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20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by AJ01(m): 8:42pm On Nov 11, 2014
RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR MY
WIFE
1. she must wake up by 4am even if there's nothing to do
2. she must sweep all my arena and know I won't do any house chores cos she's the woman
3. she must prepare my break fast and serve me in bed
4. she must bath the children while
ironing
my clothes at the same time
5. she must not go out when i'm
around and
when am not around
6. she will not expect anybody to
cook
7. she must wash cloth no matter the
pregnancy
8. she will go to bed by 11 pm
9. she must entertain my family
members well
10. I will not hear no food today or am tired
11. no man will be her friend or even flash her fone sef..
12. she must not wear trouser or tight skirt.. only that deeper life skirt is allowed or else
13. she must not refuse if i ask for
sex even if she's tired or she's sick
14. she must give birth to 18 or 19
children
15. she must not evangelize my
family issues
outside
16. she must not borrow and manage the 5k I give her for the family feeding
17. she must take care of my mama
more
than her
mama
18. She must kneel down and serve me food, greet me and must not talk back at me even if I shout at her, she should only say thank you sir.
19. Before sending anything to her parent I must be informed with a lot of begging.
20. she must OBEY everything on the
list
because I LOVE HER.
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by Nobody: 8:44pm On Nov 11, 2014
Haaaaaaah goodluck.
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by AJ01(m): 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Haaaaaaah goodluck.
grin
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by smoothface: 8:50pm On Nov 11, 2014
I think u need to buy a female robot that will do all that you have listed.

come to think of it, even a computer will show ERROR to most of these rules

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Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by jsunex(m): 9:01pm On Nov 11, 2014
OyOyo
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by ERCROSS(m): 9:03pm On Nov 11, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Haaaaaaah goodluck.

Ur mail..
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by NeduLuiZ(m): 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2014
bro u need a house girl ......


An illiterate house girl at that.
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by Varagous(f): 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2014
I'm convinced u're joking,ryt?
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by Tee99(m): 9:08pm On Nov 11, 2014
Wake up! Wake up!! Bros morning don do o!!!
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by pasqal09: 9:14pm On Nov 11, 2014
OP, change the topic to "20 rules for your future slave".

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Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by 1mindchrisr(f): 9:57pm On Nov 11, 2014
@ u brave hey
such woman cannot b among human being
but all d best cheesy
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by Nobody: 10:21pm On Nov 11, 2014
ERCROSS:


Ur mail..

My mail...
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by BreezyRita(f): 10:31pm On Nov 11, 2014
Please don't wake up. Keep dreaming..... Its better that way
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by 24in7: 10:53pm On Nov 11, 2014
@OP, u nver ready 2marry, go back 2ur sleep jaRri
Re: 20 New Rules For My Future Wife ;D by classicuju: 10:55pm On Nov 11, 2014
In this time of Gender Eqaulity?

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