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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by alentyno: 5:18am On Oct 31, 2014
pentagonal:



shut up imbec...ile, no one in your lineage dead or living can match the IQ of my early morning fart. bring the biatch here to me slap his dumbskull back to consciousness.
Hahaahahaha cheesy

why evils na?
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 6:33am On Oct 31, 2014
Ymodulus, what's up?
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 7:45am On Oct 31, 2014
DemiGodRic:


A typical christian, full of hypocrisy, you insulted me and falsefully called me a pa devil and still you quoted me bible and said you're 'CHRIST LIKE' . Me not subcribed to your doesn't make you better than I.
I am pure in my ways and if many of y'all believers are like me, this world will be at peace.
Am very sure that you saw my signature. I serves no one. I only serves me alone.
I did nt insult u in anyway, if u serve u and d person in u is d devil, den u serve d devil. If d Spirit of Christ is in u den u serve God through him. U cannot serve 2 masters @d same tym, is either d Spirit of God or d spirit of d devil dat is in u. Accept Christ 2dy in ur heart, and he will be ur Lord. I pray 4u.
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by musaajebor(m): 5:55pm On Oct 31, 2014
ok i just leatnt dat day just dey break for some parts of nairaland.
but nigerians are gullible o

tell dat psycho next tym to try the Best suicide method still very bleeping effective in 9ja by
*packing dustbin and bola in tunga round about inside ghana must go bag.
*then take taxi and head tradoc baracks
*on reaching the baracks,wave some soldiers
*when u get their attention, throw the ghana must go bag towards their direction.

byebye.
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 9:01am On Nov 01, 2014
laykhorn:

Alhamdullah! Halleluyah!!! All join, we thank God for his life.
You're here too lol. Long time. Yeah we thank God. We're waiting for his comeback post. Hehehehhe
Ayamlaykorn
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by laykhorn(m): 11:47am On Nov 01, 2014
laykorn:

You're here too lol. Long time. Yeah we thank God. We're waiting for his comeback post. Hehehehhe
Ayamlaykorn
why wont I be here. Although I'm neither a close person to him nor can I recall If we've had any form of conversation on here before but I sure know that moniker for good things.
We hope he regains his good health in not too long time.
.
How you dey?
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Martiyu(m): 1:01pm On Nov 01, 2014
good...network won't let my epistle upload ..ain't typing no long shi no more

Ymodulus... for all that u v been through and currently are going tru... I must say sorry and persevere. u never can tell, maybe ur unsuccessful suicidal attempt whether genuine or not is an indication of better days ahead.
And u c? even when u thought u r alone, nairalanders v shown u how much they care bout u...even those that seem not to care really do, only that they found the post too absurd, ridiculous and ludicrous to b true. me self, I dunno what to believe but giving reason to ur state of health alone causes my heart to bleed...such untold and unimaginable pains.

not to b caught in emotions for too long, u owe us all, I mean we ur e-family members an apology...for causing us such panic and making us so frantic...we care.

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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Rexyl(m): 1:44pm On Nov 01, 2014
May God give the guy the grace to know and accept him as his Creator. Prayers can work for him if he believes in God and does not doubt his existence. From what he posted it doesn't seem he believes in God. Young guy if you are still alive pls never think of taking your life again. Doing that will not give you any benefits here and in the world to come. You still have the chance to find a way to sure deliverance which is available to people recognised by God.

May God deliver you. Just say a loud Amen to this and you are healed in Jesus Name.

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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by gloryaaa(f): 1:53pm On Nov 01, 2014
musaajebor:
ok i just leatnt dat day just dey break for some parts of nairaland.
but nigerians are gullible o

tell dat psycho next tym to try the Best suicide method still very bleeping effective in 9ja by
*packing dustbin and bola in tunga round about inside ghana must go bag.
*then take taxi and head tradoc baracks
*on reaching the baracks,wave some soldiers
*when u get their attention, throw the ghana must go bag towards their direction.

byebye.
or get a gun
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by musaajebor(m): 2:51pm On Nov 01, 2014
gloryaaa:
or get a gun
please tell d psycho o
hw simple can it get.
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Saraha1(f): 10:43pm On Nov 01, 2014
Rexyl:
May God give the guy the grace to know and accept him as his Creator. Prayers can work for him if he believes in God and does not doubt his existence. From what he posted it doesn't seem he believes in God. Young guy if you are still alive pls never think of taking your life again. Doing that will not give you any benefits here and in the world to come. You still have the chance to find a way to sure deliverance which is available to people recognised by God.

May God deliver you. Just say a loud Amen to this and you are healed in Jesus Name.

Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Tunagy: 11:49pm On Nov 01, 2014
pls save a lyf...u cn reach ymodulus on 0817 823 7362 thnx
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by duni04(m): 7:29am On Nov 02, 2014
People take nairaland way too serious. Why not just come here and read what you want to read, comment if you want, and go. The Op has built a fake and imaginary nairaland ecosystem around himself, such that he has to come here for support in crisis. Nobody to help him out in real life. Just pathetic.

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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by PapiWata: 8:57am On Nov 02, 2014
duni04:
People take nairaland way too serious. Why not just come here and read what you want to read, comment if you want, and go. The Op has built a fake and imaginary nairaland ecosystem around himself, such that he has to come here for support in crisis. Nobody to help him out in real life. Just pathetic.

Chai ! " A fake and imaginary eco-system, in the VIRTUAL world." Chai !

In other words, to paraphrase John Lennon's classic ballad entitled "Let it be."

When I find myself in times of trouble
I log on to Nairaland
Seeking cash donations, let it be

If I had a dollar, for all the online "friends" who pledged cash to me
Then I would be so wealthyyyy, let it be

But all they do is promise, and offer worthless prayers and advice to me
But I don't see no moneyyyy, let it be

And in my hour of darkness, I can't log on with no 'lectricity.
My phone's all out of credit, let it be

Let it be ( 4 times ), there will be an answer, let it be.
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 10:52am On Nov 02, 2014
So I've followed this thread all along though not uttering a word, and I have to say that I find some posts both amusing and at the same time mildly irritating. You admit that you don't know much about the Ymodulus guy, both online and offline but still go right on to give your self indulgent analysis of the situation with such certainty about how this is one huge stunt to call attention and pique people's sympathy so it can be translated to it's monetary equivalent. Pardon me for being so naive and gullible to fall for Ym's stories but if you don't know the dude and don't have anything constructive to say, then shut the fvck up!! This thread has over stayed it's welcome sef Mmmtcheeewww...

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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by PapiWata: 11:03am On Nov 02, 2014
xcapizt:
So I've followed this thread all along though not uttering a word, and I have to say that I find some posts both amusing and at the same time mildly irritating. You admit that you don't know much about the Ymodulus guy, both online and offline but still go right on to give your self indulgent analysis of the situation with such certainty about how this is one huge stunt to call attention and pique people's sympathy so it can be translated to it's monetary equivalent. Pardon me for being so naive and gullible to fall for Ym's stories but if you don't know the dude and don't have anything constructive to say, then shut the fvck up!! This thread has over stayed it's welcome sef Mmmtcheeewww...

You still haven't commented about my song-writing skills.

I went to a lot of effort to compose that song, AND make it rhyme with the original, only to be IGNORED by you.

Please address this breach of protocol, and at least sing the song to yourself at home, to better appreciate just how much thought and creativity was expended there.
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 11:12am On Nov 02, 2014
PapiWata:


You still haven't commented about my song-writing skills.

I went to a lot of effort to compose that song, AND make it rhyme with the original, only to be IGNORED by you.

Please address this breach of protocol, and at least sing the song to yourself at home, to better appreciate just how much thought and creativity was expended there.
ooo Papi wooo! grin I just threw a rock in the marketplace, I can see that you apparently got hit by it. Hehe. Anyways, sha, you've undoubtedly displayed great ingenuity in making a John Lennon parody that rhymes with the original. Clap for yourself!! But feel free to use your creative genius for a more compassionate and gracious course next time. Have a great day ahead man!
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by PapiWata: 11:25am On Nov 02, 2014
xcapizt:

ooo Papi wooo! grin I just threw a rock in the marketplace, I can see that you apparently got hit by it. Hehe. Anyways, sha, you've undoubtedly displayed great ingenuity in making a John Lennon parody that rhymes with the original. Clap for yourself!! But feel free to use your creative genius for a more compassionate and gracious course next time. Have a great day ahead man!

Oh well, I will have to settle for half a compliment, which I suppose is better than none.

One day, in the fullness of time, I will find fleeting fame and lasting fortune.

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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by rafhell(m): 1:50pm On Nov 02, 2014
i pray ymodulus is alive and fine.
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by simdam500(m): 10:12pm On Nov 02, 2014
He has no point to justify his step for suicide... Infact if he comes back to thread or in his moniker... He's such a coward...

I believe he's somewhere right now reading his thread, either of the three places earth, heaven or hell... And if u can hear me or read my post. My letter to you is "there is a create new account at the top of nairaland.com" feel free to register again...


*back to watching my po**rn*
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by mpowa(m): 12:01am On Nov 03, 2014
I still doubt this story... Strongly, wetin Nigerians no fit do to achieve their goals.
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Oduduwaboy(m): 2:48am On Nov 03, 2014
I have been wishing this Ymodulus story is not true. But i know the guy is real; as in, his story about his health challenges & ultimate dissappointment with existence is plausible. Please, if you are still alive, come back still with your moniker!
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Oduduwaboy(m): 2:50am On Nov 03, 2014
simdam500:
He has no point to justify his step for suicide... Infact if he comes back to thread or in his moniker... He's such a coward...

I believe he's somewhere right now reading his thread, either of the three places earth, heaven or hell... And if u can hear me or read my post. My letter to you is "there is a create new account at the top of nairaland.com" feel free to register again...


*back to watching my po**rn*
...just dont fracture your phallus! ; there will be no e-surgery!
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 11:36pm On Nov 03, 2014

Hello.
I stumbled on this thread last week in its first few pages. I was bothered by what i read. I however hoped it was a joke and that the next time i visited the thread, the Op would probably say it was a joke and perhaps, that he was just pulling our legs. Hence i bookmarked the thread.
I came back to it in the early hours of Saturday and i was shocked. Alas! It was real!
I know quite a number of people believe this was staged. Every deserves to have an opinion. Personally, i believe this is true. And it bothered me. Here was someone at the point of death and a lot of people took it casually. It makes me wonder what value we put on a single human soul. How shall we dream of saving the world and despise just one soul?
I was bothered by this and i discussed it yesterday with my Pastor who is a healing minister. After i was done, he asked me to send the young man to him. I thought it was a joke but he told me clearly to give his number to the person in question.
I checked Ymodulus' profile and discovered he has been offline for close to 4 days. Something tells me he may never come online again, or at least use that account again. So,I'm mentioning two people that i believe are close to him:
- Hadizy
- MzMyColi
If you both wish to help him, PM me, so i can send his number.
Someone asks why i am doing this. It is compassion. I have searched through his previous threads of which he has edited a good number of them. Those i found in relation to his health made my heart break. It is horrifying to know that someone has lived like this all his life. He deserves a normal life.
I shall not be posting the number here for the sake of privacy. Neither i shall reply any mention on this thread.
NOTE: I shall ask no dime from anybody, neither shall the man of God ask a dime. Jesus said, 'Freely you have received, freely give'
God bless!
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Rexyl(m): 8:04am On Nov 04, 2014
whew:

Hello.
I stumbled on this thread last week in its first few pages. I was bothered by what i read. I however hoped it was a joke and that the next time i visited the thread, the Op would probably say it was a joke and perhaps, that he was just pulling our legs. Hence i bookmarked the thread.
I came back to it in the early hours of Saturday and i was shocked. Alas! It was real!
I know quite a number of people believe this was staged. Every deserves to have an opinion. Personally, i believe this is true. And it bothered me. Here was someone at the point of death and a lot of people took it casually. It makes me wonder what value we put on a single human soul. How shall we dream of saving the world and despise just one soul?
I was bothered by this and i discussed it yesterday with my Pastor who is a healing minister. After i was done, he asked me to send the young man to him. I thought it was a joke but he told me clearly to give his number to the person in question.
I checked Ymodulus' profile and discovered he has been offline for close to 4 days. Something tells me he may never come online again, or at least use that account again. So,I'm mentioning two people that i believe are close to him:
- Hadizy
- MzMyColi
If you both wish to help him, PM me, so i can send his number.
Someone asks why i am doing this. It is compassion. I have searched through his previous threads of which he has edited a good number of them. Those i found in relation to his health made my heart break. It is horrifying to know that someone has lived like this all his life. He deserves a normal life.
I shall not be posting the number here for the sake of privacy. Neither i shall reply any mention on this thread.
NOTE: I shall ask no dime from anybody, neither shall the man of God ask a dime. Jesus said, 'Freely you have received, freely give'
God bless!
yeah this is kind of work Jesus placed in the hands of children of God... reach out the the sick and troubled souls... heal them... save them... and bring them to right relationship with God. All in the name of Jesus.. as simple as that.

I pray someone reaches out to physically and spiritually dying ymodulus... a stitch in time saves nine. I believe in the power of prayer. It has worked and shall continue to do so.

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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 8:45pm On Nov 04, 2014
luxanne:
Its me again Ymodulus, saying hello smiley
hi
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 3:12pm On Nov 07, 2014
Ymodulus!!!!!
I don't know whether you're reading this. If you are, I sincerely want to tell you; Thank you so much for your help with shipping agents. You are a good man. You immersed your life in helping others even when you are passing through pains.

I feel your pains I have experienced dark days in my life too that made me think of and nearly committed suicide. There were days I prayed for death too. I understand a bit what you are passing through, you have so much pulled through like a man, don't bow out now defeated, pull through till the end.

Remember everyone must die one day. There are people who are reading this that might even die before you(I don't wish anyone death) that's a fact of life.

Since I gave my life to Jesus Christ I am no longer afraid of death. I starting seeing it as a problem solver not problem causer. Death is a very positive phenomenon that will usher one into a very glorious everlasting life, if you are in Christ Jesus as a born again.

I sincerely recommend Jesus Christ to you right now. Call upon Him, give your life to Him as your personal Lord and Saviour. He will come to your rescue. That's the very truth.

Peradventure, death comes, you go on the wings of the Angels into everlasting mansion made with gold where there will be no more pains.

Steve Jobs of apple Inc, an atheist/agnostic, but when on his last days reached for God through Christ Jesus.

Please let Jesus carry you through at this dark hour. You will be surprised to see yourself living, for many more years. Its well!!! In the name of Jesus Christ.
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by oluplus(m): 10:54pm On Nov 07, 2014
whew:

Hello.
I stumbled on this thread last week in its first few pages. I was bothered by what i read. I however hoped it was a joke and that the next time i visited the thread, the Op would probably say it was a joke and perhaps, that he was just pulling our legs. Hence i bookmarked the thread.
I came back to it in the early hours of Saturday and i was shocked. Alas! It was real!
I know quite a number of people believe this was staged. Every deserves to have an opinion. Personally, i believe this is true. And it bothered me. Here was someone at the point of death and a lot of people took it casually. It makes me wonder what value we put on a single human soul. How shall we dream of saving the world and despise just one soul?
I was bothered by this and i discussed it yesterday with my Pastor who is a healing minister. After i was done, he asked me to send the young man to him. I thought it was a joke but he told me clearly to give his number to the person in question.
I checked Ymodulus' profile and discovered he has been offline for close to 4 days. Something tells me he may never come online again, or at least use that account again. So,I'm mentioning two people that i believe are close to him:
- Hadizy
- MzMyColi
If you both wish to help him, PM me, so i can send his number.
Someone asks why i am doing this. It is compassion. I have searched through his previous threads of which he has edited a good number of them. Those i found in relation to his health made my heart break. It is horrifying to know that someone has lived like this all his life. He deserves a normal life.
I shall not be posting the number here for the sake of privacy. Neither i shall reply any mention on this thread.
NOTE: I shall ask no dime from anybody, neither shall the man of God ask a dime. Jesus said, 'Freely you have received, freely give'
God bless!

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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by ugsams(m): 10:18am On Nov 08, 2014
Yaaay! our man Ymodulus is back... and he will soon be better than ever.

https://www.nairaland.com/1987138/hello

God or whatever you believe in will make you better.

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Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Sunglow: 8:37pm On Nov 10, 2014
Ymodulus:
I was thinking when you know its hours to death how will you act?

In reply to this I have decided to do the following.


1. State my Apologies
2. Make some fun.
State what my last food and drinks will be.
4. Change my profile pictures on BBM / watsapp to a complete black Pix
5. Etc
What about CHRIST?
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Nobody: 10:38pm On Nov 10, 2014
Sunglow:
What about CHRIST?
Guy is an atheist.
Ayamlaykorn
Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by DRealGeesam(m): 7:51am On Nov 11, 2014
Ymodulus:
Thinking and Thinking. I wished I had a Facebook account.

I just feel like scrolling through pictures watching guys and gals smile in happy moment. Awwww so sad. I had no option but to trace back romaciella thread of pictures. Even though I was not happy with what she did that day. Today I look at the pix and smile. You are pretty dear.




[size=19pt]Ok[/size]

I just checked out of the Hotel. Since Saturday I left home. Today I don't feel like going home but going to a club.

Hey!! In my life I rarely attend parties / celebration. I went to my first party last year. Now to clubs my first visit to a club was this year some days back. I feel like visiting one now. I need that vibes, music. I don't like Terry G songs but today I need that madness. That free me now lol!! ( did I just laughed? )



Oo am hungry but am watching my weight. Also I need to visit the Pharmaceutical Store like I promised too.

Later peeps.
Bro, Eating well is the number one thing.
Dont skip meals please.
Eat very balanced meals. Veggies are good, but are over rated, you need some cabs, some good fat too especially those found in fish (believe it, just research).

I stoped falling ill since when i started eating well. I used to skip meals while growing up and i fell ill VERY often. Got sooooo used to drugs and injections.

Now i dont fall ill at all again. In the last 4years i have only taken drugs 2wice.

Eat vegetables
Eat fruits
Eat cabs
Eat meat
Eat fish
Eat eat eat and eat
Just be balanced. Forget all those medical advices that says you shld only eat fruit or dont eat meat. All those abstinence has side effects and this has been proven.

Be strong and focused. Life is brief but hey! Lets live it to the fullest.

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