NASA announced today that its Curiosity
Rover has found an unambiguous message
from God written on tablets in a Martian
cave.
According to an official press release two
giant stone slabs the size of small elephants
were located deep inside a cavern abutting
Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.
Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten
Commandments and the text of John
3:16 written in 12 languages - including
English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and
Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple
message in English reading "I am real."
According to top scientists who have studied
the discovery extensively, these findings
may have definitively established
Christianity as the one true religion.
"This is amazing," says Syms Covington, an
Australian researcher working for NASA's
Mars Exploration Program. "We went into
the cave looking for water, and we found
proof of God's existence instead.
"I mean how else did those tablets get there?
I can tell you one thing: there's not a single
atheist inside NASA's control room now.
What we saw was jaw-dropping."
Genesis 1:1
NASA's Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in
August of last year with a mission to
explore the Martian climate and geology for
signs for habitability.
Thus far the mission has been a success,
with the discovery of an ancient seabed and
chemicals needed for life suggesting that
Mars was once suitable for life.
However the tablets, both of which are
signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh,"
represent the rover's most significant find
to date, and is perhaps the most important
scientific event in history.
"When people find out about this, they will
demand change in our society," explains a
political scientist at Georgetown University.
"Democracy will have to give way to
theocracy. We're gonna have to build more
churches and reintroduce prayer into
schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be
illegal within a few months."
Despite its potential significance, Covington
fears that the Earth-shattering discovery
may not make the impact it should.
"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so
anti-Christian, they might not even pick up
this story," he explains. "But God is real. We
have proof. And everyone deserves to hear
the truth."
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/07/01/nasa-finds-message-from-god-on-mars/

Hnmmmmm

i comment my reserve first

Finally, the atheists can convince themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if they came out with counter explanation. God is more than real, He's Alive!!!

To God be the glory, this is why I pity Nigerian atheists and die-hard sinners- as a Nigerian, you're already suffering and smiling and you still want to suffer in the world beyond, you better give your life to Christ and live a life devoid of sin.

What if this story was true, but the message seemed to name Allah as the one true God.

Lol!
Won't this your God tell us something new? Why quote a Bible we already know?
These guys at NASA keep outdoing themselves. Phew!

Zikdik: Lol!
Won't this your God tell us something new? Why quote a Bible we already know?
These guys at NASA keep outdoing themselves. Phew!

hmmm

what a loving God.

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However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world
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LMFAO.
Old "news"
I'm sure some Domkops will believe this.
OP and all "believers"
Firstly, this news is fake; Daily currant is a satire website-- find out the meaning. Hint: It's making fun of your god.
Secondly, it's old.
The "news" is dated July 2013 and has been posted here many times.
www.nairaland.com/1349007/nasa-finds-message-god-mars
www.nairaland.com/1349985/nasa-found-message-god-written

So God had to travel all the way to Mars to deposit evidence of his existence. He also had to write those messages in Languages spoken on earth. Very funny!!! @OP, can't you identify a hoax when you see one?

Some donkeys believe this already, always looking for opportunity to justify their lies

timilehing: Finally, the atheists can convince themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if they came out with counter explanation. God is more than real, He's Alive!!!

Ebubeslym: what a loving God.

PAPIJAID: To God be the glory, this is why I pity Nigerian atheists and die-hard sinners- as a Nigerian, you're already suffering and smiling and you still want to suffer in the world beyond, you better give your life to Christ and live a life devoid of sin.

You all should be bundle, Chained and thrown into Yabaleft. After you must be given 90 lashes each by the best of Iranians floggers! This is gullible 2.0! Daily currant is actually mocking your god .

PAPIJAID: To God be the glory, this is why I pity Nigerian atheists and die-hard sinners- as a Nigerian, you're already suffering and smiling and you still want to suffer in the world beyond, you better give your life to Christ and live a life devoid of sin.

Suffer suffer for world, enjoy for heaven. Greatest scam ever invented because governments don't consider it crime!!!

timilehing: Finally, the atheists can convince themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if they came out with counter explanation. God is more than real, He's Alive!!!

you big dufus.. there is no such thing ... this is just a hoax to mock christians and as usual y'all bought into it like hungry mongrels

Hard hearted man. Man had to wait until his own made object proved to him the existence of God, before he could believe it. Little wonder why man who short his heart away from his creator still goes ahead to mold his own made object and worship it. We claim to be so wise yet fool ourselves in our wisdom.

voltron:

you big dufus.. there is no such thing ... this is just a hoax to mock christians and as usual y'all bought into it like hungry mongrels

cry a river dude, I've made my point

timilehing: cry a river dude, I've made my point

Which is?

voltron:

Which is?

God exist!!