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Six Type Of People U Meet In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 6:19pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the
bank, common pen they won't have. These pple
are very dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u
may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in
Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I have ur
pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u will see
that pen (except if u're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey
enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your
back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I
dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was
here b4 u blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't
obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in,
they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks
them 2sit down & within 5 mins they've completed
there transactions while u still dey there looking
like mumu 4queue.
(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple will
always av a problem with d bank door, then u see
them removing their belts, car keys, mobile
phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "pls
go back" My bros next time come 2 bank naked!
Biko, he go allow u in... # LOLZ!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na JAMB questions, u c dem canceling,
tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write
common 3780 Naira in words
na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario.......CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date,
even after telling them d correct date,they will ask
some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo. Be
sincere, which one do u belong?
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