Whenever u guys are ready to wed, pls do let me know. I want to b ur flower boy

thank u ma

neo_welsh:

Whenever u guys are ready to wed, please do let me know. I want to b ur flower boy

Ermmm. . . .you and who abeg oo, no put me for wahala for this place oo,  

boy ke, tufia

which kind wahala u dey run for

ibkaye
Happy new year
where hav u been all this while?

shola
'ello 'ello
Happy new year to you too
Av been. . .I dunno sha

@ Toyosi20
sorri i no know say ur boyfriend dey around
@ ibkaye
aboki, yayadey?

@ Topic

If I was a boy i'll stay home more

neo_welsh:

@ Toyosi20
sorri i no know say ur boyfriend dey around

Who oo, abeg tell me,

neo_welsh:

@ Toyosi20
sorri i no know say ur boyfriend dey around
@ ibkaye
aboki, yayadey?

I dey fine thanx, yourself?

@ Toyosi20
wat wil u be doin at home most boys watch blue film at home, it dat wat u want to do

@ibkaye
i thank myself. Are u ok?

@neo
yes I am very ok

neo_welsh:

@ Toyosi20
what wil u be doin at home most boys watch blue film at home, it that what u want to do

Ermm. . . .buddy u are on your own on that oo, see yaa,

if i were a boy. i listen to her, cos i know how it feels

If I were a girl, I would stalk and chase Chamotex everywhere . . .

_{oops . . . that's already happening}

@ ibkaye
instead of readin ur books u are here. Remember say school dey open 2morow.
@ Toyosi20
u go must watch bluefilm, abi u no 1 be guy again?
@ acidrop
please there is no first aid in nairaland, so b very careful wit it
@ chamotex
u way from playboy village. Wich girl 1 run folow u.

@neo
books ke? at my age?

neo_welsh:

@ Toyosi20
u go must watch boyfriend, abi u no 1 be guy again?

Umm. . . . .now im really confused,

@ ibkaye
last time i checked, methusela was readin b4 he died. How old are u
@ Toyosi20
check again

@neo
54

neo_welsh:

@ chamotex
u way from playboy village. Wich girl 1 run folow u.

Hombre, type pidgin or english . . . i no understand that crossword puzzle wey u put for there

I say i wan hook u up

@ ibkaye
54? U neva reach anywhere sef.
@ chamotex
shine ur eyes, shine nam wel-well
look ur back-look am wel-well

@neo
if you say so

neo_welsh:


@ Toyosi20
check again

Check what oo??

neo_welsh:

@ chamotex
shine ur eyes, shine nam wel-well
look ur back-look am wel-well

fire fire, in our country, country . . give me plenty water make i quench d fire

@ chamotex
if u see my mama odina
tellam say o0o
odina
i dey 4 ghetto
odina
i no get e problem
odina

If I were a boy, I will never get married. . . (But does not mean I dont have sex jare.)

gabrywyl:

If I were a boy, I will never get married. . . (But does not mean I don't have sex jare.)

Chai, you're not supposed to have sex before marriage, ah ahn

@gabry
my gabrielle now wen i 1 sleep nie u dey come. How was ur newyear celebration, i hope u got some pix 4 me.
@ibkaye
are u telling this honourable court u were a virgin b4 u got married at 54. Guilty or not guilty

Of course I was a virgin abeg

ibkaye:

Of course I was a virgin abeg

Yes she was bcuz I confirmed it