Enahi: Hey dear,am a female.

didadavid:

When I was in my early twenties (now past middle), I spent my life begging women to like me and it marred my self-worth, now I don wise up. I shall never beg you Enahi to like me, you should like me if you so wish. But I can smell you actually like me and you are stylishly begging me to like you in return

Enahi: You have been looking for my trouble since yesterday,I don't get angry easily but if I do eh. Didadavid,stop looking for my trouble o. You better beg me to like you or say sorry.

timawoku: I sense nairaland marriage coming up, please alert me when una don fast forward reach 'I do'.

didadavid:

When I was in my early twenties (now past middle), I spent my life begging women to like me and it marred my self-worth, now I don wise up. I shall never beg you Enahi to like me, you should like me if you so wish. But I can smell you actually like me and you are stylishly begging me to like you in return

Enahi: No way,that Didadavid of a guy needs help.

kentochi: well NL as I call it have change my life alot can't do with it.
start my business! through the help of nairalander who base in Us
although I have lost money through NL just 20k
but have gain more than that.

linda Ikeji showing off since 1960

didadavid: This is a counter thread, yes.

Seun Osewa is a low key guy and we all know that. Not everyone likes showing off like Linda Ikeji. Seun Osewa is like Larry Page and Sergey Brin of google while Linda Ikeji is like Mark Zuckerberf of facebook. Google makes more money/more influential than Facebook but everyone knows Mark while few know Sergey and Larry

Seun Osewa has created an online community and a home for millions of Nigerians. We members of Nairaland see ourselves as family but thats not so for the Lindarians. A lot of intellectuals are on NL. People have gotten jobs, lives have been changed, marriages have been restored, broken hearts have been mended, dullards and nincompoops have become wise and brainiacs. Example are the fellows who couldnt write a simple HTML tag but can now build an application as powerful as facebook, insagram et al. We have donated money to save lives of very sick people countless times on here. People are ready to help you on any issue you have.

Seun is a programmer, Linda is not. Programmers are very intelligent individuals. They think deep, calculative and hard to come by. Seun built Nairaland himself which is not easy. Linda is hosted free on blogger. Seun has people on his payroll, Linda doesnt.

Many Nigerians abroad are addicted to Nairaland. There are so many people from the UK and the US who wouldnt get any update concerning Nigeria elsewhere than Nairaland.

All Linda Ikeji does is post about Davido, Wizkid and Nicki Minaj's rounded asss. How does that affect my life positively. Okay, she posts about Boko Haram too and the dirty Nigerian politics, how does that put food on my table?

And as for the money, Seun perhaps makes as much as Linda (am not sure)

Each banner advert you see on the Front Page costs 500k per mont (check here: https://www.nairaland.com/adrates) , multiply that by 6. Six adverts are displayed at once on the homepage, thats equal = 3m per month. Nairaland has more than 6 adverts on the homepage sometimes. Each section has six ads displayed at once, and there are about 60 sections, lets say each banner advert on other sections costs on average 20k per month (should be more than that) multiply by six, equals 120k, then multiply by 60, equals 7.2m. 7.2m + 3m = 10.2m on average. This is around what Seun Makes monthly, thats about 125m per year. This guy can buy an Aston Martin if he wants. Okay, he doesnt have advert in all those spots all the time, but lets say he makes half of that and sometimes full.

How many of us make 2 percent of what Seun makes?

And for those of you who say Nairaland looks like thrash. It is a forum; how else do you expect a forum to look like. Forums are just about texts. The biggest online forum in the world is reddit.com. Nairaland looks much better than reddit. And the topics that make frontpage are very good. We shouldnt be serious all the time, so why post only serious issues on FP. Life without fun and laughter is thrash.

And this is my humble logomarchy and this logomarchy as I have made without logoquashia

Enahi: I don't like you,I dislike you with so much passion. In fact I wish I could punch you though Nland. If you want me to like you,you need to bark like a dog 3times. Do a recording of you barking like a dog and email it to me.

didadavid:

Tufiakwa, lailai. Because I won chop cow make I come dey call am brother. Enahi, Enahi, Enahi, how many times did I call you? If you like me, dont bit around the bush, just say it here and we can become Mr and Mrs Nairaland sharp sharp

You are derailing your own thread and you want to make FP

naijaboiy:
You are derailing your own thread and you want to make FP

didadavid:

Tufiakwa, lailai. Because I won chop cow make I come dey call am brother. Enahi, Enahi, Enahi, how many times did I call you? If you like me, dont bit around the bush, just say it here and we can become Mr and Mrs Nairaland sharp sharp

Enahi: Are you calling me a Cow or what?

Cybermugu1: @bolded, very rue.. My father Dangote comes to mind.

Vankristi: [don't.mind.my.typing,my.phone.is.wack&blind]

Philipmems: LoL, Seun we (vast majority of Nigerians) really appreciate all the effort you make in keeping this site relatively simply and MB friendly look at your life today and you will realize that you are not suffering neither do you lack the necessity for survival, God has been promoting you from glory to greater glory, no forget say na who first buy motor na im buy old model, Nairaland commands more traffic than LIB anyday anytime quote me anywhere, everybody is here from the president of the country to the common man on the street don't be fooled this is where its happening. Nairaland is the community centre where we are all equals not some animal farm with animal being more equal than others.
seun if you wish to follow the advice of detractors and deceivers no problem but dont forget your root, the common man finds solace here on our very own NAIRALAND... wink wink wink wink wink cry wink wink wink wink wink

Nairalandinfo: Will not lie that I don't visit LiB but that should be twice in a year or 2 unlike NL where I visit almost uncountable times in a day alone....

When those hackers stroke last 2-3 months, nigerians never has peace or rest cos NL had become a family/bro/sister in their lives but should anything happen to blogs like BN/LiB, nobody will give a f.uck about them....

Besides a forum is different from a blog and another issue to consider is that Linda has bo_o_bie and can tread on dangerous groundz that Seun & angelz will fear to tread upon

okooloyun1: The day i logged on to LIB her blog took like forever to load and it almost finish d mb on my phone and d only thing i learnt dat day was gossip on celebrities. Seriously, her blog is not adding values to the lives of average Nigerians like Nairaland does.

jaytime: There is no indigenous online community in Naija like Nairaland.