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Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by Chimex388: 8:55am On Oct 09, 2014 |
Culled Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds _______________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. _______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables. _______________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) _______________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. _______________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! _______________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' _______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... _______________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher _______________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!... 4 Likes |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by flinton(m): 9:49am On Oct 09, 2014 |
Lolz! |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by dOnLarich: 11:51am On Oct 09, 2014 |
This got me ROTFL |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by Gamechanger: 3:42pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Very funny. [b][/b]lol > ;d |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by cutieepearl(f): 4:06pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Soo funny |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by Nobody: 4:33pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Lolz,very funny |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by Nobody: 10:01pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
lwkmd, rotflmfao.lwkmd, rotflmfao.lwkmd, rotflmfao. |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by akiode89: 8:21am On Oct 10, 2014 |
Got ma laff for that aXe stuff 1 Like |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by Chimex388: 8:56am On Oct 10, 2014 |
akiode89:lol.... yeah me too, even if it were a 2yr old baby, u dear not go near him/her for some discipline wit dat WEAPON in his hand! |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by Chimex388: 9:01am On Oct 10, 2014 |
flinton: dOnLarich: Gamechanger: cutieepearl: shokky24: Shadhark:which part got u guyz cracked up the most... |
Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by Sparrow13: 4:42pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
EPIC Chimex388: |
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