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Nigerian Mentality by phraoh(m): 12:31pm On Mar 08, 2012
Every sunday = Rice

=:>All northerners are
Muslims

=:>All calabar ladies are
good in bed

=:>Rich hausa men are
Alhaji while
poor ones are Aboki.

=:>All Benue ppl practice
wife-sharing

=>On a date the guy should
always pay the bills

=:>A guy must ask a lady
out

=:>The older child must
marry first

=:>When you travel abroad
you become auto rich

=:>Every noodles na
indomie

=:>Every soup flavour
cube Йą Maggi

=:>No sex on the first date

=:>If u drive a car: u have
money

=:>If u call a girl: u r
interested in her

=:>No calabar girl is a
virgin

=:>Igbo girls like money

=:>Yoruba girls are dirty

=:>Mix maltina and peak
milk= blood tonic

=:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel
Re: Nigerian Mentality by Killz3(m): 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2012
How's this crap romantic?
Re: Nigerian Mentality by MrsChima1(f): 3:45pm On Mar 08, 2012
All Nigerians aren't cut from the same fabric. (Thank Goodness)

Jaybee and Koyoke, although both are old and Nigerian have different viewpoints.
Re: Nigerian Mentality by Acidosis(m): 4:28pm On Mar 08, 2012
Poster, your copy & paste work is 100% correct
Re: Nigerian Mentality by phraoh(m): 4:30pm On Mar 08, 2012
Acidosis:

Poster, your copy & paste work is 100% correct

lol,
Re: Nigerian Mentality by cantell(m): 4:33pm On Mar 08, 2012
phraoh:

Every sunday = Rice
=:>Every noodles na
indomie
=:>Igbo girls like money
=:>Yoruba girls are dirty
=:>Mix maltina and peak
milk= blood tonic
(lwkmd)

=:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel
Lol. Before nko?
Re: Nigerian Mentality by Goldieluks: 4:49pm On Mar 08, 2012
Arguably true.
Re: Nigerian Mentality by MrCork17: 5:01pm On Mar 08, 2012
but is it true that 98.6% of Nigerians have mental health issues?  I read this in  news paper somewhere.  please confirm! undecided

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