Ahmed4002:
Leemah4u
sofdoc
kingphilip
Walexsammy
joyjoomla
richybanky
mayorsweet
smilingjimmy
doublezero7
xray2
chidexSmokey
Luchiana1
sugarbabekemi
nigerdeltaboi
sirRiddy
erisegun
tolustx
Electronzeez
sleekyonyx
sparkleRed
Bunsky
Ymodulus

and the rest house members, am sorry I can't pen down everyone. but these are frequent mentions and already recognised by auto text


The only addiction of my life is our
e- friendship because I can’t start my day without
quoting/mention you, I can’t pass my day without
quoting/mention you and I can’t finish my day without you guys . This is one addiction that I am
proud to have.





Your presence lightens up my sky like the
crimson rays of the morning sun. Being around
you makes even the most dull and boring
moments seem so fun. Thanks

Thanks dear.
I appreciate your friendship.

kingphilip:
did u mean a divorce really took place?

just kidding anyway but its like am seeing sometin like dat

sofdoc:
So I called glo customer care this morning...and they deducted from my credit for calling customer care! They deducted from my CREDIT for calling customer care!! THEY DEDUCTED FROM MY CREDIT FOR CALLING CUSTOMER CARE!!!

Never in my life have I experienced such...I'm gloing with anger now. I dey fear to call again sef. Dat network z soooooo useless

Buh me...I no go talk.

sorry

doublezero7:


Divorce kwa? No oo! All is well! I was actually referring to the A15 Party preparations sir!

oook..i "Pm"ed u bro!

kingphilip:
I go shoot u

U go de hide wait make I sleep ba BTW it wasn't fair o

Lol..
Gud morning

doublezero7:
All is well!

Is it still possible to make the NYSC 3000naira payment today.? Already printed greencard.

shollex52:
NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation

This tips are for prospective corp members
and graduates preparing for NYSC. This are
things you need to know before going to
camp and after leaving the NYSC Camp.

MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you
are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately
made stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a camp and not your flat! Just be ready for anything.

ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very Important one
are
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus
is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above
items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B,
and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL ALSO
NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you
the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts
(You will be given two sets but you may not
like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the
camp but it will be more expensive) and a
permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and two
pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially
for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/ Rechargeable
lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup
and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash
please depending on how you spend.
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early.
If you are posted to a far state, go the day
before the camp opens. They will allow you
in. Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned !
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They don't want u to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knife,
bombs, etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bed space. Then
the paper registrations proper. Make
everything ready. Look out for information
pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your
kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to
write your Code Number (CN) on them
'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag
that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it
EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a
meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about
NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get
moni)
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The
21st day is the day you will leave camp.
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your
T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are
allowed on you. No room for casual wears.
Parade/ marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all.
You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting
on the Parade Ground. You won't faint,
calm down... So eat well. It's the stress that
causes their
fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am.
Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground
(PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and
Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till
the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for
the series of programmes up for you.
Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and
you are out again for evening parade

Fanks bro...most important info I've seen ever since. E b like film...feels like I'm thr already
Are u an expecting otondo?!

kingphilip:
splendid

U de hear from Dr. Atoeyebi so

no. no biz with her

sofdoc:
So I called glo customer care this morning...and they deducted from my credit for calling customer care! They deducted from my CREDIT for calling customer care!! THEY DEDUCTED FROM MY CREDIT FOR CALLING CUSTOMER CARE!!!

Never in my life have I experienced such...I'm gloing with anger now. I dey fear to call again sef. Dat network z soooooo useless

Buh me...I no go talk.

*yawns*

kingphilip:
I b him boss jare

y u con gimme chibok gals to dey watch

Hello house Good morning.

I'm just kidding with you guys,that Ahmed4002 is my lover,just a joke.
I just wanan catch some fun yesterday.

Leemah4u dear,no body is taken Ahmed away from you,not even Bunsky,his your boo for life.

I wish you all the very best in life,as you all move to another phase of
life.

***Kisses***

cc
leemah4u
kingphilip
erisegun
Ahmed4002.

pinkiepetite:
sorry

Fanks dear...I jez get emotional wen I'm treated unfairly n can't do anyfin about it. *sobs*
How z ur day looking up?!

jargonzboi:

Is it still possible to make the NYSC 3000naira payment today.? Already printed greencard.

Yes u can! You can make payment anytime! My boss and brother, Sodiqyinka told me a case of one of his friends who payed the money a day to camp cos he lost his call up letter!

noordean:
oook..i "Pm"ed u bro!

Replied boss! Thanks for the care! This nigga here is fine!

noordean:
just kidding anyway but its like am seeing sometin like dat

Lol! All is well! Please disregard any side talks! The priority is our call up letter and the A15 Party!

Noordean baba...kilo n happen? How prep for camp?

sparkleRed:


Was awesome and urs

great

Hope u got to work quite early

doublezero7:


Replied boss! Thanks for the care! This nigga here is fine!

erisegun:
*yawns*

You ehn!

I know say nah u b d guy I follow talk dis morning...u say ur name nah Timothy. Buh dat ur thick ifaish accent sold u out.
Kontunu
Buh me...I no go talk.

sparkleRed:


Yes ma

U nur well.....Who be 'ma'? warn yaself o

doublezero7:


Yes u can! You can make payment anytime! My boss and brother, Sodiqyinka told me a case of one of his friends who payed the money a day to camp cos he lost his call up letter!

Thanks for the info bo$$.

doublezero7:


Brother, I made my suggestion(s) based on the explanation Naijadeltaboy gave! He said they 'are' dating and suddenly he suddenly saw her wedding invitation on Facebook! What would have also triggered the hurt was the fact that he was with the girl and 'her family' and no one mentioned the wedding! So for him to have that closeness with the family, it means they were serious to a large extent!

Even if they were just 'dating', it is wrong for the girl not to properly break up (even if it is with crazy reasons) and plan a wedding with some other man! Even if they were just 'friends', she ought to have told her 'friend' about her wedding!

For the guy, he would be s.tupid to go and confront the girl and her family if there wasn't some kind of agreement between them! For the initial post, they seemed serious, marriage or no marriage!

Conclusively, the lady in question is irresponsible! She ought to have cleared up all issues before agreeing to marry someone else! Also, the guy will add to his f.oolishness, if he goes over to the girl's place to kill or harm the lady and her family! He'll just go to jail all for nothing! Time heals everything! Just a lil time and he'll find someone who loves and appreciates him! Violence of confrontation is NEVER the solution in any relation! #SayNoToViolence

I think I get u nw...hwz ur nyt?

mayorsweet:

Baba, na so oo! #CampLoading #A15PartyLoading #ThatsWhatsUp

doublezero7:


Divorce kwa? No oo! All is well! I was actually referring to the A15 Party preparations sir!

. Bro I greet u,,,pls any info abt d posting stuff?

Walexsammy:
I think I get u nw...hwz ur nyt?

Na so bro! The night was going so well before the storm started! I just hope it won't rain often in camp!

jargonzboi:

Thanks for the info bo$$.

UWC bro! All the best!

Wassup my fellow PCM, it be like say I dey anxiously expect this service than heaven oooooooooooooo, fellow Xtians,are u feeling thesame

obami007:
. Bro I greet u,,,pls any info abt d posting stuff?

Errm, I wasn't meant to say anything about this issue! But checking up on this people ysterday, I was told everything is all set! Even Stream 2 would be sent deir states of service and date after conclusion on friday!

The question is this; are they (NYSC) waiting for Stream 2 to be finalized before releasing the postings? Or are they waiting for the elections to be over?

Unfortunately, my contact doesn't have an answer to the above question! All I was told is they have orders from above and that we'll get our call up letter very very soon!

sofdoc:


You ehn!

I know say nah u b d guy I follow talk dis morning...u say ur name nah Timothy. Buh dat ur thick ifaish accent sold u out.
Kontunu
Buh me...I no go talk.

moo gbe! Timothy ko,judas ni* bia! Nur lie ontop ma head o

kingphilip:
Nigeria doesn't have a university by name Unilag

Unless u r referring to MAULAG

That's a lie! U r only jealous of the first choice university in Nigeria

Ogbenijhybo:
hello Joy199... you need not to hide...


say hello to d house?


*dem do disappear* people just dey branch dey look

Hello, how are you?

doublezero7:


Errm, I wasn't meant to say anything about this issue! But checking up on this people ysterday, I was told everything is all set! Even Stream 2 would be sent deir states of service and date after conclusion on friday!

The question is this; are they (NYSC) waiting for Stream 2 to be finalized before releasing the postings? Or are they waiting for the elections to be over?

Unfortunately, my contact doesn't have an answer to the above question! All I was told is they have orders from above and that we'll get our call up letter very very soon!

Hmmm... Very soon could be next one hour, two days time or next month.. So hw soon?