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She Said No by amao(m): 11:02pm On Oct 08, 2014
My Galfriend told me late last month that it's
over between us, I thought about it and I found out that life without her is
meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself.
I jumped from my reading table to my mouka
foam, I didn't die, I went to an express road &
looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me. I drank 4
bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of
mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell!
I proceeded to another level of concortion.... So, I prepared gizzard and kidney
sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I
ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now
cause I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but
nothing still happened to me.
I'm really upset right now.
My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain
and chicken with fresh milk. Will it work?
Advice me please.
I'm waiting for your advice...
Re: She Said No by philtrum(m): 11:04pm On Oct 08, 2014
Are you sure.....you want to die...?
Re: She Said No by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 08, 2014
Please go to mount everest
And jump down
This will help. angry

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Re: She Said No by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
U r still gonna die. Jst check ur insulin n cholestrol level then intensify al u've bn eating.

Bfr u know it,u don kpai
Re: She Said No by kika23(f): 4:19pm On Oct 09, 2014
This is one funny thread....
Re: She Said No by Nobody: 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2014
ok...try Bread and close up. If it doesnt work, try Cold Eba with fried egg. If any of these two doesnt work, my friend, go and build a base camp in sambisa forest
Re: She Said No by luvly101: 8:39pm On Oct 09, 2014
I recommend you RENDANG and NASI GORENG. cool

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