What are some things films have led us to believe(Especially Hollywood).Here are few i decided to share for laughs.

#1.Large, loft-style apartments in NewYork City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not.

#2.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

#3.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

#4.When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightlybluish.

#5.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

#6. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

#7.It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

#8.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

#9.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

#10.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

#11.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

#12.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

#13.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

#14.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

#15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

Very important bonus
*Actor no dey die

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Nollywood made them every black cat is evil

Witches must be in black and red attires

OP so true and funny
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constance500: Nollywood made them every black cat is evil

Witches must be in black and red attires

witches get dress code for nollywood


but hollywood too no dey try

U are right

The basement is always a scary place

All teenagers are either rude, into tattoos or into drugs and almost all hate their parents or the authority

Everyone in a security agency walks fast while giving a report or getting information

The answer always comes in the nick of time.

Hahahahahahehehehehehohohohohokikikikiki

Stanpeed: OP so true and funny
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shutup

which op funny?

you copy and paste still dey recommend your own thread with your alternative moniker

if I spank you

Andyblaze: Hahahahahahehehehehehohohohohokikikikiki

hw fa na long time

shey u nor wan reply my mail?

Djicemob:

Very important bonus
*Actor no dey die

You can add yours...

@the bolded ,na lie ,nowadays actors d die

Its always raining in every burial scene in movies. like seriously....

Yungwizzzy:

shutup

which op funny?

you copy and paste still dey recommend your own thread with your alternative moniker

if I spank you

Am no troll bro.

let me quickly write somthing

Me i just deh read comment oo! B-)

Some points really got me cracked up.

#15. If you decide to start dancing in the
street, everyone you meet will know all
the steps.

Indians movies to be precise.

U21day: Its always raining in every burial scene in movies. like seriously....

Always

Hahahaha lol @ number 8 -

"#8.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home."

If aliens should invade earth, USA will be their destination.

Csami: If aliens should invade earth, USA will be their destination.

is that really such a far stretch?

Csami: If aliens should invade earth, USA will be their destination.

And most likely already knws how to speak english.