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If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by zoomzu(f): 10:47am On Nov 07, 2008
If USA was Nigeria, today's papers Headlines would read something's
like:

· Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine)

· Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper)

· 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper)

· McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper)

· Elections rigged (Guardian Newspaper)

· No evidence of manipulation (NTA News)

· The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)

· There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news)

· Election results for Arizona,Florida,New York awaited (Channels News)

· Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico
(Tribune Newspaper)

· McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT News)

· I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News)

· Ballot Papers and Electoral Officials Kidnapped at Chicago (ThisDay
Newspaper


· Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injuried at New Jersey Polling Booth )(Daily
Mirror)


· Obama: 'I will soon roll out timetable for Royal
Blessings'(PM News)

· Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phonix, handwork of 'Obama
Boys' (Ogtv News)

· Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee.(Newswatch
Magazine)

· $900Billion for Feeding Allowances for Obama's
Daugther(Presidential Spokeperson)


Laugh it off! A bi I dey lai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by DisGuy: 11:08am On Nov 07, 2008
Obama is a small boy, McCain tells Elder

Which election? you call that an election?-McCain

Civil right Veterans Congratulates Obama, relocates HQ to Washington

This is a charade!!! No allowance for election monitors-NGO

Electronic votes cancelled!-No gas for power station grin
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 4:59am On Nov 08, 2008
"blood will flow" Mccain threatens
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Nobody: 1:47pm On Nov 08, 2008
this is a do or die election, mCcain.
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by ikeyman00(m): 2:14pm On Nov 08, 2008
no goin back-obj

we will not be intimidated-obj

atiku cavanass for support

the north spit fire

emir warn on recount ha
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by SisiJinx: 3:22pm On Nov 08, 2008
Excuse me but I see nothing about JUJU!

Oh come on guys! Why do you gotta demean Juju like this? angry

Please rectify the sitch and give Juju the props it duly deserves!
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by diggler(m): 5:59pm On Nov 08, 2008
ROFLMBO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

It is not yet Uhuru for Obama

Party Stalwarts pay courtesy call on Obama
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by DavidDylan(m): 6:03pm On Nov 08, 2008
Chicago youths demand federal presence in Illinois

Review revenue allocation formular; Governors tell Obama
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Nobody: 7:10pm On Nov 08, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin ROTFLMYO

It is not over, we will get judgement at the appeal court- McCain.
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 8:34pm On Nov 08, 2008
democracy has been murdered on the alter of centralism- Soyinka

Our leaders are just hell's subordinates- Bakare
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by diggler(m): 9:07pm On Nov 08, 2008
MENA (movement for emancipation of Native Americans) kidnaps texas oil workers

Palin lobbies for cabinet post in Obama Government

Top GOP Stalwarts decamp to PDP Democratic party
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by blacksta(m): 11:50pm On Nov 08, 2008
" God has ordained me for this presido Post - Mccain"
" I will die for the people of OHio Mccain"
" You are to old to rule Obama"
" Only God can remove me - Mccain "
" See you in Court - Mccain"
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Morenike3(f): 11:53pm On Nov 08, 2008
Obama used Juju to get Fl's vote - McCain

The cause of my skin cancer, as my Pastor told me, was Obama- McCain

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Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Eziachi: 12:40am On Nov 09, 2008
* I will never hand over to Obama- President Bush
* Republican governors decamped to Democratic party
* Obama planning for his next brand new wife
* Michelle Obama kept in Chicago to make way for a new bleached face ashawo new wife
* Howard Dean scheming to become a minister
* Obama's sister penciled down as a minister
* Obama's brother in law the new chief of staff
* Ticket for Obama's grandmother funeral now on sale
* One week public holiday in Hawai in honor of Obama's grand mother
* Her funeral will be a state burial, televised live, attended by who is who of the society.
* John McCain and his lawyers sounding the war cry from Taxes
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by SeanT21(f): 1:09am On Nov 09, 2008
LMAO!!

Nigerian Officials are something else!!
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 1:24am On Nov 09, 2008
its the south south's turn- Mccain
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by 4Play(m): 1:35am On Nov 09, 2008
*Federal Court of Appeal Nullifies Election Results
*I Have A Mandate From God,says Obama
*The American People Are Demanding That I Carry On For 4 More Years,says Bush
*Obama Wins Illinois With 99.7% Of Votes
*Bailout Money Gone Missing!!
*Palin Offered Ambassadorship To Russia
*Joe The Plumber Has Been Arrested
*McCain Challenges Everyone To a Wrestling Match Following Rumors of His Failing Health
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 2:03am On Nov 09, 2008
Mccain lies about age. Birth certificate declares him a decade older
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by bawomolo(m): 2:28am On Nov 09, 2008
ballot boxes recovered in jesse jackson's house

obama pays visit to chief david ayers house
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by DavidDylan(m): 2:48am On Nov 09, 2008
McCain, Nader, others head to court - Vanguard
Probe North Carolina polls, Oba urges Bush - Daily Mirror
Reps query FG over $30bn election fund - Sunday Times
Poll workers threaten strike - Sunday Tribune
Thousands flee as thugs take over INEC HQ - The Patriot
Bush cancels polls, inaugurates probe panel - The patriot
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 3:49am On Nov 09, 2008
Obama bribed me- Powell
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by omoge(f): 3:59am On Nov 09, 2008
150,000 disappeared from party money Newswatch

Michelle gone oversea for shopping Sun News

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Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 4:26am On Nov 09, 2008
Obama failed WAEC, UME. College degree forged- Mccain

A piece of paper doesn't make you a good president- Obama
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by chessguru(m): 11:40am On Nov 09, 2008
@post

even worse headlines---------nice thought!!
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by tng(f): 12:44pm On Nov 09, 2008

ballot boxes recovered in jesse jackson's house

obama pays visit to chief david ayers house


ROTFLMAO.

Keep it coming guys.
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Pennywise(m): 1:19pm On Nov 09, 2008
Fake ballot papers recovered in Ohio, USA today
Polling booth attacked by MCain supporters-3 dead 12 injured, Sacramento herald
Campaign posters with concealed locally made pistols recovered from Obama supporters, Washington Post
Opinion leaders request election re-run, New York times
First ladies meet ahead of a 3-week seminar in London, L.A times
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by goodass(m): 2:30pm On Nov 09, 2008
obama visits Ota 2day - The Punch

INEC nullifies electionmass irregularities mar polls-Iwu - PM News

Northern elders pay obama courtesy visit - Daily Mirror

Obama aides attacked - This day

Form a govt of Natnal Unity APGA tells obama - Sun

Democracy at last! declares AC - Tribune

Immortalize Obama's granny OPC clamours - The Nation
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Pennywise(m): 4:27pm On Nov 09, 2008
We have to be fair to Nigerian journalism.The quality of a nation's media can only be as good as the political elite it seeks to serve. Not better.

Northern GOP big wigs meet in detroit-Declare result null and void----Washington post
Missing ballot boxes traced to Warren Buffet----CNN breaking news
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by omoge(f): 6:37pm On Nov 09, 2008
ex naval officer McCain slap Palin for not following the scripts --Punch
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Pataki: 6:49pm On Nov 09, 2008
Obama appoints Pataki for Ministerial Duties-------------Concord Newspaper. grin cheesy grin
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Pataki: 6:52pm On Nov 09, 2008
Independents Call for a Sovereign National Conference----------Punch Newspaper.
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by annyplenty(m): 7:51pm On Nov 09, 2008
No election took place in my polling unit --------- senate president

the senate president will be punished for this anti-party statement, part chairman

this is a selection and not an election , CNPP

12 is not a two-third of 19, so simple majority will be used , attorney general

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