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20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by AJ01(m): 8:42pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR MY WIFE 1. she must wake up by 4am even if there's nothing to do 2. she must sweep all my arena and know I won't do any house chores cos she's the woman 3. she must prepare my break fast and serve me in bed 4. she must bath the children while ironing my clothes at the same time 5. she must not go out when i'm around and when am not around 6. she will not expect anybody to cook 7. she must wash cloth no matter the pregnancy 8. she will go to bed by 11 pm 9. she must entertain my family members well 10. I will not hear no food today or am tired 11. no man will be her friend or even flash her fone sef.. 12. she must not wear trouser or tight skirt.. only that deeper life skirt is allowed or else 13. she must not refuse if i ask for sex even if she's tired or she's sick 14. she must give birth to 18 or 19 children 15. she must not evangelize my family issues outside 16. she must not borrow and manage the 5k I give her for the family feeding 17. she must take care of my mama more than her mama 18. She must kneel down and serve me food, greet me and must not talk back at me even if I shout at her, she should only say thank you sir. 19. Before sending anything to her parent I must be informed with a lot of begging. 20. she must OBEY everything on the list because I LOVE HER. |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by Nobody: 8:44pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Haaaaaaah goodluck. |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by AJ01(m): 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by smoothface: 8:50pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
I think u need to buy a female robot that will do all that you have listed. come to think of it, even a computer will show ERROR to most of these rules 2 Likes |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by jsunex(m): 9:01pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
OyOyo |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by ERCROSS(m): 9:03pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: Ur mail.. |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by NeduLuiZ(m): 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
bro u need a house girl ...... An illiterate house girl at that. |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by Varagous(f): 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
I'm convinced u're joking,ryt? |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by Tee99(m): 9:08pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Wake up! Wake up!! Bros morning don do o!!! |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by pasqal09: 9:14pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
OP, change the topic to "20 rules for your future slave". 2 Likes |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by 1mindchrisr(f): 9:57pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
@ u brave hey such woman cannot b among human being but all d best |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by Nobody: 10:21pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
ERCROSS: My mail... |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by BreezyRita(f): 10:31pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Please don't wake up. Keep dreaming..... Its better that way |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by 24in7: 10:53pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
@OP, u nver ready 2marry, go back 2ur sleep jaRri |
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by classicuju: 10:55pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
In this time of Gender Eqaulity? |
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