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If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by zoomzu(f): 10:47am On Nov 07, 2008 |
If USA was Nigeria, today's papers Headlines would read something's like: · Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine) · Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper) · 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper) · McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper) · Elections rigged (Guardian Newspaper) · No evidence of manipulation (NTA News) · The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line) · There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news) · Election results for Arizona,Florida,New York awaited (Channels News) · Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune Newspaper) · McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT News) · I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News) · Ballot Papers and Electoral Officials Kidnapped at Chicago (ThisDay Newspaper · Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injuried at New Jersey Polling Booth )(Daily Mirror) · Obama: 'I will soon roll out timetable for Royal Blessings'(PM News) · Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phonix, handwork of 'Obama Boys' (Ogtv News) · Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee.(Newswatch Magazine) · $900Billion for Feeding Allowances for Obama's Daugther(Presidential Spokeperson) Laugh it off! A bi I dey lai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by DisGuy: 11:08am On Nov 07, 2008 |
Obama is a small boy, McCain tells Elder Which election? you call that an election?-McCain Civil right Veterans Congratulates Obama, relocates HQ to Washington This is a charade!!! No allowance for election monitors-NGO Electronic votes cancelled!-No gas for power station |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 4:59am On Nov 08, 2008 |
"blood will flow" Mccain threatens |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Nobody: 1:47pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
this is a do or die election, mCcain. |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by ikeyman00(m): 2:14pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
no goin back-obj we will not be intimidated-obj atiku cavanass for support the north spit fire emir warn on recount ha |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by SisiJinx: 3:22pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
Excuse me but I see nothing about JUJU! Oh come on guys! Why do you gotta demean Juju like this? Please rectify the sitch and give Juju the props it duly deserves! |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by diggler(m): 5:59pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
ROFLMBO It is not yet Uhuru for Obama Party Stalwarts pay courtesy call on Obama |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by DavidDylan(m): 6:03pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
Chicago youths demand federal presence in Illinois Review revenue allocation formular; Governors tell Obama |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Nobody: 7:10pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
ROTFLMYO It is not over, we will get judgement at the appeal court- McCain. |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 8:34pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
democracy has been murdered on the alter of centralism- Soyinka Our leaders are just hell's subordinates- Bakare |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by diggler(m): 9:07pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
MENA (movement for emancipation of Native Americans) kidnaps texas oil workers Palin lobbies for cabinet post in Obama Government Top GOP Stalwarts decamp to |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by blacksta(m): 11:50pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
" God has ordained me for this presido Post - Mccain" " I will die for the people of OHio Mccain" " You are to old to rule Obama" " Only God can remove me - Mccain " " See you in Court - Mccain" |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Morenike3(f): 11:53pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
Obama used Juju to get Fl's vote - McCain The cause of my skin cancer, as my Pastor told me, was Obama- McCain 2 Likes |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Eziachi: 12:40am On Nov 09, 2008 |
* I will never hand over to Obama- President Bush * Republican governors decamped to Democratic party * Obama planning for his next brand new wife * Michelle Obama kept in Chicago to make way for a new bleached face ashawo new wife * Howard Dean scheming to become a minister * Obama's sister penciled down as a minister * Obama's brother in law the new chief of staff * Ticket for Obama's grandmother funeral now on sale * One week public holiday in Hawai in honor of Obama's grand mother * Her funeral will be a state burial, televised live, attended by who is who of the society. * John McCain and his lawyers sounding the war cry from Taxes |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by SeanT21(f): 1:09am On Nov 09, 2008 |
LMAO!! Nigerian Officials are something else!! |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 1:24am On Nov 09, 2008 |
its the south south's turn- Mccain |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by 4Play(m): 1:35am On Nov 09, 2008 |
*Federal Court of Appeal Nullifies Election Results *I Have A Mandate From God,says Obama *The American People Are Demanding That I Carry On For 4 More Years,says Bush *Obama Wins Illinois With 99.7% Of Votes *Bailout Money Gone Missing!! *Palin Offered Ambassadorship To Russia *Joe The Plumber Has Been Arrested *McCain Challenges Everyone To a Wrestling Match Following Rumors of His Failing Health |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 2:03am On Nov 09, 2008 |
Mccain lies about age. Birth certificate declares him a decade older |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by bawomolo(m): 2:28am On Nov 09, 2008 |
ballot boxes recovered in jesse jackson's house obama pays visit to chief david ayers house |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by DavidDylan(m): 2:48am On Nov 09, 2008 |
McCain, Nader, others head to court - Vanguard Probe North Carolina polls, Oba urges Bush - Daily Mirror Reps query FG over $30bn election fund - Sunday Times Poll workers threaten strike - Sunday Tribune Thousands flee as thugs take over INEC HQ - The Patriot Bush cancels polls, inaugurates probe panel - The patriot |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 3:49am On Nov 09, 2008 |
Obama bribed me- Powell |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by omoge(f): 3:59am On Nov 09, 2008 |
150,000 disappeared from party money Newswatch Michelle gone oversea for shopping Sun News 1 Like |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 4:26am On Nov 09, 2008 |
Obama failed WAEC, UME. College degree forged- Mccain A piece of paper doesn't make you a good president- Obama |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by chessguru(m): 11:40am On Nov 09, 2008 |
@post even worse headlines---------nice thought!! |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by tng(f): 12:44pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
ROTFLMAO. Keep it coming guys. |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Pennywise(m): 1:19pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Fake ballot papers recovered in Ohio, USA today Polling booth attacked by MCain supporters-3 dead 12 injured, Sacramento herald Campaign posters with concealed locally made pistols recovered from Obama supporters, Washington Post Opinion leaders request election re-run, New York times First ladies meet ahead of a 3-week seminar in London, L.A times |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by goodass(m): 2:30pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
obama visits Ota 2day - The Punch INEC nullifies electionmass irregularities mar polls-Iwu - PM News Northern elders pay obama courtesy visit - Daily Mirror Obama aides attacked - This day Form a govt of Natnal Unity APGA tells obama - Sun Democracy at last! declares AC - Tribune Immortalize Obama's granny OPC clamours - The Nation |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Pennywise(m): 4:27pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
We have to be fair to Nigerian journalism.The quality of a nation's media can only be as good as the political elite it seeks to serve. Not better. Northern GOP big wigs meet in detroit-Declare result null and void----Washington post Missing ballot boxes traced to Warren Buffet----CNN breaking news |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by omoge(f): 6:37pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
ex naval officer McCain slap Palin for not following the scripts --Punch |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Pataki: 6:49pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Obama appoints Pataki for Ministerial Duties-------------Concord Newspaper. |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Pataki: 6:52pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Independents Call for a Sovereign National Conference----------Punch Newspaper. |
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by annyplenty(m): 7:51pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
No election took place in my polling unit --------- senate president the senate president will be punished for this anti-party statement, part chairman this is a selection and not an election , CNPP 12 is not a two-third of 19, so simple majority will be used , attorney general |
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