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Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by soccerchic(f): 12:41am On Jul 31, 2006 |
HEY LADIES, don't u just HATe it when SOME men use stupid pickup lines just so that they can talk to you, HMMMM i HATE that, and here are some examples of subtle ways to turn "unwanted advances" down. what are ur favourite examples of subtle ways to turn 'annoying men' down. Please share abeg HEY FELLOWS, before u say anything ( which am sure some of u are dying to), I wanna know if u have used any of those pickup lines and if so, did it WORK FOR U? PLEASE NOTE: THESE GOES OUT TO THE LADIES IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and guys who may appreciate good humor). HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams. arsenal 4 life baby 1 Like |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Raymand(m): 1:01am On Jul 31, 2006 |
I've actually seen this JOKE before, nice |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by soccerchic(f): 1:09am On Jul 31, 2006 |
THANKS RAY SO have u ever used any of these lines ( just curious) hehe |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by eveseh(f): 1:15am On Jul 31, 2006 |
good 4 u |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by soccerchic(f): 1:27am On Jul 31, 2006 |
good 4 u? nice one |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by eveseh(f): 1:29am On Jul 31, 2006 |
yea good for u get it now? guess so |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by soccerchic(f): 1:31am On Jul 31, 2006 |
lol, yea, now i do |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by kiki(f): 2:08am On Jul 31, 2006 |
Lol |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by diddy4(m): 2:19am On Jul 31, 2006 |
smart guys also have nice comeback lines. |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by beyunce(f): 5:37pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
some of the lines sound so childlish. Thank God its a joke |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Viper(m): 6:01pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
soccerchic: you call this subtle way? be careful, cuz u might get a serious head-butt for that |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by luvlymoi(f): 6:29pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
hahahahaha, nice. |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by iice(f): 6:31pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
Read it somewhere 2, funny Here's one my friend tried on a chic at the club He: Does it hurt? She: (if she answers what?) He: Your feet coz you've been running thru my brain This is what the girl actually said He: Does it hurt? She: Yeah when i fell from Heaven I laughed my butt off eh |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by eveseh(f): 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
soccerchic: GOOD good |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by naijadiva2(f): 7:44pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: I would go to the end of the world for you Woman: But would you stay there? |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Efani(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
thats funny |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by desiree(f): 8:20pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
hilarious!!! It is even funnier that some guys actually use those lines. |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Efani(m): 8:23pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
i've made a couple work |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by naijadiva2(f): 8:29pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
really |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by desiree(f): 8:34pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
I bet they would only work on a very drunk girl |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Efani(m): 8:36pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
no, a blond finea$$ white gurl sitting next to me in class |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by desiree(f): 8:39pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
HAH!!! You said it all, she is blond |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Efani(m): 8:43pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
oh but she was fine and ranked 5th in our class rank so she was smart as hell too |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by desiree(f): 8:46pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
Good on you, then ***Me thinks she not a real blond*** |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by naijadiva2(f): 8:59pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
doesn't mean she was smart. in my class i ranked 3 and i had a "C". the rest of the class had "D's" and "E's" |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by luvu567(f): 10:10pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
its funny that some guys still use some of those wack pickup lines |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Efani(m): 11:03pm On Aug 01, 2006 |
i KNO she's smart |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by twinkey: 12:38am On Aug 02, 2006 |
i just tell them i'm gay. |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by debosky(m): 12:43am On Aug 02, 2006 |
now that aint subtle in the least |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by iice(f): 10:34am On Aug 02, 2006 |
Hmmmm what about u r alrdy in love but he has not arrived lol but definitely know him when he arrives and its not U lol |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Coco29(f): 7:24pm On Aug 02, 2006 |
forget all that i just walk away yep walk away |
Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by debosky(m): 8:09pm On Aug 02, 2006 |
'i only work with heavy duty instruments, but it seems all you have is a lil screwdriver' |
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