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To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Gabry(f): 1:31am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Dear brothers and sisters in Christ I did not know with Scopium and me leaving Nairaland, you guys become like yeye monsters. First of all, I would like to say 1) Na waaa to you all ohhh. . . . . 2) Scopium and I would like to thank you all for having our backs. We feel like this is like one big family now BUT ____________________________________________________________________- You yeye's don't have to take it so emotionally ohhh. Seun had banned the both of us just cause I had broke the rules by posting a disturbing image which might affect some peeps here and Scopium had requested to be banned. Who fault be that? Abeg ohhh, please do not take it out on Seun. Anywayz sha, Seun has forgiven me and he has unbanned me and I hope he would do the same for Scopium as well. Guys, lets keep the Joke section alive na. |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by dyabman(m): 2:27am On Oct 31, 2008 |
sharappppppppp there !!! mongonese |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Gabry(f): 2:37am On Oct 31, 2008 |
YABBY, am I talkin to you? Go dig your grave mehn. . . |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by dyabman(m): 3:04am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Bleep it , wtf are u talking to then . Do i look like a guest here, i'm a full registered NL , so whose at the grave now u or me , SUCKHEAD! |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Morenike3(f): 3:06am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Ways some men look for female attention. It's pretty sad. @gabby sup? and yea, ruby, dreeldee, dre01 etc are aiight. saw your previous post |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by skfa1: 3:08am On Oct 31, 2008 |
come on guys,you all can do berrer |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by dyabman(m): 3:14am On Oct 31, 2008 |
*Morenike: Have u lost ur senses in the Sahara ? what attention ? Oh u want my attention sef , haba! brain plentyyyyy |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Morenike3(f): 3:19am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Not every[i]thing [/i]deserves attention. Anywaz, back to post. |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by dyabman(m): 3:36am On Oct 31, 2008 |
*Morenike: oh shio! |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by just2nice(m): 6:36am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Gabrywyl,mighty glad to see your ass back here.And a fine ass at that! |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Azo(m): 6:47am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Gab better sit your yeye ass on the electric cooker, why you first yab us before you hail us. As for me no be only because of wetin seun do you and scop but the guy don do many things wey dey vex person, as you know i too dey vex and i was also influenced by some bad heads that i dont want to mention |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Gabry(f): 6:52am On Oct 31, 2008 |
dyabman: Whats with all the bad words? Have you got no manners young man? If you don't like my post or any other peoples post here, you can just keep quiet instead of cursing people left and right up and down. See you, you're the 3nd person here to make me this serious and I hate being serious. HMM! Na waa to you! *Morenike: Bawo ni? So wa pa? Hope all is fine with una jare. Yes ohh. . . Some people dey look for attention make me tire nne. Its good to hear that everyone there is doing fine. I will find a way to go back there just to say hi to them. dyabman: Are you having your menstrual cramps? just2nice: LOL Yeye fowl Azo: You know, people always says, the boss is always right no matter what and in this case, we have to respect Seun one way or another because if he did not create thie forum, we wont be able to interact and know each other sha. Anyways, I miss you die ohh |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Azo(m): 7:06am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Anyways, now that u re back heres a joke for you. Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest "weapon". The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon, he pulled down his pants and tied a 5 pound weight around it. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played appropriate music. Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played appropriate music. After several more knights tried to prove their superiority, the King finally spoke out. "I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a thirty pound, but a 40 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played "God Save the Queen." |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Gabry(f): 7:10am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Na waa ohh How did he do that? |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Azo(m): 7:18am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Baba God na |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Gabry(f): 7:19am On Oct 31, 2008 |
HAHA! I dont think theres such thing as like that ohh |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Azo(m): 7:38am On Oct 31, 2008 |
dont doubt the power of God. |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by clemcykul(f): 11:56am On Oct 31, 2008 |
@gab there you go again with your silly post and incomprehensible english. must you post senseless stuffs wise people learn from their mistakes and make amends. |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by dyabman(m): 1:26pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
@Clem you r on whos side ? @Gabbage OOOO jo ! |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by clemcykul(f): 2:10pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
i dont take sides. am neutral and am my self. i hate being a sycophant. |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by disease(m): 4:07pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
@gabrywyl Baby! welcome back. Why ur name no change to '*gabrywyl'. I have finished eating a full plate of beans and ready to fart out loud. I don forget No farting or else BAN! |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by chidipupay(m): 4:37pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Gabry na militant. Seun saw her on AIT news carrying AK-47, he had no choice than to ban the militant herself. She come come here dey tell us tory. Abi gabry say d truth 4 once |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by sylve11: 4:48pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
@gab, welcome back gab, there is just nothing i think i will tell master seun, that he will listen to, cause i be 'omomo' for hia. Never the less welcome back. @ diseasco, brother was up? |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by princesa(f): 6:29pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Gabby, you really had enuf Akamu coursing through ur head, when u typed this silly stuff.You are really not a girl to fight for, is it just u or some malaysian blood running through your brains? after all the fight put up for you by some boot-licking sychophants, you still have the guts to call them "YEYE" A good thing i wasnt a part of the circus for your unbann, so you can definetly call them wateva name you like for all it is worth to me. afterall anything can happen in jokes section by the jokes crew |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by dyabman(m): 8:02pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
na wa oooooooo |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by MrTurkey(m): 8:27pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
[quote author=princesa link=topic=189904.msg3022331#msg3022331 date=1225474183][/quote] well met by moonlight. . . (damn, i woulda really needed some romantic emoticon to buttress my point here, that kiss don't do justice to my mood meeeen) |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by bydot1(m): 10:58pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
@gab, na wah oo, is this THANK YOU or what? After we begged seun to unban you, dnt tell me you re an hypocrite |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by bydot1(m): 11:00pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Well sha, You re welcome back |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Morenike3(f): 4:04am On Nov 01, 2008 |
ewwoooooooooo, when did [b]gabby [/b]start speaking yoruba. sistah, keep it up, am proud of you Yea, come by to the section larra |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by tammyswits(f): 5:31am On Nov 01, 2008 |
Am the only sane person on nld! |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by chidipupay(m): 8:53am On Nov 01, 2008 |
tammyswits:Who told you? |
Re: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Gabry(f): 5:30pm On Nov 01, 2008 |
clemcykul: Move your complaints to the complaint department disease: Why should there be a * to the name? Fart? Nah. . . My farting days are over. chidipupay: Militant Na waa ohh. How many million times do I have to tell you? I be DRACULA! sylve11: Thank you brother princesa: Uhm. . . Comments reserved till I get my choc milk by.dot: I appreciate all your hard work ohhh. . . . Thats why i said thank you sha *Morenike: I dey try small smal sha tammyswits: But you sure are grumpy |
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