Women come in all shapes and sizes with distinct differences in thier personalities. But they tend to really have similarites that can leave one baffled. If you think hell and frustration starts when u die then think again cos u havent followed my mum to the market. You will likely come home in tears as the price haggling and market roaming just to find where pepper is sold N5 less is soul punishment. Abeg country people is this peculiar in my mum and recently sisters and gf or u experienced such too?

Eddygourdo:
Women come in all shapes and sizes with distinct differences in thier personalities. But they tend to really have similarites that can leave one baffled. If you think hell and frustration starts when u die then think again cos u havent followed my mum to the market. You will likely come home in tears as the price haggling and market roaming just to find where pepper is sold N5 less is soul punishment. Abeg country people is this peculiar in my mum and recently sisters and gf or u experienced such too?

Haha!

It comes with the territory. But look at the bright side - take your sons or any other male family member into a sports shop...you'll shed tears of blood.

I followed an aunt to the market when I was much younger and this is her shopping routine - she walks 50km to by salt from her 'customer' and another 70km to buy seasoning from another 'customer'. That's how she roams the whole market in the name of buying from her long term 'customers'.
I guess all women have their own shopping idiosyncrasies.

^^

It used to be fun when I was a lil younger because of sweet and biscuit she'll buy for whomever followed her to the market but the last time tried it. I vowed never to do it again.

We entered shops of three of my school mates pricing articles in the most ridiculous ways you can ever imagined. We ended up buying nothing.

Mrval20:
I followed an aunt to the market when I was much younger and this is her shopping routine - she walks 50km to by salt from her 'customer' and another 70km to buy seasoning from another 'customer'. That's how she roams the whole market in the name of buying from her long term 'customers'.
I guess all women have their own shopping idiosyncrasies.

your aunt and my mum must be from the same village. Women sef

I roam the market 3 times.
1st round-to scan through and note the cheapest points.
2nd round-to actually start buying
3rd round-to round up and still be sure there are no cheaper options in case of next time

Eddygourdo:
your aunt and my mum must be from the same village. Women sef

Lol

alutacontinua:
I roam the market 3 times.
1st round-to scan through and note the cheapest points.
2nd round-to actually start buying
3rd round-to round up and still be sure there are no cheaper options in case of next time

mummy is this u giving explanation or is this really alutacontinua A MAN

alutacontinua:
I roam the market 3 times.
1st round-to scan through and note the cheapest points.
2nd round-to actually start buying
3rd round-to round up and still be sure there are no cheaper options in case of next time

mummy is this u giving explanation or is this really alutacontinua A MAN How did u acquire such patience bros

Eddygourdo:
mummy is this u giving explanation or is this really alutacontinua A MAN How did u acquire such patience bros

Patience is a virtue, it ain't only limited to ladies
I hate to feel cheated by market people

Good ol'memories boi!

I go home with more than enuf naira notes cos all her friend will always dash me money. Show off time!

D thing is i hardly follow her so when i do, its worthy of celebration. Na so all d mamas and aunties will see me that day, even those that secretly want their young sons to marry me(mothers matchmaking since eons )

And when i entered uni, d stake became higher more mani,mani, mani
And some serious gifts(give this to my son's wife to be)
Funny mothers.
One of my childhood friend said she always like going to mkt with me cos i always end up coming back with lots of cash so it will rub off on her, lol!

Good ol' days

What kind of thread is this?

What's its purpose?

You must analyze and comment about every single facet of a human existence and nitpick every thing even taking a dump in the toilet?

alutacontinua:
I roam the market 3 times.
1st round-to scan through and note the cheapest points.
2nd round-to actually start buying
3rd round-to round up and still be sure there are no cheaper options in case of next time

Wish i had that opportunity to roam around. It will be fun. I miss growing up

tpia6:
What kind of thread is this?

What's its purpose?

You must analyze and comment about every single facet of a human existence and nitpick every thing even taking a dump in the toilet?

pls accept my apolgies I am currently monitoring news blogs so the moment news worthy of u and ur attention becomes available so I open a thread for ur enjoyment am sure a bomb blast, accident , or rape case will please u and prove thread worthy.

None of my sons like to go shopping with me. Ever sooooo impatient!

The only one who truly understands me, and the need to check those stock prices well-well, size, texture, etc is my two year old daughter.

Infact, na only she get my time...

Eddygourdo:
pls accept my apolgies I am currently monitoring news blogs so the moment news worthy of u and ur attention becomes available so I open a thread for ur enjoyment am sure a bomb blast, accident , or rape case will please u and prove thread worthy.

You dey mind the saddist

I really would love LEAVE HER AZZZZZE DIA for real!

Kanwulia:
I really would love LEAVE HER AZZZZZE DIA for real!

my dear. Well with the way my eyes turned red and my grumblings with hissing next time she calls me eddy my darling son I will smell a scam and flee from all possibilities of saying "but mummy how can u claim to be looking for fish to buy when we have passed over ten fish sellers begging u plus u are even ignoring my tantrums. Or Shey their fish na chinko ? "

EfemenaXY:
None of my sons like to go shopping with me. Ever sooooo impatient!
The only one who truly understands me, and the need to check those stock prices well-well, size, texture, etc is my two year old daughter.
Infact, na only she get my time...

my kind of girl.
With my mum, it was a nightmare. One day i was so sad that none of my elder ones like to follow her to the market for xmas shopping, so i decided to follow her. We walked around the market that day. I had to sleep in one of her customers shop. When we eventually got home that night 7pm, i went straight to bed. Only to be woken up by 10pm for bath and food.
8am market. Chai.

That was the last time. That made me hate going to market.

tpia6:


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ok lets bring it out to the open. What is ur problem. U calling me a terrorist by implication is out of line. If the topic has no relation to ur life experience. Please close eye waka pass. For peace sake. Happy weekend

How I love going to the market, I love shopping

After buying everything i need,i still roam around in the market incase I see anything I'm intrested in then the haggling of price begins

Anytime I enter a new location say for an over night event or whatsoever reason- the next question on my lip after resting is- please where is your market

Wow! I love this thread . It reminds me of my mum. I luv her to bits. She always tells me that we are the new generation children that don't really know what hardship feels like.

Most times I pity the sellers that attend to her. I've told her several times that I can't tolerate a customer like her if I were a shop own.

Eddygourdo:
my dear. Well with the way my eyes turned red and my grumblings with hissing next time she calls me eddy my darling son I will smell a scam and flee from all possibilities of saying "but mummy how can u claim to be looking for fish to buy when we have passed over ten fish sellers begging u plus u are even ignoring my tantrums. Or Shey their fish na chinko ? "

That na "woman" market o!
Na for dia dem dey go "work out"!
What the pocket cannot buy, the eyes can feast on abi?

My mamma dey forget say she get "arthritis" of the "buttocks" when she h-enter ANY SHOP!
Even if na MORTUARY!

At the airport na she be the first to shout for "wheelchair"! But h-insai market? She be BEN JOHNSON TILL MARKET CLOSE!!!!! You can never find her!!!!! She nor go pick ANY OF HER PHONES!!!!

Amen!

VERRRRRY ANNNNNNOYING!!!!!

Kanwulia:



My mamma dey forget say she get "arthritis" of the "buttocks" when she h-enter ANY SHOP!
Even if na MORTUARY!

At the airport na she be the first to shout for "wheelchair"! But h-insai market? She be BEN JOHNSON TILL MARKET CLOSE!!!!! You can never find her!!!!! She nor go pick ANY OF HER PHONES!!!!

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wetin be arthritis of the buttocks?

alutacontinua:


Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wetin be arthritis of the buttocks?

The kind that causes the bones of the IKEBE to DECAY and ROT from OVER-USAGE na!
If dem begin WAKA GO, you go dey pity am!
All fake!!!!

Abeg pls help me ask her.
Kanwulia come and answer
Wetin be arthritis of the nyansh?

Kanwulia:


The kind that causes the bones of the IKEBE to DECAY and ROT with OVER-USAGE na!
If begin WAKA GO, you go dey pity am!
All fake!!!!

U have already answered
Abegi pity mama now,bad gal

moca:

U have already answered
Abegi pity mama now,bad gal

E be like say no OLD woman don take ya eye see SOINTIN for market before? You sef go "RUTHLESS"!

Alutacontinua mrs. Why D male tag on your moniker..BTW all nija womans(women). Are the same. My mum own Worst she can price recharge card

Nice thread. A a kid, funny enough i never followed her to do her market runs. The market was to chocked with people. But the after shopping runs in the kitchen was my nightmare. You go work tire.lol. But as i became a teenager, market became a must go and men it was 'waka-about'. My mum is a shopper 4 real. She shopped for what is needed at home 4 the month. Now as an adult, shopping is fun. But then was a nightmare.