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Nigeria Youth: A Concise Manual On How To Get Rich As A Terrorist Or Militant by iyk2iyk2: 3:24pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
CAVEAT: APPLY AT YOUR OWN RISK To get your fair share of Nigeria Oil Largesse, it seems the only way for a Nigeria Youth is violence, banditry and wanton destruction of lives and properties. This manual will give you a Harvard MBA Business plan to a very lucrative venture. VISION: What do you want? A private university. An Oil Bloc. Crude Oil lifting license. Know what you want before you venture. It will be your consolation when innocent blood flow like a river. NOTE: Talk is cheap. Always parrot how you are fighting injustice in your community or defending your faith. It diverts attention from your real goal. MISSION: Your mission if you accept it is to cause MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION. COLLATERAL DAMAGE to ordinary Nigerians. They are always the pawns – highly expendable. USP: Militants blow up pipelines and kidnap oil workers. Boko blow up churches and kidnap women. Develop your Unique Selling Proposition using this simple format. Our USP is to blow up ______ and kidnap ____. OBJECTIVES | STRATEGIES | PLANS: 1. BECOME PUBLIC ENEMY NO 1: In line with your mission. Bomb. Blow up as many ordinary Nigerians going about their daily hustle. Don’t get squeamish here. Their blood will give you your own oil well with a possible future $500million payout. Ask D. 2. RECRUIT SCUMS OF SOCIETY (FANATICS, ARMED ROBBERS, and KIDNAPPERS): Who else will join you to bomb innocent civilians? Kill. Rape women. And commit all unmentionables but these special forces of evil. 3. GET A CRIMINAL POLITICAL GOD-FATHER: Don’t be partisan – leave it to ordinary Nigerians. His job is to romance the police. Compromise the Army. Hire e-warriors. Claim your atrocities are youth restiveness & marginalization. Shout Genocide anytime Nigeria Army is about to decimate your ranks. Above all, he will source weapons from SA, Chad or Libyan but safest Nigeria Army. 4. EMPLOY A DISGRACED CRIMINAL EX SERVICEMAN: To train your men and give them a semblance of organization. |
Re: Nigeria Youth: A Concise Manual On How To Get Rich As A Terrorist Or Militant by yuncka: 4:37pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
5. Get a blogger/journalist to write for you, a camera man and graphic artist to prepare your videos for uploading. 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Youth: A Concise Manual On How To Get Rich As A Terrorist Or Militant by pesty100(m): 5:53pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
Op forgot about collecting amnesty money |
Re: Nigeria Youth: A Concise Manual On How To Get Rich As A Terrorist Or Militant by iyk2iyk2: 8:33pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
yuncka: 5. Get a blogger/journalist to write for you, a camera man and graphic artist to prepare your videos for uploading. How did I forget that. Thanks 1 Like |
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