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Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Muza(m): 1:50pm On Dec 02, 2008
@poster,this ingenious.

Nancy peloci in $600m renovation scandal - Dailytrust

Gov Shwazeneger weds Obama's daughter - Guardian

Power probe committee to invite bush - thenation

Mc cain floods tribunal with 15 bag of exhibits - leadership

Mc cain insists on fresh polls - champion

Condoleza,Chenny,Powell make ambassadorial list - thisday

Obama receives kidney transplant - saharareporters grin

Palin lobbies to make cabinet - news

Revealed: Bush has 200m shares in GM - vanguard
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by romeo(m): 8:58pm On Dec 02, 2008
20 prayer warriors in Aso Rock for spiritual cleansing - Leadership
Drama in Aso Rock as broom turned to cat - Vanguard
Obama orders probe of 8 ministers immediately - Tribune
Her excellency Michelle Obama was paid a courtesy call by all the state first ladies today - Sun News
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Muza(m): 9:10pm On Dec 02, 2008
Michelle Obama get Doctorate degree - dailytrust

Defence ministry in $100m scandal - tribune

American airline crashes in califonia - punch
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by ow11(m): 2:51pm On Dec 06, 2008
Appeal court upholds election results ---- McCain vows to continue fighting . . . The Sun
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Ibime(m): 3:20pm On Dec 06, 2008
Hehehehe. . . . . this is the funniest thread on Nairaland.


Chicago Godfathers jostle for cabinet positions for their surrogates - Punch

Obama calls off investigation of 1 million acres of land sold to Bush and Cheney in Washington - Tell

"We no go gree!" : Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Alaska calls for Secession - Newswatch

Dele-Giwa's wife alleges that Obama involved in plot to assasinate her husband - The Guardian
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by ow11(m): 8:35pm On Dec 06, 2008
MAYHEM in Birmingham! . . . MASSA members protest turn nasty (PM News)

Bribery scandal rocks congress  . . . CEO of Chryslar fingered in $20m scandal (Vanguard)

Why Obama appointed Hillary . . . excerpts from the secret meeting (saharareporters.com) cheesy grin
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by slimes(m): 9:58pm On Sep 30, 2009
Rigging looms amidst declaration of free and fair elections by FG-AIT
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 12:18am On Oct 01, 2009
800,000 students to protest nude in Washington Friday. Arewa
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by bjmighty(m): 3:43am On Nov 15, 2009
This is making me laff out my ass, i must add my own too

Dare-devil armed robber strike 24hours to election, rape 6 lunatic women and kill 3 goat, Daily Sun
Yeeeeppaaa! Obasanjo fe pami oooo, Tinubu pariwo , Magasinni Alaaroye
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Sammy107d(m): 3:57am On Nov 15, 2009
Biden- We are looking for gas to meet 6000mw target.
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Witi(m): 9:23am On Nov 15, 2009
grin grin grin Funny! funny!! funny!!! thread one of the best for this year.
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by chic2pimp(m): 3:43am On Oct 27, 2010
Laff Wan Kill Me Die ooooooooooo chei. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by ITbomb(m): 7:31am On Oct 27, 2010
USA will disintegrate in 2015- Nigerian report
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by idupaul: 7:42am On Oct 27, 2010
I dont have any GodFather. . Obama
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Ossaifamous(m): 8:00am On Oct 27, 2010
pastor Terry ray to mcCain "U are not God's will for America"
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Ossaifamous(m): 8:04am On Oct 27, 2010
MEBA (Movement for emancipation of black America) blow up Texas, channels
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Ossaifamous(m): 8:11am On Oct 27, 2010
Obama reshuffles Cabinet as Hilary clinton get moves to minister for special duties, full list inside
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Ossaifamous(m): 8:23am On Oct 27, 2010
pete wentz replys aerosmith "we are the modern king of rock n roll'

Michael jackson to open the campaign ground for obama

Landon danovan writes NECO.SSCE

TOFEL exam paper links out see question paper inside,

Pregnant Sarah Paulin's teenage daughter speaks out "I am responsible "
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by ITbomb(m): 8:28am On Oct 27, 2010
National guard intercept 7 containers of missile launchers-herald
rider-any media house that report this will be dealt with-guard commander
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Okijajuju1(m): 8:32am On Oct 27, 2010
Blacks, mexicans and asians demand zoning for 2012 elections - Washington Post!!

Barrack Obamas declares intention to contest the 2012 elections on tweeter - New York Times!!
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Ovularia: 12:19pm On Oct 27, 2010
Obama to be crowned Ashiwaju of Washington DC today! - Tribune

Obama doesn't have to be citizen to be US president, says AGF Michael Aondokaa - ThisDay

"Elder statesmen" and "party stakeholders" converge on Chicago for inauguration - Punch
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by OmoTier1(m): 12:28pm On Oct 27, 2010
GOP to field only FBI screened candidates , GOP Chairman  , you are on your own says GOP , (Vanguard)

BOMBSHELL!!!, Arizona warlord promised 5 oil wells to ring Election , ,GOP scribe: "we are not aware" , (The sun )

VOTING FRAUD!, Voters machine found in Pelosi's house, GOP scribe, it is a figment of their imagination, Democrat scribe , (Tribune)

BREAKING NEWS! , triumph sighted at reids house, white house keeps silent. Aides says it was only normal visit, , (Businessday)
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by idupaul: 12:41pm On Oct 27, 2010
Obama says no sacred cows, demands evidence frm citizens inorder to prosecute gw bush, LA mailer
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by idupaul: 12:46pm On Oct 27, 2010
Mccain dares bill clinton to walk in Arizona without security details. Jesse Jackson spills beans says Martin Luther King Died of pneumonia.
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Bawss1(m): 1:05pm On Oct 27, 2010
I did not exonerate MEBA ( Movement for Emancipation of Black Americans) from Washington Bombing - Obama ( Tell Magazine)

Ben Barnanke Can Remove Bank CEOs Says Court (Thisday Newspaper)

Don King named in FIFA World Cup Voting Scandal (PM News)
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by ITbomb(m): 1:21pm On Oct 27, 2010
I must go back to white house 2012- jimmy carter
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Muza(m): 8:48pm On Oct 27, 2010
Security for my visit to Chicago was too tight - Obama
"You need to see the way they frustrated my cousin who was trying to get close to me,they nearly broke his hand,i felt pity for the poor man"
Lol


Michele Obama distributes 2million bacgs of rice , Guardian

Michele Obama closes down washignton during launch of pet project , Sun

Michele Obama scolds Texas Gov in public , Herald

Obama is ready to pay any price - Obama campaign DG , Sun

I was brutalized for turning in front of Colin powels house - Victim
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Mobsync(m): 3:52pm On Jan 18, 2011
McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT News)
wEtin happen?
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Chrisbenogor(m): 4:15pm On Jan 18, 2011
Chinese made DDC Machines refuse finger prints, GW Bush affected - USA today
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by LoveKing(m): 4:24pm On Jan 18, 2011
grin grin grin
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by bkbabe97y(m): 4:34pm On Jan 18, 2011
Ibos threaten secession if tribesman does not ascend White House throne in 2015----Usa Today


"We own 35-99.7% of New York City, Chicago, Houston and L.A"; say Ibos----- New York Post


Ibo Drug Dealer arrested in Chicago: "Blame Yorubas for my Predicament"----- Chicago Tribune


"Most Beautiful women in the United States are Ibos" says Andre Uweh a.k.a Abadaba (and 29 other online i.d's)---- Washington Post


"We are the richest, we have the lowest unemployment/highest GDP in the nation"; says Ibo Group----- Boston Herald


"We are marginalized, we are the Poorest, we have the highest unemployment/lowest GDP in the nation" says Ibo group---- Boston Post


"Without us the United States is finished"---- head of Ibo group (Huttington Post)
Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by Chrisbenogor(m): 4:36pm On Jan 18, 2011
bk.babe97y:

Ibos threaten secession if tribesman does not ascend White House throne in 2015----Usa Today


"We own 35-99.7% of New York City, Chicago, Houston and L.A"; say Ibos----- New York Post


Ibo Drug Dealer arrested in Chicago: "Blame Yorubas for my Predicament"----- Chicago Tribune


"Most Beautiful women in the United States are Ibos" says Andre Uweh a.k.a Abadaba (and 29 other online i.d's)---- Washington Post


"We are the richest, we have the lowest unemployment/highest GDP in the nation"; says Ibo Group----- Boston Herald


"We are marginalized, we are the Poorest, we have the highest unemployment/lowest GDP in the nation" says Ibo group---- Boston Post


"Without us the United States is finished"---- head of Ibo group (Huttington Post)
Do you mind? we are tryina have fun here take the ethnic bigotry far!

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