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Typical Nigerian Mentality by youngwarlocks: 9:22pm On Sep 25, 2014
-Every Sunday is RICE
-Every northerner is a MUSLIM
-Every motorcycle is OKADA
-Every oversea based guy is
RICH
-Every detergent is OMO
-Every Chinese knows KARATE
-Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
-Every whiteman is RICH and
CONNECTED
-Every police takes BRIBE
-Every rich muslim is ALHAJI
while the poor ones are
MALLAM
-Every noodle food is INDOMIE
-Every Brazilian is a
FOOTBALLER
-Every igbo likes MONEY
-Every guy on suit is LEARNED
-Every Indian is a WITCH or
WIZARD
-Every kidnappers comes from
ASABA Sh sh sh............. ...............
............... .........STOP LAUGHING
AND ADD YOURS....
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 9:31pm On Sep 25, 2014
anybody from ibadan is a suspect for stealing ; angry angry angry
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by youngwarlocks: 9:36pm On Sep 25, 2014
daresma93: anybody from ibadan is a suspect for stealing ; angry angry angry
so ibadan people dey steal like dat?
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by samyale(m): 9:41pm On Sep 25, 2014
[color=#550000][/color]Every politician is a thief grin
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Donfamous(m): 9:44pm On Sep 25, 2014
youngwarlocks: so ibadan people dey steal like dat?
I hear say them collect degree for d thing
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by youngwarlocks: 9:45pm On Sep 25, 2014
samyale: [color=#550000][/color]Every politician is a thief grin
ur head dey dere!!
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by youngwarlocks: 9:49pm On Sep 25, 2014
every monkeys and bats have EBOLA

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Ezedon(m): 10:04pm On Sep 25, 2014
every comedian is stupid and those that love jokes are more stupid
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by hummerwise(m): 10:40pm On Sep 25, 2014
In Nollywood Movies, Every poor family that suffers from the beginning must surely get Rich at the end of the Movie grin grin grin





Like sey naso e dey be 4 real life undecided undecided

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 7:04pm On Sep 26, 2014
youngwarlocks: so ibadan people dey steal like dat?
you need to hear those ilorin inhabitants when they are talking about ibadan people then you will be understand what am insinuating angry angry
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by MillionDollars: 12:53am On Sep 27, 2014
Every Nairalanders Are Space Keepers!!

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