Going to Abuja from Owerri today.....these are the persons I met.....enjoy.

1. The supposed rich guy: he makes calls right from the onset of the journey. His calls ranges from the flight he missed to abuja so he ended up in a bus or the return ticket he starts booking right from the journey or the white men he is going to meet in abuja. Be warned.....na all forming, if you do a good check on this guy he probably stopping in zuba or going to nyanya.
2. The lover birds: they are on each others arms from start to finish...problem is it can be cute or disgusting depending on the persons.

3.the prayer warrior: mostly a woman from OPM or Chosen....immediately the driver starts the vehicle she starts praying and shouting. The one in my bus actually said anyone that doesn't join her in the prayers is a witch...smh #na by force.

4. The ibo sisters: they laugh hysterically and speak ibo all through. Imagine this one get mind dey play old p square songs with her china/ tecno phone on speaker....peeps sef. Once they get to abuja the way they look in amazement at buildings and point carelessly makes one knw they are new in town.

5. The father and his beautiful daughter: making this short: no just reason the girl because her popsy is always looking for intruders.....well managed to collect this one's no while big dady was taking a nap #sharpguy.
6. The ibo driver: na God catch you if you don't come with your headphones or I pod cos its ibo songs mixed with a little bit of wack REGGAE all the way.
7. The political analysts: want to know how the biafra war was won and lost or how rochas is performing, you are at the right place.

8. The nursing mother and her children: you know how e dey be......feel free to add yours. TEAM FUTO ALL THE WAY

number five sha. Op,u forgot to add those people that buy everything they see ranging from bread to gala to okpa and so on.

Those that sleep from the beginning to the end of the journey.

lols, true! u forgot the people who buy things from bus windows every ten seconds them sabi chop ehn! I enter one bus, I bought pink popcorn, the fat man sitting besyds me(who have just finished eating three galas and malt) was just eyeing my oink popcorn, he was like 'sister, biko where u buy this popcorn' hehehe I just looked at him dirty, and pointed to the woman try the window, he called her and bought two popcorns!! WTF the man bought plenty things, that I myself became hungry, my mouth was watering, choi... I had to buy that popcorn to curb my hunger.

No. 9... My broda here

Since this is what's in vogue now, I'll add mine.

OP, you forgot the 'team earpiece' people who listen to music from the start of the journey till the end. They prefer to keep to themselves and usually sit by the window. They love to read novels, books, magazines or newspapers

Bibol:
Since this is what's in vogue now, I'll add mine.

OP, you forgot the 'team earpiece' people who listen to music from the start of the journey till the end. They prefer to keep to themselves and usually sit by the window. They love to read novels, books, magazines or newspapers

are u referring to me?..cos u just described how I travel...

faithboi:
are u referring to me?..cos u just described how I travel...

Er... Actually I described myself

Bibol:


Er... Actually I described myself

lol...so are we birds of a feather?

The one that was almost left behind at a restaurant when the bus stops for people to eat at midway.

The ones that talks about everything they see on the road

The Chykers!


They can toast the nearest babe from park to the last bus stop. U can usually know them by the subdued and rather impersonal tone of conversation

9. The dirty yoruba man that keeps farting.

fr3do:
9. The dirty yoruba man that keeps farting.

Are you addicted to tribalism? So where you come from you guys don't fart shey?

What about the hungry people,that buys everything,and anything hawked- yogurt,egg-roll,puff-puff,lacasera,etc.

In American-1. Tired Working Mother 2.Smelly Crazy Homeless Man 3.Religious Elders 4.Lovebirds 5.Loud Students 6.Struckup Woman or Attention LovePeddler 7.Cool Jazz Cat 8.Nervous White Dude 9.Motormouth or PhoneGirl 10. Staring Child

9.The one with smelly gutter mouth,so disgusting,even if you use hanky to close your nose the smell will still find way to enter.
And also those ones that fart and pretend like they ain't the one and also some girls with smelly armpit it's like they are allergic to roll on,well since i bought a new car i have ne'er thought of entering those bus,i don't really like irritating people..

@OP... U forgot to add the quiet ones.... They never speak to anyone except spoken to neither do they sleep no matter the distance and they dont buy or eat anything on the way except when the bus stops for a break then they buy just sth to drink ..... O... Nd once in a while, they press their phones.... Thats just me on a trip.... Love to mind my business....

Peeeeeepoooo. peeeepoooo

FLYGERIAN91:
@OP... I forgot to add the quiet ones.... They never speak to anyone except spoken to neither do they sleep no matter the distance and they dont buy or eat anything on the way except when the bus stops for a break then they buy just sth to drink ..... O... Nd once in a while, they press their phones.... Thats just me on a trip.... Love to mind my business....

me too

the ones that eat almost everything and end up farting

Bibol:
Since this is what's in vogue now, I'll add mine.

OP, you forgot the 'team earpiece' people who listen to music from the start of the journey till the end. They prefer to keep to themselves and usually sit by the window. They love to read novels, books, magazines or newspapers

Perfectly describes me.

fr3do:
9. The dirty yoruba man that keeps farting.

^^ There you have it folks! A perfect reason abortion should be legal in Nigeria

Bibol:
Since this is what's in vogue now, I'll add mine.

OP, you forgot the 'team earpiece' people who listen to music from the start of the journey till the end. They prefer to keep to themselves and usually sit by the window. They love to read novels, books, magazines or newspapers

Gal, were you in the bus with me when I came to ilorin yesterday?
Cos you just described me.

-The ones dat keep asking "my daughter pls where 're we now",
-The people that be lying on phone "I'm on my way to Abuja when the vehicle is heading to Enugu". Na so one man come the shout the driver "stop,stop! I say stop this car before I call the police!" driver fear,com stop say "Kilode?" d man provoke,"u collected money from me and deceived me into entering a vehicle dat is going to Abuja? What is this world turning into?!" "Haba sir,no b Lagos we d go so??!"

EroticAngelina:
lols, true! u forgot the people who buy things from bus windows every ten seconds them sabi chop ehn! I enter one bus, I bought pink popcorn, the fat man sitting besyds me(who have just finished eating three galas and malt) was just eyeing my oink popcorn, he was like 'sister, biko where u buy this popcorn' hehehe I just looked at him dirty, and pointed to the woman try the window, he called her and bought two popcorns!! WTF the man bought plenty things, that I myself became hungry, my mouth was watering, choi... I had to buy that popcorn to curb my hunger.

u look so erotic, hav u started doing it

THE CURRENT TAPPERS!

cupidora:
-The ones dat keep asking "my daughter pls where 're we now",
-The people that be lying on phone "I'm on my way to Abuja when the vehicle is heading to Enugu". Na so one man come the shout the driver "stop,stop! I say stop this car before I call the police!" driver fear,com stop say "Kilode?" d man provoke,"u collected money from me and deceived me into entering a vehicle dat is going to Abuja? What is this world turning into?!" "Haba sir,no b Lagos we d go so??!"

Bahahahahaha

cupidora:
-The ones dat keep asking "my daughter pls where 're we now",

D guy whose job is to tap current 4rm girls and d glutton dt eats everything she sees.

Are you claiming the good side? Apparently, you were the one she met in the bus the last time she traveled. #yimu

faithboi:
are u referring to me?..cos u just described how I travel...

PapaNnamdi:


u look so erotic, hav u started doing it

no