chamotex:

Yes she was bcuz I confirmed it

for ya left mind abi

@chamotex
this is an interest case, my lord (judge=gabry) i want our witness to testify to dis court, how he confirm ibkaye virgin.
@ibkaje
my love, oh sorri, my lord (judge=gabry) i put it to her dat on d process of confirmation, somethin penetrated and dat makes her guilty of d charge.
Court arise

gudnite its 3:26am. Lawyer 1 sleep

this guy aint serious

everybody knows

I got 2 witness and u have none, as a result i have close d case. Abeg make owna allow me to sleep

sleep for where?
u better finish the case

neo_welsh:

@gabry
my gabrielle now when i 1 sleep nie u dey come. How was ur newyear celebration, i hope u got some pix 4 me.

Uhm. . . My new year celebration? Heheheh!. I tell you hope u no go think Im crazy jor. Well, I went to ma grandma's house to celebrate. Theres the elder ones, us the youth and the younger ones. The younger ones all play with their toys and some of them joined us, the elder ones are gambling and us the youth, the girls all have decided to sing karaoke at home, drink ALOT and dance and the boys decided to go out clubbing saying that they dont want to see us make trouble for them. . . Dont know what they mean by that . . .

Anywayz, we sang and dance and drink and drink and drink till we got drunk. Sooooo drunk. We than went outside and released all the animals which my grandmother rear. Goose, Ducks, CHickens, Iguana, Tortoise, Dog, Cat. . . And we brought them in the house and dance together with them. The next morning when I got up, I saw all the animals and all of us sleeping all over the place. . .


How I know this? Because someone ent and intall a video camera around the house and recorded the scene. I would like to show it on You Tube cause its funny but uhm. . . Some of us are wearing undies naaa. . . So shameful!

I know my cousin brothers dey vex at us because they were suppose to bring their gf's back to sleep for the night but heheheheh! We were all over the place including on their bed.

How about you? How did you celebrate your New Year. Hope its more decent.

@gabry
u too much, 3 awilo gun shot 4 ur head, that u groovin na 1 in town o0o0o, So ur youngers 1s dey play wit their toys, that toy i no understand o0o0o, bcus me self, play wit my toy wel-well so-tay e no come gree stand again. So abeg tell me d kind of toy u mean
abeg show me d video na, when e reach d under wear place, i go close my eyes, i promise.

So because of owna ur cousin no fit do d koko/blah blah blah

Toy? Of course toys like dolls and Robocop and Spiderman naaa. . . What other toys can a child play? na waa to you Ooo. . . .

No. . . I dont want to show you because among all of us, I dance the worse one so I do not want to embarass my face.

if i were a boy, i would womannap gabby.

am a lady i not wish to be a boy

thanks for been u dear

lysaa:

if i were a boy, i would womannap gabby.

Wetin be Womanap?

@ Topic

*Peeping* oya go call police

ibkaye:

Of course I [b]was [/b]a virgin abeg

Ha, past tense* 

womanap? sorry i can't tell, prolly would have done that if i were a boy.

nairaland boys are deaf ooo, didnt u guys hear that no guys should even peep not to mention ocming here to comment

No mind da fermentd apes

if i were a boy, I would love that girl that sees my flaws but still wants to be wit me.
If were a boy, I wouldnt marry a girl because of her parents political position.
If i were a boy, I will marry a praying wife that can back me up spiritually.
If i were a boy, I will be very careful of materialistic girls.
If were a boy, I will be very mindful of the guys too.

If i were a boy, i would toast all d gurls wey dey nairaland finish

Hmmmm interestin topic. Im closely watching.

Thank God I'm a man and not a boy. Means I've done nothing wrong to be on this thread

Thank God I'm a man and reasonable,cos if I were a 'boy',I would be the first to deflower all the young girls,slack their punny to be unsizeable,suck their bossoms until they are flat like slippers and each would have a child for themselves and become second hand.Oh,thank God I'm not a boy!

boobfan:

Thank God I'm a man and reasonable,cos [b]if I were a 'boy',I would be the first to deflower all the young girls,slack their punny to be unsizeable,suck their bossoms until they are flat like slippers and each would have a child for themselves and become second hand.[/b]Oh,thank God I'm not a boy!

Damnn i would be so badttt it would look so damnn good

Thank God Am A Man!

If i was A Girl

Best have read so far...i have always wonder how a woman in jeans would use the toilet without her jerking off?