There is a house (Aso rock villa) in Abuja, Nigeria where it's newly appointed occupants get corruped overnight.

..If you put headphones into your nostrils and open your mouth, it forms instant speakers.

..90% people skip the first slice of bread, just because it's ugly.

The longest prison sentence ever given was 384,912 years to a 22 year old postman named Gabrio Grandos for failing to deliver over 72,000 letters.

It has been studied that first born children have higher I.Qs than their yonger siblings.

Farting helps to reduce blood pressure and is good for ur overall health.

Putting sugar on a wound or cut will greatly reduce pain and speed up the healing process.

Real diamonds do not show up in x-rays.

..Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this!

....Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this!

Dancing, drawing, painting, singing, and masturbating can all help combat depression.

.. If you're right handed, you will tend to chew food on your right side. If you're left handed, you will tend to chew food on your left side!

.. Forgiveness actually has health benefits! It can reduce the risk of heart attacks and slow the spread of cancer.

... Textiety is a condition in which an individual feels anxious after not receiving or sending any text messages.

... Lamborghini cars were invented when the Lamborghini tractor company was insulted by the creator of Ferrari.

...Fasting for 16 hours will reset your body's natural sleep/wake cycle and is considered an effective way to overcome jetlag.

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certified kosher.
. Guinness Book of Records holds the
record for being the book most often
stolen from Public Libraries.
. Astronauts are not allowed to eat
beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a space suit
damages them.
. The word "queue" is the only word in
the English language that is still
pronounced the same way when the
last four letters are removed.
. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like
pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
. Of all the words in the English
language, the word ’set’ has the most
definitions!
. What is called a "French kiss" in the
English speaking world is known as an
"English kiss" in France.
. "Almost" is the longest word in the
English language with all the letters in
alphabetical order.
. "Rhythm" is the longest English word
without a vowel.
. In 1386, a pig in France was executed
by public hanging for the murder of a
child
. A cockroach can live several weeks
with its head cut off.
. Human thigh bones are stronger than
concrete.
. You can’t kill yourself by holding your
breath
. There is a city called Rome on every
continent.
. It’s against the law to have a pet dog
in Iceland.
. Your heart beats over 100,000 times
a day.
. Horatio Nelson, one of England’s most
illustrious admirals was throughout his
life, never able to find a cure for his
sea-sickness.
. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is
present at all important meetings of the
University of London
. Right handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than left-handed
people
. Your ribs move about 5 million times a
year, everytime you breathe!
. The elephant is the only mammal that
can’t jump!
. One quarter of the bones in your
body, are in your feet!
. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue
print is different!
. The first known transfusion of blood
was performed as early as 1667, when
Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of
blood from a sheep to a young man[/quote

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did u know?