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| She Said No by amao(m): 11:02pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
My Galfriend told me late last month that it's over between us, I thought about it and I found out that life without her is meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my mouka foam, I didn't die, I went to an express road & looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me. I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concortion.... So, I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to me. I'm really upset right now. My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk. Will it work? Advice me please. I'm waiting for your advice... |
| Re: She Said No by philtrum(m): 11:04pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Are you sure.....you want to die...  ? |
| Re: She Said No by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Please go to mount everest And jump down This will help.  1 Like |
| Re: She Said No by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
U r still gonna die. Jst check ur insulin n cholestrol level then intensify al u've bn eating. Bfr u know it,u don kpai |
| Re: She Said No by kika23(f): 4:19pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
This is one funny thread.... |
| Re: She Said No by Nobody: 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
ok...try Bread and close up. If it doesnt work, try Cold Eba with fried egg. If any of these two doesnt work, my friend, go and build a base camp in sambisa forest |
| Re: She Said No by luvly101: 8:39pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
I recommend you RENDANG and NASI GORENG.  |
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