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Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 8:06pm On Oct 05, 2011 |
Who said english is easy Fill in the blank with YES or No, 1.-----I don"t have brain. 2.-----I dont have sense. 3.-----I am stupid. |
Re: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 8:11pm On Oct 05, 2011 |
Valentine sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later Valentine sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet" |
Re: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 8:14pm On Oct 05, 2011 |
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, d[b]ont demand new clothes & gold jewels[/b], Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home, Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive 1 Like |
Re: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 8:19pm On Oct 05, 2011 |
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can be greater than this one? |
Re: Jokes -updated by mikuz(m): 8:39pm On Oct 05, 2011 |
^ lol |
Re: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 9:49am On Oct 07, 2011 |
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY" |
Re: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 9:52am On Oct 07, 2011 |
A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife' The maid smiled and said 'I know 'cos the driver always tells me so' |
Re: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 9:55am On Oct 07, 2011 |
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!". |
Re: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 9:59am On Oct 07, 2011 |
3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant |
Re: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(m): 4:00pm On May 12, 2012 |
Re: Jokes -updated by snellsun(m): 6:28pm On May 12, 2012 |
nice jokes ;Dnice jokes |
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