Sorry but i don't know where to post this topic. I need advice on this, since i came abroad my mess(fart) na die.
I need help on what to do. This is winter period but i can't help it as my window is always open for ventilation.
At the same time cold d hammer me. Am having a feeling this abroad is not good for my system.

the only remedy is if you commit suicide and stop being a nuisance to the environment

your inside is clearly rotten and decayed

the stench and oozes would definitely not be good for the world so think about what i said above

Hehehe,dude has been feeding on McDs and Baked Beans!


Ok,what have u been eating?

MrCrackles:

the only remedy is if you commit suicide and stop being a nuisance to the environment

your inside is clearly rotten and decayed

the stench and oozes would definitely not be good for the world so think about what i said above

LMAO!

nana:

LMAO!

Nana wa gwan blad?!

How ur side?

This topic aint romantic. It should be under the health section.

health section dude

MrCrackles:

Nana wa gwan blad?!

How ur side?

Me aight Bruv!

Mc D never, infact i eat what every niaja guy eat in the western world, pounded, rice, cemolina, planti and others. For more than 2 years now i have never eaten beans infact i don't remember beans at all still but am contributing to climate change more than china. Am not happy at all.
I need your assistance.

Shame on you for being a nuisance.
Go to Health section and you re here messing around , shame,shame,shame on you!!!!!!!

doncaster:

Mc D never, infact i eat what every niaja guy eat in the western world, pounded, rice, cemolina, planti and others. For more than 2 years now i have never eaten beans infact i don't remember beans at all still but am contributing to climate change more than china. Am not happy at all.
I need your assistance.

Make urself some vegetable soup. Ur digestive system needs to be flushed or take some green tea.

igwe 1:

Shame on you for being a nuisance.
Go to Health section and you re here messing around , shame,shame,shame on you!!!!!!!

igwe 1:

Shame on you for being a nuisance.
Go to Health section and you re here messing around , shame,shame,shame on you!!!!!!!

Are u ok? somebody needs help and u are here shouting shame shame, u no get shame?
Igwe1 my ugly mess.

nana:

Make yourself some vegetable soup. Ur digestive system needs to be flushed or take some green tea.

nana d smile on ur face fit cure this ma fartomism. u fit help
make a suggestion of the veg(spinach, ugu, uha, ewedu, abi ukazi) where can i buy the green tea abeg?
I fit send money make u buy for me?

doncaster:

Are u ok? somebody needs help and u are here shouting shame shame, u no get shame?
Igwe1 my ugly mess.

nana d smile on ur face fit cure this ma fartomism. u fit help?

Ah! Allow that bruv! My smile no fit deliver u from farting o. Go and each some nice spinach or gbure

I hate it when someone can't use his/her brain. if you have case related to this section no problem but for this bros you got me irritated.
please carry your wahala go where you can find a solution.
I sincerely believe you still have some respect left in you.
if you wish it as joke not here either.

nana:

Ah! Allow that bruv! My smile no fit deliver u from farting o. Go and each some nice spinach or gbure  

dang ur yoruba is off the da tits manna!

last time i heard this, it was my nan talking to my mama on d fone

_{looking sleek in da new pix by d way}

Which one be gberu again? where dem dey sell am abeg.

igwe 1:

I hate it when someone can't use his/her brain. if you have case related to this section no problem but for this bros you got me irritated.
please carry your wahala go where you can find a solution.
I sincerely believe you still have some respect left in you.
if you wish it as joke not here either.

which day dem give u [b]murder[/b]ator oloshi.
Nana no mind am as u dey profer solution.

doncaster:

Which one be gberu again? where them dey sell am abeg.
which day them give u murder[/b]ator [b]oloshi.
Nana no mind am as u dey profer solution.

i can see your intention here.

MrCrackles:

dang ur yoruba is off the da tits manna!

last time i heard this, it was my nan talking to my mama on d phone

_{looking sleek in da new pix by d way}

Lol, Thanks!

doncaster:

Which one be gberu again? where them dey sell am abeg.
which day them give u murder[/b]ator oloshi.
Nana no mind am as u dey profer solution.

U be mallam?! I typed [b]G B U R E not G B E R U! gberu ko,gbe slave ni. Lol! It is pronounced gbu-ray,ya dig? U can get it from 9ja stores.

I no be mallam but if i fit turn to mallam to stop this farting i no mind.
Ok gbure i go look for it morrow. I don tire for this kind thing sef.
I mistakenly drop am inside bus 436(bendi bus) one day, i knew there was comotion but nobody wan tok.
I just maintain for ma sit like say i know knwo weting d happen. Even driver gave warning that he won't tolerate it again.
I need help.

una no go kill me for NL? 

@rubby
naw real wah for u ooh,

doncaster:

I no be mallam but if i fit turn to mallam to stop this farting i no mind.
Ok gbure i go look for it morrow. I don tire for this kind thing sef.
I mistakenly drop am inside bus 436(bendi bus) one day, i knew there was comotion but nobody wan tok.
I just maintain for ma sit like say i know knwo weting d happen. Even driver gave warning that he won't tolerate it again.
I need help.

436? Na South u dey?

nana:

436? Na South u dey?

yes ooh

doncaster:

yes ooh

hmmm,camberwell/peckham side,abi?

nana:

hmmm,camberwell/peckham side,abi?

not at all. Am in SE28

. Very funny

Hello my girl, sorry for the situation u find urself. If you can get pure original honey mixed wt garlic, take 2 spoon every morning and night. u will be fine in a very short time. FOR further health issue visit [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][b]healthcentric..com [/font]Cheers!!!![/b]

Hello my girl, sorry for the situation u find urself. If you can get pure original honey mixed wt garlic, take 2 spoon every morning and night. u will be fine in a very short time. FOR further health issue visit healthcentric..com . Cheers!!!!

I don't have solution to your problem but i just can't help but buhahahaha

it's very funny here, but why insulting the guy, he posted in the health section abi i dey dream

@ topic, try and drink much liquid and avoid eating chocolat biscuit and other sweet food, they can make u mess alot.