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" Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by 100Cents: 11:03am On Sep 10, 2014 |
The daughter of my landlord is giving me headaches I was part of labourers who finished that house as number one tenant and caretaker. At least her papa still dey owe me small labourer work I did since 1960 he built that house finish. So I dont pay rent. So I liked this girl because she is a sweet lookking damsel. I tell her, "No let your father know". She agreed. So I started saving money to take her out on a dates.. Because my mind tell me say if I no buy her fast food, she may not allow me access to her hidden software. We went out to local bukka and after eating, I buy her pure water, she say she cannot drink pure water because we are on a date. It is either bottled water or I should take her home. My problem is the fufu she swallowed is still in her throat, and my pocket contain only N20 now and dem don tell me say bottled water nah N100. You people need to see how i am sweating now. Under ceiling fan.. Nairalanders what will I do ? |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Nobody: 11:08am On Sep 10, 2014 |
okay 1 Like |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by 100Cents: 11:10am On Sep 10, 2014 |
krall: okay Advice please.. |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Nobody: 11:15am On Sep 10, 2014 |
100Cents:okay.. 1 Like |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Djicemob: 11:15am On Sep 10, 2014 |
Troll wannabe 1 Like |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by banjicom(m): 11:16am On Sep 10, 2014 |
just give her a Hot slap!!! Am sure d fufu will Fly commot from her throat. No need of water! Thank Me Later. 10 Likes |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by bams01: 11:25am On Sep 10, 2014 |
banjicom: just give her a Hot slap!!! Am sure d fufu will Fly commot from her throat. No need of water! You got me laughing 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Eberex(m): 11:27am On Sep 10, 2014 |
Well I guess by the time i'm replying this post it will be too late ..............whatever the case it's none of my business |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by madmadu(m): 11:29am On Sep 10, 2014 |
pour d pure water inside empty eva bottle na... #ProblemSolved 4 Likes |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by ERCROSS(m): 11:38am On Sep 10, 2014 |
Apart frm myself.. Who else thinks this guy is an hidiawt... 4 Likes |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Nobody: 1:05pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
so whats up with the censored? |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by izaray(f): 1:16pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
madmadu: pour d pure water inside empty eva bottle na... #ProblemSolvedKa!!!!..Dis Op too get sense, problem solve den! |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by izaray(f): 1:18pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
madmadu: pour d pure water inside empty eva bottle na... #ProblemSolvedKa!!!!..Dis Op too get sense die! 1 Like |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Janeify(f): 3:03pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Just take her home.atleast the 20 naira can afford chewing gum.just chew away your sorrow 2 Likes |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by tutaboi(m): 3:13pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Please oo...they should quickly bring back "like" option back. I don laugh tire 2 Likes |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by hatux: 3:21pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Janeify: Just take her home.atleast the 20 naira can afford chewing gum.just chew away your sorrowLmao |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Janeify(f): 3:23pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
hatux: Lmaoguy,i see you |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Lordseyad(m): 3:34pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Go and d.. |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by tayoxx(m): 3:44pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
sorry |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by hatux: 3:51pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Janeify: guy,i see youGood! What's up? |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by hannesy(f): 3:55pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
D story is annoying but d comments re fucking hilarious, esp d slap ish rotfl |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by graciousolo(m): 4:22pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
100Cents: The daughter of my landlord is giving me headachesSir you were a labourer in 1960. Honestly Daddy you should be thinking of dying now . BTW that thing still dey stand 4 Likes |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by egopersonified(f): 4:35pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Suicide is an option. |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by jeremiah505(m): 4:38pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
so na front of Her u type this one?.... young Man we be like learners for ur eyes?... Fvck Fake Stories man... |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by dechandel(f): 4:43pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Lmaoooo The comments here sha |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Nobody: 4:45pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
It seems dix guy forgot to take his drUgz dix morning... Kum sef,u no collect soup wen u order for d fufu Then how kumz e still dey her throat... Just buy d pure water kip,wen d tin choke her she go drink am noni... How I wish I didn't comment on this stupid post |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by ideee03(f): 5:01pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
LMAO banjicom: just give her a Hot slap!!! Am sure d fufu will Fly commot from her throat. No need of water! |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Cmoyor: 6:05pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Give her "leather water".... Its between ur legx..... |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Deiok(m): 6:29pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
OP na only your village people fit give you soluyion to dis problem ooh. |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by Jarchi(m): 7:35pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Wait lemme ask andeblaze |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by nickz(m): 8:03pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Re: " Take Me Home If You Cannot Buy Bottled Water ".. Pictures (censored) +18 by 100Cents: 8:27pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
madmadu: pour d pure water inside empty eva bottle na... #ProblemSolved I can only see one laca sera empty bottle containing kerosene.. |
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