I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''...

.....you be real MuMu
Even ur own maga get NAFDAC number sef

Singing...
All my life, I v been searching...
For the most s tupid boy in Nija, Op, there you are.
All my life, I v been searching...
For the most f oolish boy on Nairaland,
All my life.
Last Bullet
Op, you are sick!
Don't tell me this ya fallacious thread is true.
If yes, you should be sent back to ya village.
You be real mumu!
Which brain you dey use? Fish brain or Cockroach own?
What the f uck?
You are trying to just impress a girl when she said she's ok.
You can't forcefully impress a girl. Especially online one. #Upgrade
O gò ju irun òbò lo!
O gò ju jé n wolé bá e sùn lo!

This op dey play jawe. Op tells us u formed d story.

Ĩ ĤÁVĔ ŔĔÁĎ ŤĤĨŚ ŐŃ ŦÁČĔßŐŐĶ

Watching :PWatching :p:p

u only have to jazz me into believing this piece of shit u called a post

Nice try .

Op if I believe you,Make I run naked for idumota market

OP don dey learn work for dem andyblaze and smallpenis hand

this should be posted in jokes section

Mr OP...Ur nu name is JONZING RICHARD