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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


I plead guilty My Lord but it was an error in ignorance. However, since My Lord has spoken and indeed ignorance is not an excuse, would My Lord be kind enough to expatiate on the details of this community service?

Are you igbo?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jan 29, 2017
Amicable09, when I was a lot younger, just like you, I wondered why men always look gloomy and down on their wedding day, and I asked my Uncle why. He asked for my phone, deleted all the songs and left just one. He said that is what men have to put up with once they get married. sad

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:


Are you igbo?

I think the right question should have been if she is high on Igbo. grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jan 29, 2017
LastMumu:


I think the right question should have been if she is high on Igbo. grin

LMAO!
Bros! Where have you been?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 6:17pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:

Runs off to get a honey pot cheesy
Lol...you remind of one of my favorite cartoons in those days...Winnie the Pooh cheesy

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 6:19pm On Jan 29, 2017
abimbawealth:

Oga boss, don't mind that guy jor...

Happy New Week
Lol. Thanks. Happy new week to you too

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jan 29, 2017
LastMumu:


I think the right question should have been if she is high on Igbo. grin

Lmao!

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 6:20pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:

Are you igbo?
So, that is how tolusan ruined my hat trick cry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:


LMAO!
Bros! Where have you been?

Bros, I have been hustling o. As money no dey, man gats double him hustle na.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 6:23pm On Jan 29, 2017
Udochee:

see degree, abeg the small bsc wey i get don do me oo, i no want double honors.
padi mi wetin man go do na. you need to eat for the journey ahead.
Lol. Eat on oga boss and let dem BMI jargon be darned smiley
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 6:24pm On Jan 29, 2017
LastMumu:

Bros, I have been hustling o. As money no dey, man gats double him hustle na.
Chief...I hail thee. I see you now go by the simple acronym LM cool ...very cool, like dem politicians
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:24pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:


Are you igbo?

Lolz for a second there I was tempted to say Proudly 5% grin

Please SAN tell me, is there a new law saying all igbos are to get compulsory salary increase with minimum salary of 500k per month? grin please jus epp me quote that section of our revised constitution lemme show my Oga tomorrow morring... Ayaf been telling him since that's it's in the constitution he no gree angry

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:31pm On Jan 29, 2017
LastMumu:


I think the right question should have been if she is high on Igbo. grin

Lolz hahahahahahaaa cheesy cheesy cheesy
LastMumu a bia kwa ozo! Lolz you know how it usually feels like when you newly start learning the lyrics of a song, how u wii be singing it everywhere, inside shower, on the road, in the dream etc etc..... Dahz exactly how the things is highing me

And you know ehn, those type of songs, it's after the thing has faded off, you wii now realise that you've been singing merix of Akon's song "I wanna make love right na na na" instead of "I wanna make up right na na na" cheesy cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:32pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:


You would report at my Chambers in Lagos for duty (as I may from time to time determine) and also travel with me during this period. grin grin grin grin grin Don't worry you'd be safe.

Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee would my travel costs be covered too My Lord?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


Lolz hahahahahahaaa cheesy cheesy cheesy
LastMumu a bia kwa ozo! Lolz you know how it usually feels like when you newly start learning the lyrics of a song, how u wii be singing it everywhere, inside shower, on the road, in the dream etc etc..... Dahz exactly how the things is highing me

And you know ehn, those type of songs, it's after the thing has faded off, you wii now realise that you've been singing merix of Akon's song "I wanna make love right na na na" instead of "I wanna make up right na na na" cheesy cheesy



Choi! Is that what the song really says? shocked shocked
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jan 29, 2017
LastMumu:


Bros, I have been hustling o. As money no dey, man gats double him hustle na.

God dey jare. Well done. Blessings in all your endeavours
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 6:36pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:

You sure? Or he has not found the right kind of gun yet. So will you now see me in chambers so we can do the necessary introductions. wink
Lol.
Like she said, have no fear. But ayam not understanding the boldened undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee would my travel costs be covered too My Lord?

You have been sentenced to "community service" remember? You're to cover the costs
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 6:40pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:
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Choi! Is that what the song really says? shocked shocked
Seems someone has been highing siiiiiincccee cheesy

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 6:42pm On Jan 29, 2017
ksstroud:
Jazmiynne and Amicable09 . . . . . . . don't lemme "tear my gutter"....
Lol. Sir Kss. what I do? tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 6:51pm On Jan 29, 2017
LastMumu:
Amicable09, when I was a lot younger, just like you, I wondered why men always look gloomy and down on their wedding day, and I asked my Uncle why. He asked for my phone, deleted all the songs and left just one. He said that is what men have to put up with once they get married. sad
Lol.
Bia LM, you have a way of throwing subtle shades at me tongue. Which one is when you were younger like me?

What are you trying to say?
You just called me a kid!
Unto what?

This is the singular reason why you and I will continually fight on this forum. I don't see myself extending the olive branch let alone olive oil towards you any time soon!

But quick question, will you wear that gloomy face on your wedding day too?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Ferdyboss: 7:24pm On Jan 29, 2017
Hi Veevean1......private chat please

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 7:25pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Lol.
Like she said, have no fear. But ayam not understanding the boldened undecided

I know you'd always be on the look out for me! Oya tolusan kindly explain
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 7:27pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:


You have been sentenced to "community service" remember? You're to cover the costs


Edakun adont have money. Perhaps you could borrow me some. I would repay after I've served my term. Please My Lord, tamper justice with mercy embarassed
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:27pm On Jan 29, 2017
karleone:

Hmmm.. What was he wearing??
Sure! February will be great.
Lol. A T-shirt with the inscription "Diary of a Loner" cheesy
I wish you don't see yourself as such though.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 7:28pm On Jan 29, 2017
amicable09:


But quick question, will you wear that gloomy face on your wedding day too?

I think he would grin
Cos he'd be busy calculating how much it cost him to rent a reception hall in Jupiter tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 7:29pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:
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Choi! Is that what the song really says? shocked shocked

Lolz mesef I know not sir cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:33pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:

That's the best news today. Please there's this one they call cameroun pepper or somtin...try that one. I learnt it's good food + medicine for bone-infested vexing grin
Lol.

Evuls! tongue
Let me take a few lines from Maya Angelou's "Still I Rise".

You can write me down in history with your bitter twisted lie tongue
*My line*
You can serve me pepper instead of dog meat,
But still, like dust, I'll rise
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:37pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


I think he would grin
Cos he'd be busy calculating how much it cost him to rent a reception hall in Jupiter tongue
Lol. Is it the money involved that causes them to frown? Really, I'll appreciate answers. The frown is worrisome.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:43pm On Jan 29, 2017
Udochee:

"but you were determined to try out some catering practical"...lol @ the bolded...
Lol. I was until I asked the lady if I can prepare the soup without the broom and she said no. That was when I gave up.

But Nigerians in diaspora who crave for ewedu soup, do they also use a broom over there? Modernization should change things a bit, I think.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 8:02pm On Jan 29, 2017
amicable09:

Lol.

Evuls! tongue
Let me take a few lines from Maya Angelou's "Still I Rise".

You can write me down in history with your bitter twisted lie tongue
*My line*
You can serve me pepper instead of dog meat,
But still, like dust, I'll rise
Hahahahaha....you've started with the songs again

Lemme borrow from Bryan Adam's "Not guilty" too

Do I have to prove my innocence?
Don't need a lawyer with a fat degree
tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:07pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Hahahahaha....you've started with the songs again

Lemme borrow from Bryan Adam's "Not guilty" too

Do I have to prove my innocence?
Don't need a lawyer with a fat degree
tongue
Hahahaha.

How dare you abuse them lawyers with their fat degrees? cheesy
Please Tolusan don't ignore this. He should be guilty of a five count charge tongue and of course, no bail option after judgement has been passed!

My sincere concern expressed herein.

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