means? It makes you a TWO-TIME LOSER! . Chaaaaai! Farrano don do this poor boy strong tin! 3. In a last ditch effort, you ran to DickDastardly's thread, spewing your usual poorly-constructed expletives much to the embarrassment of no-one but yourself, hoping Faun would show up. You know what I did? I simply sat quietly, read your posts there and laughed at you. You know why? Because I had just succeeded in making you look like a big dunce talking to himself on DickDastardly's thread! 4. After you were done disgracing yourself there, you retreated in shame back to the same thread you said you weren't going to reply me on. So, boy, tell me who the real slave is when I've achieved my objectives which are: i) To derail your birthday thread. ii) To make you look like a fool in the full glare of the forum, and iii) To make you spend your birthday fighting on the internet? I have you wrapped around my finger, and there is nothing you can do about it. Now, to seal the deal, my next plan is to make you stay here fighting on the forum up till 2:00AM, and you will bend to that wish whether you like it or not, because boy, you ARE my slave! 3 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 8:27pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
adamskutty: too much blunders in my dog's slave post the self acclaim graduate. Blunders? My boy, everybody knows it's your pathetic self editing my posts and affixing fake blunders in there because you are just that desperate. The rest of the thread viewers can view the comment themselves and see if they can find any blunders. See link: https://www.nairaland.com/1894058/derailers-paradise-happy-birthday-me/4#26155660 Busted! Adamskutty, you little coward. Let me show you what real blunders are made of. I'm not even going to make reference to your previous posts. No. I'll use this same post of yours I'm quoting right now. Here we go: adamskutty: too much blunders in my dog's slave post the self acclaim graduate.It's SELF-ACCLAIMED, dunce. For someone who tried to edit his opponent's posts and affix fake blunders in them, you really should have covered your sorry tracks. adamskutty: I used the word "slave" "mister" "lord" "order" on u first before u ran out of lines, so u resorted to copy my linesIt is RESORTED TO COPYING. Ask anyone. You see your life? adamskutty: U as my miserable slave came into my thread ,feeling annoyed that i didn't recognized u by tagging u It's "didn't RECOGNIZE", dull boy. You need to grab yourself a copy of Brighter Grammar to help your case. My boy, you are a BORN DUNCE, and that's just being mild Now, as my slave you are, I want you to reply this post real soon enough, cos I'm waiting. Don't forget to lace it with more of your poorly-constructed grammatical junk as usual. I can't wait to read and laugh at the Birthday Boy getting disgraced on his own birthday 3 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Nobody: 1:35am On Sep 10, 2014 |
adamskutty: thanks very much enlightened. didn't know we share the same birthday Month. Neither did I, fellow VIRGOnian Hope you're having a wonderful day. *sees thread* |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Nobody: 1:37am On Sep 10, 2014 |
ArtanK: Lmfao I'm taking it as a compliment. |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by ArtanK(m): 3:36am On Sep 10, 2014 |
EnlightenedSoul: I'm not so sure haha but I'd have the right to call you habo then |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Nobody: 3:55am On Sep 10, 2014 |
ArtanK: Thirty is not that bad. I actually can't wait to be thirty lol. Call me habo if you want...in about 20 yrs time |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by ArtanK(m): 4:01am On Sep 10, 2014 |
EnlightenedSoul: Why do you wish cimri degdeg on yourself? In 20 years time I'll be a darn awowe myself |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Nobody: 4:10am On Sep 10, 2014 |
ArtanK: Well, by thirty I figure I'll have everything I want. And going off my family, my cimri won't be showing, especially considering my lifestyle. It's a win win win. You can still call me habo when you're an awowe seeing as ayeeyo would be simply unacceptable lol |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by ArtanK(m): 4:19am On Sep 10, 2014 |
EnlightenedSoul: Fair enough. I'm expecting an invite for the bariis and hilib though, unless you're serving something else on that day which would be considered blasphemy and treason. On a second thought, ayeeyo M suits you |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Nobody: 4:30am On Sep 10, 2014 |
ArtanK: Bariis iyo Hilib it is. Don't forget your Hiddo iyo Dhaqan Wallahi I can't forgive that second crack tho 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by ArtanK(m): 4:39am On Sep 10, 2014 |
EnlightenedSoul: Not just the hiddo iyo dhaqan, I'll wear a bilaawe fit for a Darod sultan on that day Khalaas raali noqo habo 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Nobody: 4:46am On Sep 10, 2014 |
ArtanK: Sidaas a lagaa rabaa. Haa, very funny Habeen wanaagsaneyn 1 Like |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by ArtanK(m): 5:28am On Sep 10, 2014 |
EnlightenedSoul: Lol too late for that here, subax wacano wanagsan |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Nobody: 5:58am On Sep 10, 2014 |
ArtanK: Wah, maba seexatid adi. Subax wanagsan it is lol. You don't happen to have insomnia like I do, do you? |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by ArtanK(m): 6:10am On Sep 10, 2014 |
EnlightenedSoul: I suffer from spontaneous insomnia, it comes and goes whenever it feels like it. No sleep for me today. Oh well, sleep is for the weak |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Nobody: 6:31am On Sep 10, 2014 |
ArtanK: Lol well I guess I'm weak. Chronic here, welcome to the club |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by ArtanK(m): 1:25pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
EnlightenedSoul: Ani xata, I won't make the same mistake again tonight |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by RoyalPearl(f): 3:24pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Happy belated birthday my dear friend lol. Hope you had a gud1 |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 5:44pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Faun: Good boy!As ur mister, lord and owner i must act the way kings act towards their slaves I am extremely happy you are obeying ur mister , i commanded you miserable thing to entertain me right from the start and that is what u are clearly doing, i said we must derail this thread together, i am so glad my poor little robot is doing just that I said this thread must be kept alive, so don't be an edi0t , i want it to pass 100 pages so my thread can be trending for weeks , i will be so glad if u make my dreams come to pass , well! U swore with ur life that u will serve me till ur very last breath I wasn't even notified to be sincere, i thought my slave ran, didn't know u replied me since last night that is my thing, smile for master ,slave You are trying so hard to mimic me, well like the saying goes if u can't beat em, u join em Now my ever humble slave, first and foremost ur mister was shocked seeing u cry like a kiddo just because i didn't put ur name up there ( well! U ain't worth it, u are inferior, so it is a taboo for ur name to be listed among theirs, cos u are inferior to a bacteria ) Seeing that u were disappointed and frustrated, i summoned u ,as a lord, to that other thread, but u were scared to approach ur mister ,so u ran back to this thread, but as a humble owner, i came after u to examine ur situation cos my companions made me believe that u have a subnormal intellectual capacity and u baldy need the help of someone studying abnormal psychology ,it is out of pity for u that i came back here, for u, my loyal slave I ordered mukinatu to delete that thread, since it is of no use, as my slave was so scared to approach me From the on set, u claimed to be a working class graduate, thanks for proving ur mister right, that u are nothing but a roadside umbrella repairer, cos u have been entertaining me since 6 am down to last night and up till this very moment, and yesterday and today are working days , i only came online around 2pm since yesterday . now that our audience have known who is jobless and worthless btn the two of us, i as a caring lord have decided to give you a job in this thread, ur reward shall be one slice of bread, for u poor old fellow And ehmmm, before i forget , remember that i hard earlier complained that ur post are too short and not entertaining enough, to prove to everyone that u are really my slave and that u answer only to me, u made this one long, well punctuated and exciting, u do all ur best to please ur owner So u see u are the slave here and you obey only me, and will continue to obey me by quoting this post and help to keep this thread alive , u must sacrifice ur sleep and time ( u are even worthless to time and a waste of space ). Watch out everyone and see whether my slave will dare to disobey me he can't, cos he is just like a programmed robot |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 6:54pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
RoyalPearl: Happy belated birthday my dear friend lol. Hope you had a gud1yeah! Yeah! Thanks alot. I had a good time, a good entertainer kept me excited all through yesterday, in here |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 12:10am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Beautiful night! I knew you were just as pathetic as I had guessed, my little slave, seeing you have now taken to the habit of editing your goofs after you're exposed, just to hide your shame. Now, I intentionally gave you 24 free hours to make any adjustments to your latest posts so you won't claim I'm editing them again. But this is too bad for you, as I already saved a ScreenMunch of that conversation of ours before you edited it, so you have nowhere to run. First, let us get down to business. It's going to be a very interesting night. Trust me adamskutty: As ur mister, lord and owner i must act the way kings act towards their slaves This pained loser is shamelessly lying again. Have you forgotten you made this comment begging Farrano to ban me?: adamskutty: utter crap.https://www.nairaland.com/1894058/derailers-paradise-happy-birthday-me#26147048 ...and this one, crying because I was derailing your thread? adamskutty: cretinous fvctard with an IQ equivalent to a groundnut seed. [size=13pt]Don't derail my thread u moda'fvcker[/size].https://www.nairaland.com/1894058/derailers-paradise-happy-birthday-me/1#26147507 Now, if you truly wanted it extended as you claimed, would you be begging the moderators to come help you? We both know you're lying, and deep down, you're heavily pained about the harsh truth I poured down your burning soul, which was the same reason you opened that thread calling me out, because you didn't want your precious thread getting derailed. But after I ignored you there and stuck to my main objective, you're left with no choice other than coming here to cry your eyeballs out. I wasn't even notified to be sincere, i thought my slave ran, didn't know u replied me since last night that is my thing, smile for master ,slave You wish, boy, but unfortunately, that harsh truth is still too hard to swallow. All the years I've visited Nairaland, when forum members have their birthdays, their threads are usually opened by their friends and loved ones who wish them well (You can check around if you doubt me). But in your case, AdamStupido, you're the one on Nairaland by 1:00AM, opening a thread dedicated to yourself and begging Nairalanders to come say hi. You claimed you had 'close friends' - but if these 'close friends' were so 'close', they definitely would have been close enough to take note of your birthday and open the thread for you, no? Looks like you're still finding it difficult to accept you're a total loser ( well! U ain't worth it, u are inferior, so it is a taboo for ur name to be listed among theirs, cos u are inferior to [size=13pt]a bacteria[/size] ) Free English lesson for you: It's "a BACTERIUM", dumbass. "Bacteria" IS plural. If you're going to insult me, shouldn't you at least try getting your grammar right? Oh, no wait, don't tell me - you're probably going to shamelessly claim I edited your post again, right? Illiterate. Seeing that u were disappointed and frustrated, i summoned u ,as a lord, to that other thread, but u were scared to approach ur mister ,so u ran back to this thread, but as a humble owner, i came after u to examine ur situation cos my companions made me believe that u have a subnormal intellectual capacity and u [size=13pt]baldy[/size] need the help of someone studying abnormal psychology ,it is out of pity for u that i came back here, for u, my loyal slave Hurt little boy still trying to heal his shattered ego. I told you right from the start that the pleasure was all mine. I came in and HAPPILY derailed your thread, and there was NOTHING you could do about it, because you were a powerless little wimp! YOU kept crying and complaining to the moderators but they IGNORED you because they knew you were a m0ron To add insult to injury, when you opened your thread, that same Farrano humiliated you by deleting it! Talk about painful shame You ran back here because you had no choice, and you were tired of getting disgraced left, right and center. Swallow the truth for it shall set you free. I ordered mukinatu to delete that thread, since it is of no use, as my slave was so scared to approach meLook at the loser lying again. Have you forgotten you initially accused me of reporting your thread to the mods? See: adamskutty: fvctard! [size=13pt]U had to report to the mod[/size]https://www.nairaland.com/1894058/derailers-paradise-happy-birthday-me/1#26150331 You see how shameless you are? You can't even be consistent with your pathetic lies. First you claimed I reported to the mods, now you're claiming you ordered Mukinatu to delete it. Boy, face the harsh truth - The moderators identified you as a stark illiterate, and did the needful by scrapping your piece-of-sh11t thread. Plain and simple. From the on set, u claimed to be a working class graduate, thanks for proving ur mister right, that u are nothing but a roadside umbrella repairer, cos u have been entertaining me since 6 am down to last night and up till this very moment, and yesterday and today are working days , i only came online around 2pm since yesterday . See the illiterate disgracing himself again Okay, so if I really were a roadside umbrella repairer, would I be able to post on the internet in the first place? No yawa on that side sha. Na still job e be, so I'm not even offended, as I've come across many umbrella repairmen and vulcanizers who possess far better grammatical competence and comprehension than a crack-dullard like you, the so-called uni student. Like your poor grammar has given you away, your fate has already been sealed that you will crash out with a "Pass" (not even a 3rd class). Keep fooling yourself on Nairaland instead of studying and reevaluating your worthless life now that our audience [size=17pt]have[/size] known who is jobless and worthless btn the two of us, i as a caring lord have decided to give you a job in this thread, ur reward shall be one slice of bread, for u poor old fellow There the m0ron goes again. Are you also going to claim I'm editing your posts like you're shamelessly editing mine? And ehmmm, before i forget , remember that i [size=13pt]hard[/size] earlier complained that ur post are too short and not entertaining enough, to prove to everyone that u are really my slave and that u answer only to me, u made this one long, well punctuated and exciting, u do all ur best to please ur owner Too bad you forget your reply was already on my request as the slave you are. Remember this? Faun: Now, as my slave you are, I want you to reply this post real soon enough, cos I'm waiting.And you did just that, slave 2 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 12:16am On Sep 12, 2014 |
adamskutty: Guess what, Adam? I knew you were going to shamelessly go back and try to edit your post to hide your shame, but too bad I ScreenMunched before you had the chance. Below, is the screen capture of our conversation THAT VERY DAY you posted it. Pay attention to the time at the top of that page and see it reads "Tuesday 9th September 2014 - 7:43PM" When you're done seeing it, scroll down to the pictures and see your blunders the way they were before you shamelessly edited them Hahahahaha BUSTED!!! I told you, you are an illiterate, and you need to accept the truth and go work on your embarrassing grammar. You even had the nerve to try editing my quote when there were no blunders in them to begin with. Guess who got exposed tonight 2 Likes
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Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 5:10pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
faun: Guess what, faun? I knew you were going to shamelessly go back and try to edit your post to hide your shame, but too bad I ScreenMunched before you had the chance. Below, is the screen capture of our conversation THAT VERY DAY you posted it. Pay attention to the time at the top of that page and see it reads "Tuesday 9th September 2014 - 7:43PM" When you're done seeing it, scroll down to the pictures and see your blunders the way they were before you shamelessly edited them Hahahahaha BUSTED!!! I told you, you are an illiterate, and you need to accept the truth and go work on your embarrassing grammar. You even had the nerve to try editing my quote when there were no blunders in them to begin with. Guess who got exposed today 1 Like
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Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 5:13pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Why am i even stressing myself? I am the master here 3 Likes |
Re: happy birthday to me ) ;D by adamskutty(m): 5:15pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
faun: Guess what, faun? I knew you were going to shamelessly go back and try to edit your post to hide your shame, but too bad I ScreenMunched before you had the chance. Below, is the screen capture of our conversation THAT VERY DAY you posted it. Pay attention to the time at the top of that page and see it reads "Tuesday 9th September 2014 - 7:43PM" When you're done seeing it, scroll down to the pictures and see your blunders the way they were before you shamelessly edited them Hahahahaha BUSTED!!! I told you, you are an illiterate, and you need to accept the truth and go work on your embarrassing grammar. You even had the nerve to try editing my quote when there were no blunders in them to begin with. Guess who got exposed tonighwit; 2 Likes
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