1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the
bank,common pen dey won't have.
This people are very dangerous, once u borrow
them the pen, u might find it difficult to
identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "can i have ur
pen" Believe me bros, that is the last time u
will see that
Pen (except if u are lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:
Immediately they enter the bank, even before
taking d
slips (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is
to know the
last person and u hear them saying, i am at
ur back. If care is not taking 8 people can
tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end of
the day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am
I was here before u blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team:These kind of
people don't obey the first come, first serve
slogan, they are mouthed in the bank,
immediately
they come in, they just walk
up to the cashier or manager, he ask them to
sit down and within 5 mins they have
completed there transactions while u still dey
dere dey look like mumu for queue.(There
is God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people
will always have a problem with the bank
door, then u see dem removing their belts, car
keys,
mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps
shouting "pls go back" My bros
next time come to bank naked, biko, he go
allow u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people
can waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the
withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb
questions, u see
them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking
another one. To write
common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the
so called undergraduates are found
wanting in this scenario..
6 - The exile men: These people usually
behave like dem no dey this world since 2
years, they will always be asking for today's
date, even after telling them the correct
date, they will ask someone else again. I tire
for
these people. Believe me na only naija dis
kind thing
dey happun

Those that ask "abeg wetin be today's date?"