1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45
mins hours)with huge amount of money he has brought in
for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue
behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of
money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God
why do bad things happen to good people.they start begging
him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to me. :’(

2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common
pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u
borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them,
At a bank in ‪#‎Nigeria‬,once someone tells u "can I have ur
pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen.

3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the
bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all
they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i
am @ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur
back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion (na me
dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah)

4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the
first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the
bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the
cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5
mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey
dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil) ....
thats my team

5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a
problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing their
belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine keeps
shooting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank
Unclad,he go allow u in.

6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for
africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb
questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and
taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na
gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting
in this scenario.

7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no
dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for
today's date,even after telling them the correct date, they will
ask someone else again. I tire for these people.


You can add up Yours!!

hehehehe . I represent the "i dey your back team"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpcPmLmiLKM

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Lazbili:
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Haha Oga You're Welcome To Nairaland. This Place Rocks Lyk Madt!

YoungDaNaval:
Haha Oga You're Welcome To Nairaland. This Place Rocks Lyk Madt!

Been around for sometime!
Just chatting with my maga..