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Ten Types Of People You Meet In Church. by Olusharp(m): 2:38pm On Oct 26, 2014
There are different people we meet in church. They include;



1. The Sleepers: lol for these kind of people, you will see them sleeping especially during sermon. Some elderly people will even pretend putting on their eyes glass and bend their heads as if reading the bible.it is a lie o, they are already far in dreamland.



2. The Chargers: Hardly will you go to any church without finding them. They will rather carry their charger than the bible. Their aim of going to church is to charge, simple.



3. The talkertives. Meh these set of people can talk. While the man of God is saying the word at the front they are busy chit chatting at the back where they are commonly found.



4. The Questionaire: These set of people are often found at the front. They can ask questions! Once the pastor sees them, he would be like "bro peter, any question??"



5. The Competitors: These people compete till Jesus come. Commonly found among the ladies/women. They can run their account down through buying latest designers and to be in fashion.



6. The Funny People: These people can make fun of anything.Laughing at everything laughable. They always sit in group especially at the back.



7. The Dancers. They can dance to any beat, and can dance anyhow eg shoki and the likes. The set of people that will want to contribute 20naira but they will dance till they are tired.



8. The Critics: chai!! These people can criticise like mad. "is he suppose to dress like that?" "God! What is she wearing, see her full bosom, children of nowadays." you will hear them say.



9. The Sturborn People: It is their nature. They are always seen arguing with the urshers. "Sir/Ma sit down here." they will be like "No way, i am sitting under the fan there."



10. The Prayer Warriors: You will find them at the front or middle. They can pray eh?



Add yours. Happy Sunday.

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Re: Ten Types Of People You Meet In Church. by Sylverbox(m): 3:08pm On Oct 26, 2014
Well, I'm sorry to say, we don't have these set in the CATHOLIC CHURCH!

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