lol

smurf:

Nice I'm loving this, 

Itz what i do babe
I just lay low
Book of rhymes stay stacked up like a law library
Modenine and Ruggedman aint even real rap representatives but prankstars
Talk about Rhymes, Itz Brash
Talk about flows, itz Crackles
Take about loving the ladies ryt, no one is berra
Real smooth kid, with edges as sharp as a Jet Li Sword
Haircut sleek like Bruce Lee's kicks
Game so tight, like Smurfs neat braided hair

Ahhhhhhhh, I think I'm in love, , can you be ma baby daddy, lol

I give up,wish i cld rhyme!

Naaah, stop playing I know you can,

@smurf
its a talent,2bad i dnt av it

LOLZ, common don't think I'm buying that one bit,

smurf:

Ahhhhhhhh, I think I'm in love, , can you be ma baby daddy, lol

_{falls off the recliner and passes out for a few minutes}!

LOLZ, don't mind me jare I too dey love

Hmmm let me try lol

its 4ny when cats think they can rhyme
only 4 flows to come out sour like lime

my flows are like venom,i leave u transformed like laplace

hope u fall 4 this smurf,and when u do, fall no where else but in love

so i cld kiss u there,touch u there!
Getn u hanky panky!

lmao

Wow Tosin, now that's what I'm talking about, I see u gat it smove like butter baby boy, NICE, REAL NICE

smurf:

Wow Tosin, now that's what I'm talking about, I see u gat it smove like butter baby boy, NICE, REAL NICE

Ewoo, se dis girl ooo!

LOLZ, can't really blame a girl naw,

chei, let me go dust my nursery rhyme book

bawomolo:

chei, let me go dust my nursery rhyme book

u no well

coughs &#&#*# Punch ko, Crush Ni _{long hissssssssss}


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Nnaa from Music e don turn flirting? when and where did modenine punch ruggedman?

Lol, u know what am saying =D shit's funny tho, Nice one tosin BTW! (real talk) that's how u start, abi?

A-40:

Nnaa from Music e don turn flirting? when and where did modenine punch ruggedman?

thats what am still tryna figure out!

@ Smurf:

From TX to DC

I'm MAN-MADE, so on my CAMPAIGNE i sip CHAMPAIGNE/
ya "feelings hurt" so you "covor it up" like a BAND-AID/
We got dreams, you stick around and the PLAN-STAYS/
"Wifey me". thats what a FAN-SAY/
they jelous cause i surprise my baby girl with gifts thats FAN-CAY (Fancy)/
I'm not stupid, in the bank's where my GRANDS-STAY/
When we sleepin on your heart's where my HAND-LAY/
You got the finger, i got the RANG, lets do the DAMN-THANG.

juss a quicky for my gurl Smurf! Also,  since u in DC, have u hurrd of Gucci WallyWa or Tonestar? They by yo hood anyways! Holla!

Ur rhymes dull so te e resemble shoe wey dem no shyne!

my rhymes leave u licking ur fingers like i spiced em with curry and thyme

wen i say please dnt diss,i dnt mean please like a plea,i mean if u diss,be ready to kiss the canvas cos i'll crush u like a car whose brakes aint wel greased

lol i luv all o ya, now all the boys wanna use rhyming to collect flowshow gurl smurf, hey darling dont be deceived , am the greatest rhymer, yo listen up boys

yo its nairaland baby and i got my gurl smurf
am high on the mic they fink i took snuff
yall are fake recognise am the real stuff
if u want ma gurl better know the road is gon be rough
cough cough smurf gat my back like my chair seat does
when i touch her wrist i can feel her love pulse
playerhaters are hating but my smurf still loving
she said flowshow damn! am in love

word up smurf, tosin, africankings,a40, mrcrackers , morning yall

Cnt biliv am doing this
oh yeah mayb am meant 4 this
rhyming up words jst to diss
u'all are free 2 diss
cos in my case everybody luvs chris

clears throat aloud

wats goin on here, ? una won turn dis place to love garden abi?

import com.jaji.loverhymes.*;

public class SmurfLove
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
NairalandUsers us=OnlineUsers.getInstance() //Get all nairaland online users
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us.getForum().getSection("Music/Radio"; //Get the Music/Radio Section

for(int x=0;x<us.size();x++)
{

//Get usernames of all thjose disturbing smurf

String user=user.getUserName();

if(user.equals("tosinadeda" || user.equals("FLOWSHOW" || user.equals|("MrCrackles" || user.equals("AfricanKings" )
{
String email = us.getUserEmail(user); //Get the user email
String message="You idiot, you have been banned for disturbing smurf. Dont u know she's javalove's girl. Next time you wont try shit with me again";
us.setUserMail(email,message);
us.BanUser(user); //Now do the harm and ban dem wife snatchers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
}

if(user.equals(:smurf")
{
LoveMessage ms= new LoveMessage();
ms.appendMessage("I dont talk too miuch, I love you die!!!!!";
us.sendLoveMessage(user,ms);
}

}

}
}


Make una depic am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaah ole
na u dem go ban o!!!!!

Good attempt Tosin; never knew you could rhyme

And there goes Java with an extra-terrestrial program only angels can decode!

@topic
Tha whole thang's getting pretty interesting. And for the "Baba" issue, IMO Mode couldn't have been dissin' 2Baba. Both of em even collaboed on 9's "Africa". Neither could he be dissin' Soul E - Why?

Let the games begin guys. . .

And make 'em interesting and intelligent!

@bamsyle
am shockn myself also!

@topic
bamsyle every1 knows the line is 4 ruggedman!
Guess he jst set a trap 4 him and he fell 4 it

Oops! My post on "Baba" was meant for topic "Mode Nine Answers Your Questions Even About 'this Baba that Baba'"

Of course Tosin, just stating the obvious.

i dont care if they diss themselves jare
as far as it is good music and i can shake my preety little body to it

tosinadeda:

Ur rhymes dull so te e resemble shoe wey them no shyne!

my rhymes leave u licking ur fingers like i spiced em with curry and thyme

when i say please dnt diss,i dnt mean please like a plea,i mean if u diss,be ready to kiss the canvas because i'll crush u like a car whose brakes aint wel greased

why do I believe u tryna come @ me with this shit?? Ahwell. . . Juss lemme know so I know u tryna start sumtn!

@flowshow. . . goodmorning oooh. . . morning juss nack 4 my side too. . . (9:45am)

Too bad ure wrong

lets make one thing clear, am not trying to diss anybody in here, but here is the point, most of mode nine's supporters in nigeria dont know what the hell he raps about, ruggedman on the other hand connects in broken english so i think he has more fans