Bigcake:
For daring to eat roasted corn freely on government road, the madman had to beat the nonsense out of you. Next time you wont dare eat anything in such a public glare again.

Mrval20:
At New Haven, Enugu, 2011... It was my first time of visiting the area and as I was walking down the street, I saw a mad man holding a knife and coming down in the opposite direction, on the same lane.
The guy looked very young and energetic and was smiling and holding the knife slightly above his head.
I didn't bother initially but as he walked towards me, he was looking directly into my eyes and still smiling. I wanted to cross to another lane but the road was too busy and it was a bit too late to wait. Suddenly I noticed a red spot that looks like blood stain on his shoulder and the guy, according to my brain (which was now functioning UI of fear), allegedly made a swift move towards me! That was when I lost my mind; I turned back and took to my heels! I calculated - a mad guy, very energetic and armed. I immediately knew that just running wasn't enough to save me and I started shouting "biko oo biko oo! " for reasons I don't know even today....I mean who begs a mad man? Lol.
With the high speed and crazy chants, I ran into a joint where people were drinking, I thought "at least he'll have enough people to attack here". I then stopped and guess what? The mad man wasn't even pursuing me! I looked really stupid as people laughed(they thought I was crazy lol) and just few people understood what happened.
I was later told that immediately I took off, the mad fellow also took off at a high speed in the opposite direction, out of fear too.
Mad people eh.

englishmart:
bullshit. If I see this on front-page, I will deactivate my account. Don't ask me the account. Na only me know

topsyking:

u be mumu. so now crime to eat for road while walking home.na 90s we dey talk oo..when eyes never open like now..even 4 europe.oyinbo dey eat for road.. abeg park well jo.. na over sabi dey worry u

Bigcake:
Guy why you call me mumu na? I cant recall insulting you in anyway. Retract this statement or be ready to face my wrath, Mods should take note.

Cheadiva:
lmao @ ppls experience


here goes mine....I was walking wit my friend in d market... there's dis mad guy dat begs for money...d guy was coming towards us...as I sharp girl,I crossed to d oda side..bfor my friend cld take d next step..d stupid guy grabbed her boobs...My friend was just shouting blood of jeseus
.blood of Jesus....I laffed my ass out dat day en











Anoda was wen I wanted to cross and a mad woman was sitting dere....was scared... d woman shouted at me n said in yoruba ' soda to ba ma soda..Iwo weyrey yii'....meaning... cross f u want to..u dis mad person

topsyking:
very funny

Cheadiva:

topsyking:
if na man grab the boobzy na booob now ..na slap he go get ...why u no slap the mad man

PapiWata:
Many moons ago, as I nervously walked down a dusty road in northern Nigeria, not long after collecting some cash from the bank, I encountered a smiling man dressed in rags, with his filthy hair in never-washed dreadlocks. He stood directly in front of me, leaning his weight casually on a stout pole that could have opened up a cranium if applied in anger.

As I drew towards him just outside the striking range of that stick, I stopped and reached into my belt-pack for my trusty 65 thousand-volt stun gun, which is about the size of a cell-phone handset. The self-defense instrument is equipped with two pairs of stubby electrodes, one pair oriented towards the target, for contact on impact, while the second pair of electrodes are oriented pointing towards one another so that a blue arc of lightning leaps between the electrodes when the trigger is pressed, as a warning before deployment of the big boom.

When I touched the trigger and the blue spark erupted from my hand with an ominous crackle, the mad man smiled even wider, and stepped to one side, giving me a wide berth as we passed one another. That was the day I came to understand that mad people do indeed fear death by electric shock, and that they are also capable of understanding the lethal potential of a loud electrical spark, both of which are examples of deductive reasoning that I did not expect from a clearly insane person.

topsyking:

u be mumu. so now crime to eat for road while walking home.na 90s we dey talk oo..when eyes never open like now..even 4 europe.oyinbo dey eat for road.. abeg park well jo.. na over sabi dey worry u

Bigcake:
Guy i hear say ur mother na prostitute for Oshodi market, abeg na true? Then ur Papa na big mumu.