very funny

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I haven't read it o!






Just playing omonile



BRB lemme go read it

Ok

Funny

Brb

Sir Alex Fergusson was asked whether he sees their city rivals Man city winning the epl in the future, his reply was:
"NOT IN MY LIFETIME"

“I could write a book of 200 pages of
my two years at Inter with Mario, but
the book would not be a drama – it
would be a comedy,” the tactician
noted.

“I remember one time when we went to play Kazan in the Champions League.
In that match I had all my strikers
injured. No Diego Milito, no Samuel
Eto’o, I was really in trouble and Mario was the only one.

“Mario got a yellow card in the 42nd
minute, so when I got to the dressing
room at half-time I spend about 14
minutes of the 15 available speaking
only to Mario.

“I said to him: ‘Mario, I cannot change you, I have no strikers on the bench, so don’t touch anybody and play only with the ball. If we lose the ball no reaction. If someone provokes you, no reaction, if the referee makes a mistake, no reaction.'

“The 46th minute – red card!”
- Mourinho

Ha ! I don die !

I wanted to comment but the guy above me made me stop.


Help him/her.

Ian Holloway is just a hilarious perv

Ian Holloway is a comedian

Ian Holloway

No. 12 though...
Ferguson- "knocking them out of their fuckiing perch"

"Am I afraid of failure? He is a specialist in failure. I’m not. So if one supposes he’s right and I’m afraid of failure, it’s because I don’t fail many times.
'So maybe he’s right. I’m not used to failing. But the reality is he’s a specialist because,eight years without a piece of silverware, that's failure.
‘If I did that in Chelsea I’d leave and not come back to London. I don’t fear anything in football." - Mourinho, 2014

Almost everything the Commentator on the Germany vs Brazil 2014 world cup match said.

”Oscar just scored the most pointless goal in a World Cup!!”

Send "E Don Do" to33521 To Stop Germany from Spoiling Brazil's Football name - Anonymous.

“Jose Mourinho is a big star…
He’s cool. The first time he met
[my wife] he whispered to her:
‘Helena, you have only one
mission. Feed Zlatan, let him
sleep, keep him happy!’ The
guy says what he wants. I like
him."
The Special One and his
first meeting with Ibrahimovic's
wife.

Fp tins, no 8

Fp tins, no 8 is hilarious

Laughing so hard right now......sir alex ferguson & ian holloway(hope i spelt that right) d most hilarious. And all dose comparing d beautiful game with sex, bre.asts and women #ThumbsUp

Wenger on Mourinho "when you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid."

Wenger on Sir Alex's claim that his 99 team is better than Arsenal's invincibles "everyone thinks they have the most beautiful wife at home".

Number 6 is quite funny

Jose Mourinho: ''Its now 2 years and still counting, i mean been trophyless''

Keshi (wen Nigeria lost to Congo) 'I saw it coming'

Alexferguson__“It’s City isn’t it? They are a small club, with a small mentality. All they can talk about is Manchester United, that’s all they’ve done and they can’t get away from it.”

England legend kevin keegan

“Manchester City are built on sand and I don’t mean that because their owners are from the Arab countries.”

dotcomnamename: Jose Mourinho: ''Its now 2 years and still counting, i mean been trophyless''

Hahaha