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Conversations by drwaz(m): 11:24am On Oct 25, 2014
CONVERSATIONS BTW LADIES
Mary:Hello dear!
Sara:Hi babe how u 2day
Mary:am fine dear,I ve missed u alot.
Sara:And me too
Mary:I am calling just to inform u DAT I WL pay u visit DC afternoon.
Sara:Ok my dear;it WL b a great pleasure to have u.I WL b expecting u sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING D CALL
-Mary:Am going to visit DAT dirty girl again
-Sara:This witch is coming here again,she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again... Mtcheeeeeeew!!!
CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Mike:Mad man I dey;Hw ur big fat father?
John:My papa dey!ur long neck mama nko?
Mike:You r a fool.How far,u dey house?I dy come charge phone.
John:OK!No wahala bring money come make we use watch ball
Mike:Idiot like u.later now!
John:mad man
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
-John:That Mike can b funny at times but being a great companion anytime.
-Mike:John is just a reliable friend.
#LESSON:Girls r always nice to each other BT they never like and trust themselves
Boys are always mean and rude BT they WL always have each other's back
TRUE OR FALSE
Re: Conversations by Spicylate(f): 11:55am On Oct 25, 2014
sometimes...
Re: Conversations by Ploy(m): 12:26pm On Oct 25, 2014
True guy, the kind curse wey ma friend don curse me for this world! If then truly mean am I for don run mad. Guy na guy
Re: Conversations by drwaz(m): 1:45pm On Oct 25, 2014
Lols @ ploy.....buh dey always got u back now

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